Foxboro, MA - Management for the New England Patriots reportedly plans to terminate its superstar quarterback, Tom Brady, in the coming weeks and replace him with a team of "floating quarterbacks."
The team will test a concept loosely based on "...
Reports of Roger Goodell's death are greatly exaggerated. However, he has been brain dead for some time. Fans who checked his tomb found it empty. A member of his staff claimed, "He is risen," in the noonday sun, raising questions on whether Goodell...
DATELINE: Boxers or Briefs?
Amicus briefs are filling out the dirty laundry in jurisprudence. Tom Brady prefers Amicus briefs.
The more obtuse football fans think Amicus briefs are what the Amish wear under their clothes.
You may think that...
SUPREME COURT-- Tom Brady has loaded up on the big guns. Today he and his defense team at the NFL Players Association have brought in former Solicitor General of the United States, Ted Olson, to join their legal squad.
Olson has a history of going...
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