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Gov. David Paterson's X-Rated Gaffe: 'Accidentally' states desire to 'lolly-gag' President Obama

Funny story: Gov. David Paterson's X-Rated Gaffe: 'Accidentally' states desire to 'lolly-gag' President Obama

New York Gov. Paterson found himself mostly out of the news lately except for a World Series ticket flap. Unluckily for him and luckily for those who like unfortunate televised slip-ups, that just changed: Paterson released a statement today happi...

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Paterson not looking for reelection; will remain governor

(Albany-NY) Embattled New York Governor David Paterson is expected to announce that he won't seek reelection, but will remain as governor for the rest of the year. This is due to a "New York Times" story reporting that the governor may have inter...

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Vision Impaired Politicians PM Brown and NY Gov. Paterson Snared in Continuing Allegations of Bullying!

Funny story: Vision Impaired Politicians PM Brown and NY Gov. Paterson Snared in Continuing Allegations of Bullying!

Psychologists studying the idiot behaviour of both PM Gordon Brown, and New York Governor David Paterson have concluded that besides both being visually impaired, they seem to have much deeper rooted handicaps lodged into their psyche and more com...

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President Obama Disrespects New York Governor Paterson

Funny story: President Obama Disrespects New York Governor Paterson

BROOKLYN - President Barack Obama was in Brooklyn talking before an enthusiastic crowd of Presidential Stimulus Package Program Fund donors. He thanked them for their generous support and he assured them that every single dime that was donated wou...

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President Obama Steps In It When He Tries to Give New York Governor the Boot

Funny story: President Obama Steps In It When He Tries to Give New York Governor the Boot

When U.S. President Barack Obama sent an envoy to New York to advise black, blind Governor David Paterson not to run for office next year, he had no idea how New Yorkers would react. He soon found out. New Yorkers are outraged at the audacity...

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Governor David Paterson's Selection

Funny story: Governor David Paterson's Selection

President Barack Obama trusted her judgment enough to put Caroline Kennedy on his team to help select his Vice President. She proved to be an exemplary choice. No drama Obama got no drama, no leaks, no humming, or hints, and out popped Senator Joe Bi...

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Caroline Kennedy Named to Senate

Funny story: Caroline Kennedy Named to Senate

Caroline Kennedy will join her uncle Ted in the US Senate in 2009. New York Governor David Paterson announced his choice to replace outgoing Senator Hillary Clinton on Sunday. "Many people have raised concerns about her lack of experience in elect...

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Politicians Can Now Relax, Legally

Given the recent newsworthy sexual activities of James McGreevey, Eliot Spitzer, and David Paterson, politicians appear to have a great need for outlets for legal relaxation. There are some legal methods of working off excess job tension, a problem that seems especially relevant to today's political leaders.

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US Politicians Admit Affairs

Funny story: US Politicians Admit Affairs

A number of US politicians are coming clean about extramarital affairs after new NY Governor David Paterson and his wife admitted they had affairs. In the past most Americans thought their political leaders were chaste, but the past few days have bee...

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Bloomberg - "Fuck it, I Cheated Too"

Funny story: Bloomberg - "Fuck it, I Cheated Too"

New York Mayor Micheal Bloomberg today said "fuck it" and announced that he had an extramarital affair.

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Incoming New York governor, David Paterson and his wife, admit to having affairs...while being sworn into office

Funny story: Incoming New York governor, David Paterson and his wife, admit to having affairs...while being sworn into office

New York, New York - While being sworn into the New York governor's office, now former lieutenant governor, David Paterson and his wife had sexual affairs. The announcement came just moments after Paterson completed his oath of office, taking eve...

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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