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Shock Discovery by Dawkins, Pinker: It's All Socially Constructed

A group of prominent evolutionary scientists, once previously fiercely opposed to the po-mo pretensions of well-tenured intellectuals, have now been suitably chastened by a recent scandalous discovery. Yes… time, gravity and even cheesy Doritos are actually social constructed™ after all. Kein Scheisse Scherlock, it's the Absolute Truth! Genial and witty project leader Professor Richard...

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Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

Funny story: Devolution of evolution! Why it is time to call time on the myth!

[Writers note: In the interests of spoofery, I will add some of my own comments. However the reader should know that the original article is available online, and could have literally been published on this website unedited, and remain spoof worthy.] Evolutions 'big bang' is claimed to have occurred some 520 million years ago in what is known as the Cambrian explosion. During this period, many...

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David Attenborough - Bans Human Evolution!

Funny story: David Attenborough - Bans Human Evolution!

Following on from yesterdays evolution bullshit that humans were growing taller with bigger penii, Sir David Attenborough has now announced a halt to human evolution. The surprise move, where evolution is an unguided genetic phenomena moulded by n...

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Scientists find 'proof' of 15 million years of non evolution!

Funny story: Scientists find 'proof' of 15 million years of non evolution!

Russian scientists have drilled through layers of antarctic ice and taken samples from a lake believed to be - by them - 15 million years old. On analysis, these new lifeforms remain as bacteria, rather than growing limbs, heads, breasts, eyes, no...

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Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Funny story: Dawkins lambasts 'Islamic Barbarians'

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins has taken a brief break from ridiculing Christians, and has turned his bigoted opinions to insulting muslims, terming them "Islamic Barbarians". Following extremists burning down a sacr...

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Richard Dawkins 'forgets' Darwins racist subtitle!

Funny story: Richard Dawkins 'forgets' Darwins racist subtitle!

Evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins today embarrassed himself by conveniently 'forgetting' the racist full title to Charles Darwin epic work of fiction. Commonly known as 'The Origin of Species', it's full title is in fact 'On the Origin of Species...

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Face of Jesus found on Richard Dawkin's kitchen door

Funny story: Face of Jesus found on Richard Dawkin's kitchen door

Ace atheist Richard Dawkins had a shock yesterday morning when he discovered the "face of Jesus" on his kitchen door. Dawkins, author of "The God Delusion" was left stunned when he was confronted by the image engraved on the wood. "When I clos...

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Dawkins admits inventing Creationism

Funny story: Dawkins admits inventing Creationism

Richard Dawkins the British Atheist and free thinker has revealed that he was behind the global creationist movement, shocking supporters and right wing rednecks alike.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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