The Royal Navy has scoffed at media accusations that recent defence cuts have left the Home Fleet depleted, to the point of leaving Britain without a single fighting vessel to protect its territorial waters.
The First Sea Lord, Admiral of The Flee...
A red faced Ministry of Defence spokesman has issued a public apology to 38 soldiers who were advised by e mail that they were being made redundant.
The official stated "It is with great regret that we used this unprecedented form of communique to...
Belgium has declared war on Britain, effective from lunchtime today. The Belgian government has expressed its ire at the fact that Britain consumes a disproportionate amount of Stella Artois and fine Belgian chocolate, leaving little for the Belgian'...
The Ministry of Defense today said the reason they recently made the captain of the ill fated Billion Dollar Sub HMS Astute redundant after he recently ran it aground on a mud bank, was that the ill named ASTUTE was no longer needed after a commitmen...
Critics of proposed cuts in NATO funding have been told that Europe and the west can remain secure from Russian threat by spending pin money.
Major General Casper Dillinger-Bollinger, a senior NATO planner, moved quickly to allay fears that the de...
Steve Daniels and John Oates, of The Register website, embarked on a project to "reinvigorate the British space race" with the launch of a paper aeroplane into space.
Defence Secretary, Liam Fox was so impressed with the cost saving of the lightwe...
Britain has sold the HMS Ark Royal to an Argentinan military historian, along with the Harrier fleet.
The spending review means cuts in all areas of public expenditure, including the Armed Forces. Two carriers are being built, and the government h...
Tories have always had an understanding of being work shy. It is thought this could be because so many of them have experienced this pattern of behaviour.
Now unemployed people who have been out of work a long time and haven't taken a job offered...
In late breaking news, it has been announced that the British Army will no longer march into battle carrying weapons.
The Ministry of Defence has received several complaints from members of the Taliban in Afghanistan. The complaints describe the t...
The latest government plan to form a close alliance with France will have severe implications for Britain, the Chancellor of Television has announced.
Mr. Jones told us how the hit French TV show Napoleon's Castle was the only reason Cameron had r...
Further details have emerged today of the pending agreement between the UK and French Governments to share military intelligence and technology in the coming decade.
The UK has agreed to hand over full control to the Isle of Wight to France. In ad...
In an outpouring of patriotic pride of historical proportions, now credited to the Cousin's Tea Party Movement, thousands of 'ordinary citizens' have founded and contributed to, a movement to re commission the HMS Warrior as a response to the latest...
Admitting that "I lied" about maintaining World Power Status, Coalition spokesman David Cameron said that recent defense cuts have made it 'all but impossible to guarantee the safety of the 2012 London Games."
The shocking state of Britain's defe...
Cuts, cuts and more cuts have forced the "Dynamic Duo" into making many radical budget decisions and one of the worst hit areas is the military.
David Cameron announced the cuts in front of bewildered opposition MP's today and here are the main po...
Latest defence cuts, which will see the end of Roal Navy flagship HMS Ark Royal, have been greeted with horror by a top naval expert.
While the cuts will allow two new aircraft carriers to be built, neither will have any jet aircraft taking off fr...
The Ministry of Defence has announced today that, from early next year, the Royal Air Force will be getting rid of all of its aircraft except those used to ferry officers, MPs and minor royals.
In a massive cost cutting exercise 327 fixed wing air...
Today, the government announced that construction of the Royal Navy's two new aircraft carriers is to go ahead. However, for the first two years of their service, they will have no aircraft, due to dire cuts in the defence budget and the axing of the...
With the Government completing the spending review the Defence industries are feeling under fire. But a solution to their problems has emerged and our briefings tell us of remarkable last minute UK deals.
We learn that Trident is back in favour an...