A group of prominent evolutionary scientists, once previously fiercely opposed to the po-mo pretensions of well-tenured intellectuals, have now been suitably chastened by a recent scandalous discovery.
Yes… time, gravity and even cheesy Doritos are actually social constructed™ after all.
Kein Scheisse Scherlock, it's the Absolute Truth! Genial and witty project leader Professor Richard...
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Evolutions 'big bang' is claimed to have occurred some 520 million years ago in what is known as the Cambrian explosion. During this period, many...
Following on from yesterdays evolution bullshit that humans were growing taller with bigger penii, Sir David Attenborough has now announced a halt to human evolution.
The surprise move, where evolution is an unguided genetic phenomena moulded by n...
Russian scientists have drilled through layers of antarctic ice and taken samples from a lake believed to be - by them - 15 million years old.
On analysis, these new lifeforms remain as bacteria, rather than growing limbs, heads, breasts, eyes, no...
Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins has taken a brief break from ridiculing Christians, and has turned his bigoted opinions to insulting muslims, terming them "Islamic Barbarians".
Following extremists burning down a sacr...
Evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins today embarrassed himself by conveniently 'forgetting' the racist full title to Charles Darwin epic work of fiction.
Commonly known as 'The Origin of Species', it's full title is in fact 'On the Origin of Species...
Ace atheist Richard Dawkins had a shock yesterday morning when he discovered the "face of Jesus" on his kitchen door.
Dawkins, author of "The God Delusion" was left stunned when he was confronted by the image engraved on the wood.
"When I clos...
Richard Dawkins the British Atheist and free thinker has revealed that he was behind the global creationist movement, shocking supporters and right wing rednecks alike.
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