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Funny story: Paterson not looking for reelection; will remain governor

Paterson not looking for reelection; will remain governor

(Albany-NY) Embattled New York Governor David Paterson is expected to announce that he won't seek reelection, but will remain as governor for the rest of the year. This is due to a "New York Times" story reporting that the governor may have inter...
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Funny story: Vision Impaired Politicians PM Brown and NY Gov. Paterson Snared in Continuing Allegations of Bullying!

Vision Impaired Politicians PM Brown and NY Gov. Paterson Snared in Continuing Allegations of Bullying!

Psychologists studying the idiot behaviour of both PM Gordon Brown, and New York Governor David Paterson have concluded that besides both being visually impaired, they seem to have much deeper rooted handicaps lodged into their psyche and more com...
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Funny story: President Obama Disrespects New York Governor Paterson

President Obama Disrespects New York Governor Paterson

BROOKLYN - President Barack Obama was in Brooklyn talking before an enthusiastic crowd of Presidential Stimulus Package Program Fund donors. He thanked them for their generous support and he assured them that every single dime that was donated wou...
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Funny story: President Obama Steps In It When He Tries to Give New York Governor the Boot

President Obama Steps In It When He Tries to Give New York Governor the Boot

When U.S. President Barack Obama sent an envoy to New York to advise black, blind Governor David Paterson not to run for office next year, he had no idea how New Yorkers would react. He soon found out. New Yorkers are outraged at the audacity...
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Funny story: Governor David Paterson's Selection

Governor David Paterson's Selection

President Barack Obama trusted her judgment enough to put Caroline Kennedy on his team to help select his Vice President. She proved to be an exemplary choice. No drama Obama got no drama, no leaks, no humming, or hints, and out popped Senator Joe Bi...
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Funny story: Caroline Kennedy Named to Senate

Caroline Kennedy Named to Senate

Caroline Kennedy will join her uncle Ted in the US Senate in 2009. New York Governor David Paterson announced his choice to replace outgoing Senator Hillary Clinton on Sunday. "Many people have raised concerns about her lack of experience in elect...
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Funny story: Politicians Can Now Relax, Legally

Politicians Can Now Relax, Legally

Given the recent newsworthy sexual activities of James McGreevey, Eliot Spitzer, and David Paterson, politicians appear to have a great need for outlets for legal relaxation. There are some legal methods of working off excess job tension, a problem that seems especially relevant to today's political leaders.
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Funny story: US Politicians Admit Affairs

US Politicians Admit Affairs

A number of US politicians are coming clean about extramarital affairs after new NY Governor David Paterson and his wife admitted they had affairs. In the past most Americans thought their political leaders were chaste, but the past few days have bee...
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Funny story: Bloomberg - "Fuck it, I Cheated Too"

Bloomberg - "Fuck it, I Cheated Too"

New York Mayor Micheal Bloomberg today said "fuck it" and announced that he had an extramarital affair.
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Funny story: Incoming New York governor, David Paterson and his wife, admit to having affairs...while being sworn into office

Incoming New York governor, David Paterson and his wife, admit to having affairs...while being sworn into office

New York, New York - While being sworn into the New York governor's office, now former lieutenant governor, David Paterson and his wife had sexual affairs. The announcement came just moments after Paterson completed his oath of office, taking eve...
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Funny story: David Paterson Swearing In Ceremony Ends In Controversy

David Paterson Swearing In Ceremony Ends In Controversy

The swearing in ceremony of new New York Governor David Paterson ended in chaos as several of 'his girls' began catfighting in the gathered crowd. "It's tough for a pimp" explained Paterson, dressed in a full length fur coat, stetson and smoking...
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