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Surprising Study Finds Most Deaf People Are Faking It

Funny story: Surprising Study Finds Most Deaf People Are Faking It

Geneva, CH; The World Health Organization released a shocking discovery that between 82-85% of the hearing impaired can, in reality hear just fine. While there are varying degrees and types of hearing loss, 99% of the malingerers composed the anacusi...

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Deaf couple who found shocking note on lost luggage miss apology phone call

Funny story: Deaf couple who found shocking note on lost luggage miss apology phone call

A deaf Houston couple who demanded an apology from American Airlines after discovering an insensitive note attached to their lost luggage say they still have not received any apology, despite the airlines claim they have called the couple over 30 ti...

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Strangler gets 10 ears

A deaf drug addict who strangled five people got away with ten ears. Al Avago was notorious for strangling his victims with the wire cords from their own ear-phones. In his defence, Avago claimed that as he was trying to get the ear-phones out o...

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National Institute for the Deaf are worried about mopeds

Funny story: National Institute for the Deaf are worried about mopeds

The National Institute for the Deaf have issued a warning about mopeds, as they are concerned that a generation of teenagers will be destroying their hearing. "In the past we've been worried about teenagers and earphones, rock concerts and talking...

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International rugby star banned for three ears

Funny story: International rugby star banned for three ears

Super League was rocked yesterday by the banning of former international star Ivor Nutherwon for the rest of the season, after his ear count was over the limit. It comes after a sixth-month investigation, led by UK Ear-Count (UKEC), the body which...

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Man With No Ears Wins Grammy Award

Funny story: Man With No Ears Wins Grammy Award

You can usually rely on America for a headline and this one is certainly a contender. Country & Western singer Garth Proops, 57, has no ears but it hasn't stopped him writing and recording a full album of songs which have now won critical acc...

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Deaf, dumb and blind kid is hopeless at pinball

Funny story: Deaf, dumb and blind kid is hopeless at pinball

A 12 year old boy from Romford who is deaf, dumb and blind came a disappointing last in the annual Essex under 18's ParaPinball Championship. Robert Dultry entered the competition hoping to emulate the achievements of the character from the rock o...

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Deaf Glee Club Demands Deaf Audience

Funny story: Deaf Glee Club Demands Deaf Audience

Hollywood, CA - Attorney Mike Cox, representing Hollywood High School's glee club, filed a motion-to-compel with the 17th Judicial Circuit Court this morning. If granted, the motion will require Hollywood High School to supply deaf audiences at all D...

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On Hearing the News I'm Deaf and Can't Hear Shit, Either!

Funny story: On Hearing the News I'm Deaf and Can't Hear Shit, Either!

A senior writer for TheSpoof.com, senior only because of his age, and no reflection on the amount of time he has appeared there, was urged to get a hearing test by his spouse, tired of getting no verbal response to normal conversation. The writer, who figured she had nothing to complain about anyway, since he already took out the garbage, shopped for all the food, walked the dog, put gas in t...

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Britney Spears confirms series of concerts at deaf institutes nationwide

Funny story: Britney Spears confirms series of concerts at deaf institutes nationwide

American singer Britney Spears has confirmed a concert tour of 24 venues around the UK. Currently the world's most famous mime artist, she will be following in the footsteps of famous French mime artist Marcel Marceau, and will be appearing at ins...

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Britain "Equality Bill" Demands BBC Radio Broadcasts for the Deaf

Funny story: Britain "Equality Bill" Demands BBC Radio Broadcasts for the Deaf

(DALLAS, USA) -- An anonymous member of Britain's Conservative Party revealed today that Britain's proposed Equality Bill will require the BBC to "allot radio time -- commensurate with the percentage of deaf citizens -- to feature broadcasts for the...

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Revolutionary cheap hearing aid scoops British Industry Award

Funny story: Revolutionary cheap hearing aid scoops British Industry Award

At a glittering ceremony in a hall in Telford, the UK's most fascinating town, a company from Grimsby has scooped the British Industrial Award for a hearing aid set to revolutionise the NHS with its cheapness. Acme Medical Products has developed a...

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Republicrecants Succeed in Gaining VP Debate in Sign Language!

Funny story: Republicrecants Succeed in Gaining VP Debate in Sign Language!

The Republicant party has had so much buyer's regret over their purchase of small town Mayor Sarah Palin that they borrowed Al Gore's 2000 lock box to keep her from the press, the American people and the half of Alaska that hates her. Realizing t...

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Deaf Shrimper Gives Obama His Boat

Funny story: Deaf Shrimper Gives Obama His Boat

Grand Isle, Louisiania - Shrimper Armand Lecavalier donated his 40 foot shrimp boat to the Obama campaign last week making it the tenth boat in a week the Obama campaign has received.

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Hearing Aids Make You Deafer

Funny story: Hearing Aids Make You Deafer

After conducting a series of experiments in my top secret base [Just outside of Barnsley, I have discovered that hearing aids designed to aid hearing are in fact making it worse.

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Court Decides Radio Discriminates Against Deaf

Funny story: Court Decides Radio Discriminates Against Deaf

Washington DC -- The Supreme Court ruled that radio broadcasting discriminates against the deaf in a 9-0 decision today. The ruling makes any communication by radio illegal. All radio programs are to cease by midnight tonight. The argument of the dea...

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Man charged with shouting a bit loudly

A pensioner has been charged with shouting a bit loudly at his wife, in Ballahuilish, in the north west Highlands of Scotland.

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Research reveals that 4% of Radio 1 listeners are totally deaf

Funny story: Research reveals that 4% of Radio 1 listeners are totally deaf

Research has revealed that 4% of Radio 1's current listeners are totally deaf, while the other 96% are completely tone deaf.

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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