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BP Win Pipe Smoker of the year

Funny story: BP Win Pipe Smoker of the year

BP's Deepwater Horizon oil well has won the company the coveted Pipe Smoker of the year award for 2011. "We were quite surprised," said CEO of BP, Michael Barrymore. "Not just about the award, but the fact that it has been a year since we managed...

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Bottom kill considered for the annulus

Funny story: Bottom kill considered for the annulus

La Douche, LA--Retired Coast Guard Admiral Thad Allen, the federal government's point man in the Gulf, said Monday that attempts to permanently seal the Deepwater Horizon well won't start until the latest potential problem is evaluated. Allen said en...

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Oil Wrestling to Save Tourism in Florida

Funny story: Oil Wrestling to Save Tourism in Florida

Pepsicola, Florida - In a community that depends on tourism, even the worst environmental disaster in United States history isn't enough to stop the flow. In the words of Bubba, a lifelong resident, "It's all in evaluating the possibilities." Sinc...

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Wreckage of Russian coke sub spotted near Deepwater Horizon rig remains

Funny story: Wreckage of Russian coke sub spotted near Deepwater Horizon rig remains

Gulf of Mexico - (Crude Mess): Footage from a NASA surveillance satellites shows the remains of a Russian 636M (Varshavyanka) class submarine located close to the seabed burial site of the Deepwater Horizon rig. The Red October - NATO reporting na...

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Collosal Squid hampers Deepwater Horizon rescue

Funny story: Collosal Squid hampers Deepwater Horizon rescue

Gulff Mexico - (Fishy Tales): The 66ft invertebrate, Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, was seen menacing BP's ruptured Deepwater Horizon wellhead as a new containment cap was being lowered by underwater robots. The abyssal gigantist was spotted near the...

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Liquid nitrogen should do the trick crude boffins tell Gulf of Mexico well disaster team

Funny story: Liquid nitrogen should do the trick crude boffins tell Gulf of Mexico well disaster team

San Ramon, Ca - (Crude Mess): Blasting liquid nitrogen into the shattered Deepwater Horizon wellhead should do the trick Chevron's head of fractional distillation said today. The advice was issued as BP's efforts to stem the Deepwater Horizon leak...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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