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Eagle Attacks Amazon Drone, Makes Off With Spanx and Bullets!

Funny story: Eagle Attacks Amazon Drone, Makes Off With Spanx and Bullets!

Flagstaff, Arizona - The Northern Arizona town of Flagstaff, near The Grand Canyon, has been selected as one of the test cities for Amazon Inc.'s new drone delivery service. And it didn't take long for man's flying bird to go toe-to-toe with Mother N...

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Vindictive parcel delivery driver Thomas Watkins dismissed from DCP parcels. Warrington sleeps easier now.

Funny story: Vindictive parcel delivery driver Thomas Watkins dismissed from DCP parcels. Warrington sleeps easier now.

DCP parcels in Warrington have confirmed the dismissal of delivery driver Thomas Tomkins after his his historical grudge campaign on customers he knew. Thomas Tomkins, a well known town drunk and street fighter, carried out his eleven month caree...

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FedEx and Pizza Hut Are Talking Merger

Funny story: FedEx and Pizza Hut Are Talking Merger

NEW YORK CITY - In what could possibly be one of the most profitable mergers in recent history, representatives for FedEx and Pizza Hut are having dialogue concerning a possible merger. Emma Violet Chimski, 43, a board of directors member with Piz...

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UPS Exposed: No Packages Delivered Since 2008!

Funny story: UPS Exposed: No Packages Delivered Since 2008!

To millions of Americans who, for years, have encountered difficulties in receiving packages scheduled for delivery by the United Parcel Service, it arguably came as little surprise when an investigation by the Federal Bureau of Investigation recentl...

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The Infamous Computer Monitor Tossing Delivery Man Has Has Been Fired and Has Gone Into The 'Witless' Protection Program

Funny story: The Infamous Computer Monitor Tossing Delivery Man Has Has Been Fired and Has Gone Into The 'Witless' Protection Program

LOS ANGELES - A spokesperson for the FlexHex Package Delivery Service Company has issued a statement that Fiorello "The Punk" Picklefark has been fired and told to turn in his Bermuda shorts. The former delivery service employee, who was video tap...

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Local Pub Offers Delivery Service

Funny story: Local Pub Offers Delivery Service

A village pub in the heart of Oxfordshire is to offer a free delivery service to the surrounding villages, in a bid to drum up some much needed trade. Badger Smeaton, landlord of the Mutilated Pig Inn and Carvery in Tumbledown Moreton, has seen tr...

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Obama Administration to Create 15 Million New Jobs

Funny story: Obama Administration to Create 15 Million New Jobs

Washington DC: The Obama administration has devised a plan to add over 15 million new jobs to the US economy while being liberal, politically correct, maintaining a somewhat greener environment, reducing energy costs and employing computer technology...

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