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Savile 'a kind of cancer'

Funny story: Savile 'a kind of cancer'

Researchers working at the University of North London have concluded that former TV presenter Jimmy Savile shared many characteristics with the cell structures found in malignant tumours. Dr Not-the-second-nurse, a specialist in aggressive cancers...

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Bradley Johnson of Norwich tells QPR brat Joey Barton his 'breath stinks'

Funny story: Bradley Johnson of Norwich tells QPR brat Joey Barton his 'breath stinks'

WHILE Joey Barton took to Twitter last night to hit out at Bradley Johnson, the Norwich star found a novel way of responding. The pair clashed as the Canaries beat QPR at Loftus Road on Monday with Barton being sent off for an alleged headbutt.

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Delia Smith's Roast Guinea Pig Recipe Set To Be A Christmas Book Hit

Funny story: Delia Smith's Roast Guinea Pig Recipe Set To Be A Christmas Book Hit

A Friend of Delia Smith's has leaked a secret from the super chef's new book that is set to shock the world. That secret is a recipe for Roast Guinea Pig. Delia is said to think that this recipe will revolutionise Christmas dinners forever, and...

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Heston and Delia sexy ad banned

Funny story: Heston and Delia sexy ad banned

An advert containing Heston Blumenthal, Delia Smith and a large pork sausage has been banned! An ASA advertising representative said; 'We had 71 complaints from people saying there was an over the top sexual undercurrent to the advert.' In the ad...

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Delia Smith faces public stoning after heavy night

Funny story: Delia Smith faces public stoning after heavy night

'Grubby uncle totty' Delia Smith is to spend 10 days wandering the streets of Norwich in nothing but a Waitrose fishmongers hat. Police were summoned late last night after a distress call from a W.I. meeting. Members of the Huntingdon and Peterbo...

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Delia Smith streaks across the pitch naked as Norwich City are promoted

Funny story: Delia Smith streaks across the pitch naked as Norwich City are promoted

Canary's fans all over the world were celebrating today as Norwich City returned to the Championship at their first attempt after being relegated to the first division last season. The happiest Norwich City supporter though was 88 year old TV cook...

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Nigella helps to lick rampant inflation

Funny story: Nigella helps to lick rampant inflation

It seems that not only have the TV cookery shows shown us how to eat great tasting food, they have taught us to eat frugally too. Delia Smith's programme showing how to 'cheat' at cooking and Nigella Lawson's show which includes many off-the-she...

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Delia Smith "A Real Threat To Health", Says Health Expert

Funny story: Delia Smith "A Real Threat To Health", Says Health Expert

Delia Smith, the well-known TV celebrity cookess and Norwich City fan, has been accused of putting the lives of millions of people at risk, and was today labelled "a real threat to peopl...

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Delia Smith's 'How To Cheat At Cooking' Slammed By Critics

Funny story: Delia Smith's 'How To Cheat At Cooking' Slammed By Critics

The new cookery book by recently canonised football manager Delia Smith has been slammed by critics and fellow celebrity chefs as "immoral".

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Big Two Come To Blows In Blue Peter Garden

Funny story: Big Two Come To Blows In Blue Peter Garden

The Spoof can report on a sensational scrap that took place today between the former queen of TV cheffery and the new younger, and some say, more glamorous pretender.

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Delia and Meiwes - "eat me up"

Cookery superstar Delia Smith and well-known German cannibal Armin Meiwes have teamed up to create a new TV series and cookery book - Delia's Long Pig Recipes.

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Naked Chef involved in Naked bank robbery

Funny story: Naked Chef involved in Naked bank robbery

Naked Chef, Jamie "Terrance" Oliver, was today involved in a bungled bank robbery foiled by ace spy, Delia Smith. Smith, 73, first became suspicious of sprightly Oliver, 15, when they originally engaged in sexual relations four years ago.

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