THE ANTS NEST, Stratford, LONDON: In developments that have even taken the footballing world by surprise, Ms Karen Brady, known by her world wide name as the Duchess of Knightsbridge, has revealed a new rebranding development!
David Sullivan, pornagrapher-in-chief at Wet Sham United, have dramatically announced the club will no longer play football in an attempt to get the taxpayer funded Olympic Stadium and £40 million of free council tax money from Newham Council.
West Ham co-owner David Sullivan has revealed the Hammers still owe more than £10m to Sheffield United over the "Carlos Tevez affair"
They're repaying at 50p per week.
Manager Roberto Mancini has been ordered by Manchester City's Abu Dhabi owners to stop his public attacks on football director Brian Marwood.
Mancini has decided to go back to the anonymous lett...
Following the news that Karen Brady's nephew has been signed by Chelsea, the club swooped today for a family double when they signed her grandmother as well, to work in the club canteen.
Brady began her football career at Birmingham City, working...
Martin Jol, until recently the manager of Tottenham Hotspur, has rejected an approach from Birmingham City, saying that he would "rather sign on at the dole office."...
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