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Man Infatuated With Davina McCall and Gaby Roslin can't sleep at night.

Funny story: Man Infatuated With Davina McCall and Gaby Roslin can't sleep at night.

Bristol- A man infatuated by television presenters Davina McCall and Gaby Roslin opened up about his secret pain yesterday. Robin Robins (45)a computer analyst for MI6 who also admits to having a secret crush on Zoe Ball, spoke for the first time abo...

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Big Brother 2010 Promises To Be Most Controversial Yet

Funny story: Big Brother 2010 Promises To Be Most Controversial Yet

Big Brother 2010 opens tonight, and promises to be the most controversial and exciting edition yet. Like all the other Big Brothers before it. Including the Z-List celebrity version. So here we go again - Davina McCall in her best shouty voice run...

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Davina Mccall to stand for the Labour Party at the general election

Funny story: Davina Mccall to stand for the Labour Party at the general election

Big Brother hostess, Davina Mccall will represent the Labour Party at the general election filling the position vacated by Stuart Maclennan in the Moray constituency in Scotland. Mccall owns properties in Scotland and can trace her ancestry back t...

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Davina McCall Forcibly Removed From Outside Suburban House

Funny story: Davina McCall Forcibly Removed From Outside Suburban House

Irritating TV presenter Davina McCall was today forcibly removed by police officers from the road outside a detached residence in suburban Bromley, Kent. It is believed that an injunction was granted to the residence's owners to the effect that Ms...

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Big Brother May Be Watching - But Nobody Else Is

Funny story: Big Brother May Be Watching - But Nobody Else Is

Total apathy was the plucky British TV viewing public's reaction to the current season of Big Brother, currently being aired on Channel 4. It seems that nobody cares a jot about what goes on in the BB house any more. The tabloids are virtually ign...

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BB's Davina McCall : MILK, minger, old minger, deluded minger? You decide!

Funny story: BB's Davina McCall : MILK, minger, old minger, deluded minger? You decide!

Delusional butterface and body Davina McCall, 49 will grace the nations screen yet again for the next twelve weeks on her programme Big hook Nose and Big Brother. Unlike fellow ageing reality screen presence Amanda Holden, 41 who admittedly did o...

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UK's Davina to auction her "after-birth" online

Funny story: UK's Davina to auction her "after-birth" online

Chronically pregnant British Celebrity Mum Davina McCloud (wife of fictional 70's TV Cowboy sleuth Dennis Mcloud) is to peddle her own after-birth on an online auction website. "Sexy Lady" The Gorgeous 49 year old hook-nosed mother of fifteen h...

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UK Tabloid Hack Writes "Real" Story And Collapses

Funny story: UK Tabloid Hack Writes "Real" Story And Collapses

In a sensational bizzare twist the "Daily Spoof" can reveal a UK tabloid Journo has actually "written" a real story. The last time this phenomenon was witnessed in the UK dates back to 1901 when Queen Victoria popped her clogs. The headline at t...

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Big Brother Housemate Is On The Run From Terror Police

Funny story: Big Brother Housemate Is On The Run From Terror Police

Big Brother 9 got off to an 'explosive start' last Thursady with the news that one of the housemates, is actually an Islamic Fundamentalist on the run from Terror Police.

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Big Brother Back Amid New Controversy

Funny story: Big Brother Back Amid New Controversy

Big Brother returns to the nation's TV screens this Thursday amid a new controversy over the lack of any new controversy over the show, which thrives on controversy and, of course, scandal.

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Big Brother 9 house to feature grizzly bears

Funny story: Big Brother 9 house to feature grizzly bears

In an almost futile attempt to inject some life back into the tired Big Brother franchise Channel 4 have announced that BB9 contestants will face the additional challenge of fighting off hungry grizzly bears in the Diary Room.

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Davina McCall complains

Funny story: Davina McCall complains

TV host Davina McCall, who is partially responsible for the human suffering of Big Brother is complaining, again.

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Big Brother Brian Accused Of Animal Cruelty

Funny story: Big Brother Brian Accused Of Animal Cruelty

Data entry clerk Brian Belo, last night crowned the King of the Big Brother house after upstaging bookies' favourites, twins Amanda and Sam Marchant, has subsequently walked into a storm of controversy over Animal Cruelty. Black Brian, 20, of Long...

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Charley Evicted From Big Brother House

Funny story: Charley Evicted From Big Brother House

Charley Uchea, who is black, became the sixth housemate to be booted out of the Big Brother house last night, to a chorus of boos that eclipsed even those experienced by former conte...

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Big Brother Laura Sleeps Through Her Eviction

Funny story: Big Brother Laura Sleeps Through Her Eviction

Big Brother gave up its fourth evictee last night when Welsh Laura was dismissed from the House to a chorus of boos, but the sleepyheaded dimwit slept through her eviction and had to be woken up by

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Big Brother Seany Leaves In A Flood Of Tears

Funny story: Big Brother Seany Leaves In A Flood Of Tears

Irishman Seany O'Kane last night became the second housemate to be evicted by the general public from Channel 4's Big Brother show.

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Big Brother: French Trip Planned

Funny story: Big Brother: French Trip Planned

Channel 4 bosses have unveiled a novel plan to send the Big Brother housemates on a holiday to France as part of the show, which is currently boring viewers to death.

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Big Brother Shabnam: The Post-eviction Interview

Funny story: Big Brother Shabnam: The Post-eviction Interview

Big Brother 2007 got its first regulation evictee last night when Shabnam Biryani was booted out of the House to a crescendo of booing from the crowd of around 10,000 people waiting outside.

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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