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Funny story: Orthodox Jews Can't Find Trump Tower Entrance - Dial 911

Orthodox Jews Can't Find Trump Tower Entrance - Dial 911

NEW YORK CITY, NY - A group of orthodox Jews from Israel, in town for an arms convention and the Letterman Show, ended up calling police as they couldn't find the entrance to the Trump Tower. When S.W.A.T arrived, they found the group furiously h...
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Funny story: Day Old Bagel Stops Gunshot, Saves Man's Life

Day Old Bagel Stops Gunshot, Saves Man's Life

Normally ordering two bagels a day on his morning trek to work, Norman Spelnik, Wall Street Banker, enjoyed a touch of pure luck or perhaps more accurately stated, a benefit of his own poor memory when a forgotten day-old bagel left in his upper ches...
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Funny story: iPad 2 Has Sandwich Named for it at Carnegie Deli

iPad 2 Has Sandwich Named for it at Carnegie Deli

It's a New York tradition. Well-known newcomers to the city often have sandwiches named after them at the world-famous Carnegie Deli. So this week, in honor of the rumored introduction of the Apple iPad 2 on Wednesday, the Carnegie has announc...
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Funny story: Egyptian Man Cuts Off His Penis For Deli

Egyptian Man Cuts Off His Penis For Deli

CAIRO -- An Egyptian man has cut off his own penis and presented it at his local delicatessen in order that they might pickle it for a take-away snack. Police say the man entered the local Subway restaurant and was told that they were out of cold...
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