Showing:

Funny satire stories about Death

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 35 pages)
Funny story: Man freezes to death in the iciest of ice bucket challenges

Man freezes to death in the iciest of ice bucket challenges

Bronx, N.Y. - Ice bucket challenges have gone viral in the social media circuit. These challenges involve a nomination of friends who will either take the challenge or donate to a charity to fund research to reduce morbidity and mortality caused by A...
View 'Man freezes to death in the iciest of ice bucket challenges'
Funny story: Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Monroe, Wa. Correction officers at MCC (Monroe Correctional Complex) in Washington State have reported several unprovoked attacks by giant mutant frogs on workers at the prison. " They seem to be focused on the nursing staff;" officer Shirley L. s...
View 'Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital'
Funny story: On the Health and Economic Effects of Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wounds

On the Health and Economic Effects of Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wounds

A question of long-standing interest to the public is whether self-inflicted gunshot wounds are causally related to poor health, death, lower earnings, and a lower probability of working full-time. Put more simply, will shooting a loaded gun in your...
View 'On the Health and Economic Effects of Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wounds'
Funny story: Elephant No Longer In The Room

Elephant No Longer In The Room

The elephant in the room has taken his own life. He was suffering from clinical depression. He was extremely self-conscious, thinking that he makes others uncomfortable. He was always confused about people's true feelings towards him and he never understood his own place in this world. Sometimes people ignored him and sometimes he was the talk of the room either way no one ever really saw him...
View 'Elephant No Longer In The Room'
Funny story: Funeral Homes Preparing For Baby Boomer Bonanza

Funeral Homes Preparing For Baby Boomer Bonanza

Funeral homes and undertakers across the United States are said to be "sitting on a goldmine" as millions of so-called 'Baby Boomers' approach death and their final days on earth. Those Baby Boomers not suffering from dementia or Alzheimer's are a...
View 'Funeral Homes Preparing For Baby Boomer Bonanza'
Funny story: Breathing Ruled Pre-existing Condition By Florida Judge

Breathing Ruled Pre-existing Condition By Florida Judge

Miami, FL - A Federal judge has ruled that breathing is a pre-existing condition and therefore any medical condition that does or could affect breathing is not covered under certain health care plans. The ruling has far-reaching implications beyon...
View 'Breathing Ruled Pre-existing Condition By Florida Judge'
Funny story: Betty White, Joan Rivers and Larry King Neck and Neck In Office Death Pool

Betty White, Joan Rivers and Larry King Neck and Neck In Office Death Pool

Things are hotting up in a South Florida offices' 'death pool' after new member of staff, Kevin Ball wagered $200 on former Golden Girl Betty White to pip current favorites Joan Rivers and Larry King to the grave. "I feel good about Betty's prosp...
View 'Betty White, Joan Rivers and Larry King Neck and Neck In Office Death Pool'
Funny story: Motorhead's Lemmy 'Killed By Death'

Motorhead's Lemmy 'Killed By Death'

Sad news coming out of L.A. this morning. Motorhead legend Ian Fraser Kilmister, best known to millions around the world as 'Lemmy' was sadly reported to be 'Killed by Death' in the early hours. The veteran rock n roller known for hits such as 'Ac...
View 'Motorhead's Lemmy 'Killed By Death''
Funny story: Man Given 1,000 Years to Live by Leprechaun, Man Bored to Death

Man Given 1,000 Years to Live by Leprechaun, Man Bored to Death

"I'd kill myself if it would work but I've tried it 12 times and it didn't work...and I'm only 501!" Russell Breckinridge says that in the early 1500s he accidentally fell off a cliff and right into the liar of a Leprechaun. He gave me three wi...
View 'Man Given 1,000 Years to Live by Leprechaun, Man Bored to Death'
Funny story: Grandma Would Have Loved Her Funeral Say Family And Friends

Grandma Would Have Loved Her Funeral Say Family And Friends

90 Year old Mary Hall, according to friends and family, would have just loved the funeral arranged by her sons; which by all accounts was a sombre yet tasteful funeral, attended by more than 300 mourners from across the country. The only downside,...
View 'Grandma Would Have Loved Her Funeral Say Family And Friends'
Funny story: Spider Venom Causes Painful Erections!

Spider Venom Causes Painful Erections!

The Brazilian Wandering Spider has repeatedly ranked as the world's most venomous spider to those who study them. You hear a lot about Brown Recluse and Black Widows but these guys are hunters on the ground. They do not try to catch their prey by...
View 'Spider Venom Causes Painful Erections!'
Funny story: Poke With Stick Confirms Grandmothers Death

Poke With Stick Confirms Grandmothers Death

Two Florida brothers confirmed today that their Grandmother had died in her sleep after poking her corpse with a stick. Upon waking, the two boys, who were visiting their Grandma, 75 year old May Hogan for spring break, entered her bedroom confuse...
View 'Poke With Stick Confirms Grandmothers Death'
Funny story: FDA and EPA join forces to combat new death by aspartame study

FDA and EPA join forces to combat new death by aspartame study

Washington D.C. - As the United States Federal government is about to run out of cash, our sources report that the FDA and the EPA are about to re-launch aspartame as a vitamin. In the light of a recent study showing that aspartame kills women (...
View 'FDA and EPA join forces to combat new death by aspartame study'
Funny story: Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes

Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes

According to poll records Henry "Harry" Adcock voted 15 times in 15 different precincts the last Presidential election but not only was this illegal, it is especially illegal when Harry has been dead for ten years. "Someone inside sent me a messag...
View 'Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes'
Funny story: Religious Satirist Fred Phelps dies at 86

Religious Satirist Fred Phelps dies at 86

The nation is mourning the loss of another great artist today, religious satirist and activist Fred Phelps Sr. Phelps, known for his sarcastic and over-the-top "sermons" had been battling several ailments, but the cause of death has not been released...
View 'Religious Satirist Fred Phelps dies at 86'
Funny story: Dead man returns to life, craving blood

Dead man returns to life, craving blood

JACKASS, MS -- Seventy-eight-year-old Walter Williams has cheated the Grim Reaper. Pronounced "dead" five days ago by a doctor whose credentials are "under review" by the Amerikan Medical Association, Williams was on the embalming table, about to be...
View 'Dead man returns to life, craving blood'
Funny story: New York: Melting Snow Could Kill You!

New York: Melting Snow Could Kill You!

Melting snow makes people want to get out for a change but in New York City the trip outside to remove some of the boredom might be your last or even your pets last. Two dogs were found electrocuted after coming into contact with live wires, burie...
View 'New York: Melting Snow Could Kill You!'
Funny story: Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms

New Jersey legislative investigators had a rather unpleasant surprise this morning, no toilet paper in their restrooms. In fact there was not a roll to be found within 10 blocks of the capital said security guard Buford Hillis "I don't know what happ...
View 'Chris Christie Pulls Toilet Paper From Investigators Restrooms'

Showing page 1 (of 35 pages)
Breaking News...

Ferguson Police to Lay Off 3 Black Officers

Ferguson Police say that their experiment to hire black police officers to stem the violence in the predominantly black city has failed. They will lay off all black officers and not hire any more.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 4?

9 7 1 20


Go to top