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New Game Show 'Drug Deal Or No Deal" To Feature Hollywood Superstars

Funny story: New Game Show 'Drug Deal Or No Deal" To Feature Hollywood Superstars

American TV Network NAC has announced plans to commission a new game show featuring Hollywood actors and actresses titled "Drug Deal or No Deal". The show will be hosted by Charlie Sheen, and will premiere on March 19, 2014, on NAC. The hour-lo...

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'Deal or No Deal' Banker becomes Pranker

Funny story: 'Deal or No Deal' Banker becomes Pranker

Audience members of 'Deal or No Deal' are reporting that they witnessed an incredible sight on one of the recent episodes which will likely never be aired. It seems that during the episode, the 'banker' made one of the traditional phone calls to t...

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My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e 25th August

Funny story: My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e 25th August

Monday Woke up late, go to unlock the door and check the (outdoor) post box. The key won't turn. Panic. Keep trying - nothing. Think about climbing out the window, or asking the neighbour who I've only met once, if I can go through their door. Eventually I get it open to much relief by not pushing the key in all the way! Wednesday Overheard Conversation Of The Week Girl to her fella "At the...

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Ronnie O'Sullivan to 'take some time off' from snooker and the internet

Funny story: Ronnie O'Sullivan to 'take some time off' from snooker and the internet

World champion Ronnie O'Sullivan is to "take some time off" from competitive snooker after refusing to sign the official players' contract. Ronnie made the announcement on his official website earlier today. A spokesman for Ilford High St inte...

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Noel Edmonds arrested when Deal or No Deal Cult exposed

Funny story: Noel Edmonds arrested when Deal or No Deal Cult exposed

Noel Edmonds has been arrested by London Metropolitan Police this morning, when it was revealed that Deal or No Deal is a cult. "We first figured that Edmonds was a wrong 'un," said Detective Inspector Oscar Romeo, who led the investigation, "when...

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Noel Deals A Blow To TV Watchdog

Funny story: Noel Deals A Blow To TV Watchdog

Celebrity beardy bloke, Noel Edmonds, was thanking his lucky stars this evening following a ruling that found him not guilty of misrepresentation in the presentation of his hit show, Deal or no Deal The diminutive gnome-like former breakfast jock...

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Derek Acorah to appear on Deal or No Deal

Funny story: Derek Acorah to appear on Deal or No Deal

Derek Acorah, the Jedi Master of Psychics is to appear alongside Mystic Meg, Joe Power, Colin Fry, Belinda Bentley and several other celebrity psychics in a special one-off edition of the tedious probabilities show, Deal or No Deal. "This is going...

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Deal or No Deal becomes government policy

Funny story: Deal or No Deal becomes government policy

George Osborne has announced a new direction for the government's economic policy. Hardly able to talk through his tears, he told a hushed press conference today: "It's no use - nothing we do works, and everyone criticises us." "I talk to the best...

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Celebrity deal or no deal axed

Funny story: Celebrity deal or no deal axed

A celebrity edition of deal or no deal has been axed due to the contestants inability to answer the question. Alex Reid, famous for being someone's boyfriend was first up, but failed to get past round one as each time Noel asked him "deal or no...

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Annoying, fat, Scouse woman on Deal or No Deal drives angry viewers to watch Midsomer Murders instead

Funny story: Annoying, fat, Scouse woman on Deal or No Deal drives angry viewers to watch Midsomer Murders instead

Daytime TV viewers were up in arms today after self righteous, gnome Noel Edmonds, chose an irritating lump of lard from Liverpool to be the contestant on Deal Or No Deal. Fans of the show took an immediate dislike to her and reached for their rem...

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Howie, Howie where is Howie

Funny story: Howie, Howie where is Howie

NBC Peacock is not well. The popular TV game show "Deal or No Deal" is no longer available for the enjoyment of viewers. It is reported that the show's producers are not able to provide funds for the show to continue. The show was so popular b...

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Deal or No Deal's Banker made redundant after losing £6.1 billion of show's money

Funny story: Deal or No Deal's Banker made redundant after losing £6.1 billion of show's money

Bristol, England - Deal or No Deal's banker Mr Banker was yesterday told he will be made redundant, effective immediately. Auditors spent two days going through the accounts and came out with the grave news: The Banker has given away £6.1 billion...

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Noel Edmonds Diagnosed Insane

Funny story: Noel Edmonds Diagnosed Insane

In a sensational development in the "Deal or no Deal" TV scandal presenter Noel Edmonds was certified as insane yesterday by a medical examiner in Basingstoke Hampshire. Shocked family members and colleagues were stunned by the news that he had been...

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Deal or No Deal to feature new "explosive" twist

Funny story: Deal or No Deal to feature new "explosive" twist

In an new attempt to boost ratings, a new feature has been introduced to the to the popular, but waning show, "Deal or No Deal". The box containing the "1p", will now also contain a device which when the box is opened by one of the contestants, wi...

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Jesus hosted original "Deal or No Deal"

Funny story: Jesus hosted original "Deal or No Deal"

Following the creation by Pope Benedict 16th of a dedicated Aramaic translation team within the Vatican, a surprising biblical tale has been discovered. The story details that Jesus would on occasion invite a member of the poor or ill to partake i...

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Bush: Deal or No Deal

Funny story: Bush: Deal or No Deal

President George Bush Has Appeared on TV quiz show Deal or No Deal.

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Frenchman Blamed for Absolutely Everything

Funny story: Frenchman Blamed for Absolutely Everything

European and Asian stocks have risen after French bank Societe De Robespiere admitted that Frenchman Monsieur Le Grande Theft Auto, 19, had lost tens of billions of euros playing the French version of Deal Or No Deal.

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Deal or No Deal - Clinton to Blame for Economic Downturn

Funny story: Deal or No Deal - Clinton to Blame for Economic Downturn

Washington (IPP) - Rush Limbaugh, G.W. Bush, Mitt Romney, Mark Foley, Larry Craig, Newt Gingrich, and Cock Robin all blamed Bill Clinton for the current downturn in the stock market and for all of the economic bad news of late.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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