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Funny story: Strangler gets 10 ears

Strangler gets 10 ears

A deaf drug addict who strangled five people got away with ten ears. Al Avago was notorious for strangling his victims with the wire cords from their own ear-phones. In his defence, Avago claimed that as he was trying to get the ear-phones out o...
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Funny story: National Institute for the Deaf are worried about mopeds

National Institute for the Deaf are worried about mopeds

The National Institute for the Deaf have issued a warning about mopeds, as they are concerned that a generation of teenagers will be destroying their hearing. "In the past we've been worried about teenagers and earphones, rock concerts and talking...
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Funny story: International rugby star banned for three ears

International rugby star banned for three ears

Super League was rocked yesterday by the banning of former international star Ivor Nutherwon for the rest of the season, after his ear count was over the limit. It comes after a sixth-month investigation, led by UK Ear-Count (UKEC), the body which...
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Funny story: Man With No Ears Wins Grammy Award

Man With No Ears Wins Grammy Award

You can usually rely on America for a headline and this one is certainly a contender. Country & Western singer Garth Proops, 57, has no ears but it hasn't stopped him writing and recording a full album of songs which have now won critical acc...
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Funny story: Deaf, dumb and blind kid is hopeless at pinball

Deaf, dumb and blind kid is hopeless at pinball

A 12 year old boy from Romford who is deaf, dumb and blind came a disappointing last in the annual Essex under 18's ParaPinball Championship. Robert Dultry entered the competition hoping to emulate the achievements of the character from the rock o...
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Funny story: Deaf Glee Club Demands Deaf Audience

Deaf Glee Club Demands Deaf Audience

Hollywood, CA - Attorney Mike Cox, representing Hollywood High School's glee club, filed a motion-to-compel with the 17th Judicial Circuit Court this morning. If granted, the motion will require Hollywood High School to supply deaf audiences at all D...
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Funny story: On Hearing the News I'm Deaf and Can't Hear Shit, Either!

On Hearing the News I'm Deaf and Can't Hear Shit, Either!

A senior writer for TheSpoof.com, senior only because of his age, and no reflection on the amount of time he has appeared there, was urged to get a hearing test by his spouse, tired of getting no verbal response to normal conversation. The writer, who figured she had nothing to complain about anyway, since he already took out the garbage, shopped for all the food, walked the dog, put gas in t...
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Funny story: Britney Spears confirms series of concerts at deaf institutes nationwide

Britney Spears confirms series of concerts at deaf institutes nationwide

American singer Britney Spears has confirmed a concert tour of 24 venues around the UK. Currently the world's most famous mime artist, she will be following in the footsteps of famous French mime artist Marcel Marceau, and will be appearing at ins...
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Funny story: Britain "Equality Bill" Demands BBC Radio Broadcasts for the Deaf

Britain "Equality Bill" Demands BBC Radio Broadcasts for the Deaf

(DALLAS, USA) -- An anonymous member of Britain's Conservative Party revealed today that Britain's proposed Equality Bill will require the BBC to "allot radio time -- commensurate with the percentage of deaf citizens -- to feature broadcasts for the...
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Funny story: Revolutionary cheap hearing aid scoops British Industry Award

Revolutionary cheap hearing aid scoops British Industry Award

At a glittering ceremony in a hall in Telford, the UK's most fascinating town, a company from Grimsby has scooped the British Industrial Award for a hearing aid set to revolutionise the NHS with its cheapness. Acme Medical Products has developed a...
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Funny story: Republicrecants Succeed in Gaining VP Debate in Sign Language!

Republicrecants Succeed in Gaining VP Debate in Sign Language!

The Republicant party has had so much buyer's regret over their purchase of small town Mayor Sarah Palin that they borrowed Al Gore's 2000 lock box to keep her from the press, the American people and the half of Alaska that hates her. Realizing t...
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Funny story: Deaf Shrimper Gives Obama His Boat

Deaf Shrimper Gives Obama His Boat

Grand Isle, Louisiania - Shrimper Armand Lecavalier donated his 40 foot shrimp boat to the Obama campaign last week making it the tenth boat in a week the Obama campaign has received.
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Funny story: Hearing Aids Make You Deafer

Hearing Aids Make You Deafer

After conducting a series of experiments in my top secret base [Just outside of Barnsley, I have discovered that hearing aids designed to aid hearing are in fact making it worse.
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Funny story: Court Decides Radio Discriminates Against Deaf

Court Decides Radio Discriminates Against Deaf

Washington DC -- The Supreme Court ruled that radio broadcasting discriminates against the deaf in a 9-0 decision today. The ruling makes any communication by radio illegal. All radio programs are to cease by midnight tonight. The argument of the dea...
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Funny story: Man charged with shouting a bit loudly

Man charged with shouting a bit loudly

A pensioner has been charged with shouting a bit loudly at his wife, in Ballahuilish, in the north west Highlands of Scotland.
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Funny story: Research reveals that 4% of Radio 1 listeners are totally deaf

Research reveals that 4% of Radio 1 listeners are totally deaf

Research has revealed that 4% of Radio 1's current listeners are totally deaf, while the other 96% are completely tone deaf.
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Funny story: Bubble Wrap Popping can lead to Hearing Loss - Congress to make Bubble Wrap Laws

Bubble Wrap Popping can lead to Hearing Loss - Congress to make Bubble Wrap Laws

Yesterday, a group of scientist and researchers in Minot, North Dakota, released a statement saying that people who popped a great quantity of bubble wrap as child was 83.2546% more likely to have hearing loss as an adult.
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Funny story: My Sparkling Wit Is Wasted On Supermarket Check-out Girls

My Sparkling Wit Is Wasted On Supermarket Check-out Girls

Points Of View Gregory Fensworth - A Very Witty Person Why do I continue to kid myself? These check-out girls will never appreciate my wit. Why should I go to the bother of composing sumptuously ingenious puns when they are destined to fall on such uncultured, irony-deaf ears?...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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