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NBA Commissioner David Stern Fines Dallas Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban $100,000

Funny story: NBA Commissioner David Stern Fines Dallas Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban $100,000

DALLAS - Many fans of the NBA consider retiring NBA Commissioner David Stern, one of sports oldest spoiled brats. At times Stern has ruled the NBA with an iron fist that would make some World War II Nazi's proud as hell. Stern has been very unr...

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NBA Fans To Be Prohibited From Yelling Out The Irritatingly Boring Phrase 'Deee-Fense'

Funny story: NBA Fans To Be Prohibited From Yelling Out The Irritatingly Boring Phrase 'Deee-Fense'

NEW YORK CITY - The NBA after much consideration has decided that it will be prohibiting fans from hollering out the phrase "Deee-Fense!" whenever the opposing team gets the ball. An NBA spokesperson likened the yelling out of that phrase as kind...

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The NBA Is Considering Suspending Players For Flopping

Funny story: The NBA Is Considering Suspending Players For Flopping

PHOENIX - NBA Commissioner David Stern was in Arizona visiting his old friend Governor Jan Brewer. While in The Land of The Saguaro Cactus he was asked if he is planning on taking any action on the flopping situation that has really gotten out of...

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The NBA Is Proposing A 5-Point Shot For Next Season

Funny story: The NBA Is Proposing A 5-Point Shot For Next Season

NEW YORK CITY - The NBA is currently working on a new play that it feels will truly help generate a bit more excitement in the game. NBA Commissioner David "Short Cake" Stern told members of the sports media that had gathered at The Mrs. Bill Clin...

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Shaquille O'Neal Proposes A Much-Needed Change To The NBA Technical Foul Rule

Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Proposes A Much-Needed Change To The NBA Technical Foul Rule

ATLANTA - Shaquille was in Atlanta filming a commercial for a brand new line of professional basketballs named Big Bouncy Bounce Basketballs. He was asked by Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily to comment on his proposal to change p...

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Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni Wants Kobe Bryant To Be The Team's Designated Free Throw Shooter

Funny story: Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni Wants Kobe Bryant To Be The Team's Designated Free Throw Shooter

LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni is devastated at the fact that his super star player/coach Kobe "Vino" Bryant is out for the rest of the season due to an Achilles heel injury, an Adam's apple bruise, and inverted ear drums. D'Antoni sat i...

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Kobeless Lakers Beat The Sacramento Kings

Funny story: Kobeless Lakers Beat The Sacramento Kings

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers were without their player-coach Kobe Bryant for the first time this year, but it did not matter as they defeated the Sacramento Kings 113-102. Kobe told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that while he is hurt...

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Metta World Peace of The L.A. Lakers Launches A Verbal Attack On James Harden Of The Oklahoma City Thunder

Funny story: Metta World Peace of The L.A. Lakers Launches A Verbal Attack On James Harden Of The Oklahoma City Thunder

LOS ANGELES - Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Weeklyy has been covering Metta World Peace ever since the time back in 2004, when during a game (Ron Artest) went ballistic and jumped into the stands and started fighting with fans at a Detroit...

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Wives and Lotteries: David Stern Knows How to Fix a Problem

Does David Stern still beat his wife? The issue came up when reporters questioned the head of the NBA about his recent draft lottery. One enterprising investigative reporter/talkmeister wanted to know if the fix was in. After all, the NBA-owned...

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The NBA Fines Boston Celtic Rajon Rondo For Wearing The Ugliest Jacket In The History of Jackets

Funny story: The NBA Fines Boston Celtic Rajon Rondo For Wearing The Ugliest Jacket In The History of Jackets

ATLANTA - The Boston Celtics lost game five of their playoff series with the Atlanta Hawks 87-86 on a Rajon Rondo turnover. After the game "Double R" was waiting in a hallway to attend the mandatory, post-game, media room interview. Rondo mingl...

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Rajon Rondo of The Boston Celtics Explains That He Was Pushed, Tripped, and Ended Up Being Knocked Into The Referee

Funny story: Rajon Rondo of The Boston Celtics Explains That He Was Pushed, Tripped, and Ended Up Being Knocked Into The Referee

ATLANTA - The first round of the NBA Eastern Conference Playoffs ended up with the Atlanta Hawks upsetting the Boston Celtics 83-74. The guys in green (Celtics) may have lost more than the game as Rajon Rondo (#9) received two technicals and was e...

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The NBA Suspends L.A. Laker Metta World Peace (The Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest) For 7 Games

Funny story: The NBA Suspends L.A. Laker Metta World Peace (The Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest) For 7 Games

NEW YORK CITY - NBA Commissioner David Stern handed out a stern suspension to the elbow-throwing Los Angeles Laker Metta World Peace. Commissioner Stern addressed the sports media that had assembled in the sports department at Macy's Department St...

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The NBA Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest and Now Called Metta World Peace Shows That His New Name Is Nothing But A Joke

Funny story: The NBA Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest and Now Called Metta World Peace Shows That His New Name Is Nothing But A Joke

LOS ANGELES - Apparently someone forgot to remind Los Angeles Lakers player Metta World Peace, formerly known as Ron Artest, that he plays in the NBA, the National Basketball Association and not in the WWF, the World Wrestling Federation. Tango Br...

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Ron Paul Says That NBA Commissioner David Stern Needs To Stop Playing His Silly Playground Bully Games

Funny story: Ron Paul Says That NBA Commissioner David Stern Needs To Stop Playing His Silly Playground Bully Games

ROCHESTER, Michigan - Ron Paul, who says that he knows much more about the game of basketball than he does about the game of politics, remarked that NFL (sic) Commissioner David Steenburgen (sic) needs to stop making his spoiled brat, playground bull...

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NFL Commissioner David Stern and NFL Player Rep Derek Fisher Both State That Herman Cain Needs To Drop Out of The GOP Race

Funny story: NFL Commissioner David Stern and NFL Player Rep Derek Fisher Both State That Herman Cain Needs To Drop Out of The GOP Race

NEW YORK CITY - All of the NBA basketballs are sitting tucked away in their respective basketball lockers and the way things are going they are probably going to remain there for a while. In this day and age when so many American people are out of...

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Shame, Stupidity and Rotten Fruit Follow NBA Negotiations

Funny story: Shame, Stupidity and Rotten Fruit Follow NBA Negotiations

Following months of what fans might call ridiculous and economically insulting negotiations over how much money players or NBA team owners actually deserve, one grass roots group of blue-collar fans is letting them all know exactly how they feel, wit...

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NBA Commissioner David Stern will be David Stern for Annual NBA Halloween Party

Funny story: NBA Commissioner David Stern will be David Stern for Annual NBA Halloween Party

NEW YORK CITY - Whether the player representatives decide to reconsider their share of the pie or whether the owners reconsider their desired share of the pie, players, coaches, and owners will enter Halloween ready to celebrate the National Basketb...

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The NBA Lockout Causes L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol To Take Chinese Lessons At UCLA So They Can Go Play In China

Funny story: The NBA Lockout Causes L.A. Lakers Kobe Bryant and Pau Gasol To Take Chinese Lessons At UCLA So They Can Go Play In China

LOS ANGELES - NBA Commissioner David Stern has issued an NBA Lockout. The Collective Bargaining Agreement was tossed into the trash can along with yesterday's newspaper, KFC fast food bags, and the dozens of Starbucks cappuccinos, frappuccinos, and l...

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