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Funny story: 'Sky Not Blue' According to US Congress

'Sky Not Blue' According to US Congress

WASHINGTON - Amid national and international crises, the US House of Representatives could not confirm the color of the sky. House Resolution 461, called for Congress to declare that the sky is blue. The resolution was proposed by Representative...
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Funny story: A List Of Future Books Titles That Ann Coulter Plans

A List Of Future Books Titles That Ann Coulter Plans

Ann Coulter, that famous extreme right wing author and the wicked witch of the North East That Baum didn't write so much about in his Oz books is forever coming out with new literary tirades against those who, unlike herself, are not raised in families where you are constantly batted over the head with conservative ideals. She believes that everyone should be like herself: demeaning, mean spir...
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Funny story: Pressure Mounts From Democrats For Justice Ginsburg to Retire or 'Just Die Already'

Pressure Mounts From Democrats For Justice Ginsburg to Retire or 'Just Die Already'

Washington D.C. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg is just fulfilling her lifetime appointment as a U.S. Supreme Court Justice, but many on the left are growing impatient with the Justice as the November midterm elections near. In a liberal's nightmare scenari...
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Funny story: Don't Do Stupid Sh*t party steps forward to challenge duopoly

Don't Do Stupid Sh*t party steps forward to challenge duopoly

The new DDSS party, inspired direct from President Obama's name for his foreign policy, the "Don't Do Stupid Sh*t" policy, is set for a two year run to take the Presidency. It emphasizes program, not personality. A founding principle begins: "We h...
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Funny story: GOP Concedes 2016 Presidential Election

GOP Concedes 2016 Presidential Election

Washington D.C. - The Republican Party released a statement today conceding the 2016 Presidential election to the Democratic Party. GOP Chairman Reince Priebus first released a written statement at 8 a.m. EST, then two hours later spoke at a press co...
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Funny story: Democrats To Regain House And Keep The Senate

Democrats To Regain House And Keep The Senate

Don't tell Republicans, but in the November 2014 election, the Democrats will keep the Senate and regain the House of Representatives, and say hello once again to: Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. Democrats will succeed only if the Republican...
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Funny story: GOP blocks funding to climate change research, changes logo to Ostrich with head in sand

GOP blocks funding to climate change research, changes logo to Ostrich with head in sand

WASHING D.C. - A recent press release by Rep. David McKinley (R-WV) confirms that the republican controlled house has passed an amendment restricting the pentagon from using funds to investigate climate change. At the same time, senior republicans, f...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton's Baby to Give Keynote Speech at DNC Convention in 2016

Chelsea Clinton's Baby to Give Keynote Speech at DNC Convention in 2016

Philadelphia, PA - Although the site of the Democratic National Convention has not yet been determined, one bit of information has leaked out. The keynote speaker will be Chelsea Clinton's soon-to-be born child. It is uncertain at this point if th...
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Funny story: Koch Bros. Buy Democrat Party, Harry Reid Short Circuits

Koch Bros. Buy Democrat Party, Harry Reid Short Circuits

Washington, D.C. - The Koch Brothers have had it with Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader from Nevada, and his constant railing against the brothers every time he props himself up against the podium on the floor of the Senate to spew asinine c...
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Funny story: Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

NEW YORK CITY - Bill and Hillary Clinton are proud to announce that their daughter Chelsea is expecting. Chelsea who is married to Marc Mezvinsky told her parents in a text message that pretty soon there will be one more Democrat in the USA. A...
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Funny story: Obama Institutes New "Supremest Court" Which Overturns Supreme Court Ruling Allowing for Unlimited Campaign Contributions, Except as to Democratic Campaigns

Obama Institutes New "Supremest Court" Which Overturns Supreme Court Ruling Allowing for Unlimited Campaign Contributions, Except as to Democratic Campaigns

Buoyed by the phenomenal success of the top-secret federal court that oversees government surveillance, President Obama, in a bold executive move, recently instituted another special court, this one devoted exclusively to the interpretation of campai...
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Funny story: Washington Celebrates First (Official) Annual Flag Wash Day

Washington Celebrates First (Official) Annual Flag Wash Day

Washington DC (STT News) - The first (official) annual Flag Wash Day event down on the Potomac River was held today as politicians from both parties go to try and undirty themselves in the holy water of a river that George Washington once crossed.
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Funny story: Younger Pimps Support Obamacare, Gay Marriage

Younger Pimps Support Obamacare, Gay Marriage

A recent Dew research poll has uncovered some surprising results. The annual Pimp Poll, in which 1,000 pimps across the country are asked their opinions on various issues, shows that pimps under the age of 35 lean Democratic and support Obamacare...
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Funny story: New York Democrats Want The Statue of Liberty Painted Blue In Honor Of New York Being A Blue State

New York Democrats Want The Statue of Liberty Painted Blue In Honor Of New York Being A Blue State

NEW YORK CITY - Senator Lenny Loopinski [D-New York City] has just informed the news media that he has received thousands of emails, text messages, and phone calls from his constituents. The senator, who is distantly related to Vice-President Bide...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Reveals A Shocking Secret

Ann Coulter Reveals A Shocking Secret

NEW YORK CITY - One of the staunchest Republican females in the entire country has just made an amazing revelation. Coulter, who is known as the Unofficial Princess of the GOP, reportedly stated to her therapist that she is ashamed to say it, but...
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Funny story: John Boehner, Speaker of The House Planning To Resign

John Boehner, Speaker of The House Planning To Resign

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The world of American politics has just received word that Speaker of the House John Boehner has confided to an unnamed source that he is fed up with all of the Obamacare fussing and fighting. He has reportedly decided to resign...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Wrestle Megyn Kelly In A Pay-Per-View Match

Rosie O'Donnell Wants To Wrestle Megyn Kelly In A Pay-Per-View Match

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell said that the heartless comments made by Megyn Kelly have really upset her children. O'Donnell said that most of the neighborhood children have also been upset and even traumatized at the callously insensitive remar...
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Funny story: The Patriotic Press: If You Don't Read From This, You Probably Are a Communist

The Patriotic Press: If You Don't Read From This, You Probably Are a Communist

The next presidential election (of 2016) is fast approaching the American public. In political terms, that's sooner than tomorrow. In order to compensate for all the lost time political parties have wasted not blasting the population with political propaganda, a new ad campaign has just began. The majority of Americans are not yet aware of this pressing problem. Fervor will run so high on both...
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George Zimmerman On His Way To Ferguson to Help Darren Wilson

George Zimmerman, who got off on shooting Trayvon Martin in stand your ground Florida, has announced he is on his way to help Darren Wilson, the Missouri cop who shot Michael Brown.

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