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Funny story: Dead Sea scrolls contradict Cameron.

Dead Sea scrolls contradict Cameron.

Scholars at the Shrine of the Book museum in Jerusalem were shocked today when a fragment of the dead sea scrolls being studied for the first time under ultraviolet light stated that Jesus did not invent The Big Society and in no way condones the act...
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Funny story: Higgs Bosom Discovers Earth Is A Reality Show For The Universe - The Ratings Are Low

Higgs Bosom Discovers Earth Is A Reality Show For The Universe - The Ratings Are Low

There have been many confident announcements by physicists about the latest success of the Hadron Collider, (not to be confused with a fender bender). The Collider is located in a 17 mile ring beneath Switzerland, (land of chocolate and fondue) and F...
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Funny story: Dead Sea drought may reveal New Testament burial ground of Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Dead Sea drought may reveal New Testament burial ground of Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Israel - Its concentrated anhydrous chlorides and asphalt discharges were the stuff of legend in ancient Egyptian pickling recipes to mummify the dead, as chronicled in the Dead Sea Scrolls. This week a survey of the world's deepest hypersaline la...
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Funny story: New Dead Sea Scroll Has Scholars Excited

New Dead Sea Scroll Has Scholars Excited

For years since their discovery in the decade from 1946 to 1956 the 972 texts of the Dead Sea Scrolls have preoccupied scholars daily. Controversial and guarded by Catholic orthodoxy there is none yet so far as exciting as the apocryphal text recently unearthed at Cave Eleven near the Dead Sea. It belongs to Salome Agrippa, a hitherto unknown follower of Jesus Christ and takes the form of a privat...
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Funny story: Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls dispute reaches New York court

Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls dispute reaches New York court

Manhattan - (Holy Smoke!): The spat goes back to the band's Giza Sound and Light Theater gig of September 14/16 1978 during a total lunar eclipse. Documents filed before the Lower Manhattan District Court say Jerry Garcia found some papyrii stuffe...
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Funny story: The True Meaning Of The Dead Sea Scrolls Revealed

The True Meaning Of The Dead Sea Scrolls Revealed

Following the discovery of three further jars of scrolls in a cave by the Dead Sea, biblical scholar Yehudi Matsushita has exclusively revealed to theSpoof.com the true meaning of this ancient enigma. It would appear that the vast bulk of of the s...
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Funny story: Essene sex never existed scholar claims

Essene sex never existed scholar claims

Qumran - (Grateful Dead See Scrolls Mess): An eminent biblical scholar has shocked Israeli rabbis by claiming the existence of Essene sects (sic) was a psychotic fabrication by first century AD Jewish-Roman historian Flamius Josephus. "It was all...
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Funny story: Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan

Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan

SAN DIEGO - Curators at a Southern California museum have announced an unusual discovery involving a visiting exhibition of the Dead Sea Scrolls. A mistake made by workers setting up a display of the millennia-old documents resulted in some of the s...
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Funny story: Dead Sea Scrolls update: Parasites lived at Qumran

Dead Sea Scrolls update: Parasites lived at Qumran

Dead Sea - (Ass Mess): The recent discovery of a pre-hysteric latrine at the Dead Sea Scrolls site of Qumran has taken another twist this week as a team of French paleo-parasitology researchers slammed the ancient acetic Jewish sect of Essene residen...
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