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Hugh Hefner Liquefies

Funny story: Hugh Hefner Liquefies

America woke up this morning to the news that their global sex guru Hugh Hefner had passed away. It is not so much the fact of his passing, for he was approaching his 89th birthday on April... but the manner. Our reporter for "U2R-FKD" followed the story. His housemaid for this month Eileen Dover who wishes to be known simply as "Miss February" broke the news. "Well, I went up to his bedroom as...

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Cantankerous Collaborator Steven Colbert To Take Over Lame Liberal Lefty Letterman's Show

Funny story: Cantankerous Collaborator Steven Colbert To Take Over Lame Liberal Lefty Letterman's Show

The ultimate traitor, Steven Colbert, has sold his soul and gone over to the dark side of the Force. In signing a deal with CBS, probably with a pinprick and a signature in blood, he has given up his proud conservative legacy for filthy lucre.

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Chelsea Handler Denies That Her New Bikini Line Tattoo Is An Al-Qaeda Symbol

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Denies That Her New Bikini Line Tattoo Is An Al-Qaeda Symbol

HOLLYWOOD - Chelsea Handler is still very upset about having been passed over to fill the vacancy on the CBS Late Night Show. Handler says that she was told by high ranking network officials that David Letterman's job was pretty much hers. But...

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Limbaugh Says Colbert Will Destroy Heartland Values

Funny story: Limbaugh Says Colbert Will Destroy Heartland Values

Stephen Colbert, who has been anchoring the Colbert Report on Comedy Central since 2005, will replace David Letterman as CBS's late night host in 2015. "It's revolutionary! In kind of a bad way," according to radio host Rush Limbaugh: "CBS has j...

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Chelsea Handler Devastated That CBS Has Picked Stephen Colbert To Replace David Letterman

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Devastated That CBS Has Picked Stephen Colbert To Replace David Letterman

NEW YORK CITY - The host of the soon to be off the air talk show Chelsea Lately is reportedly devastated and depressed at the fact that she was passed up to take over for the retiring David Letterman. Chelsea Handler told TV ClickerWorld that she...

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Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!

Funny story: Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!

Grumpy Cat fans are going nuts over the news that their favorite feline crabby pants will take over "Late Night With David Letterman" when Letterman retires next year. The new "Late Night With Grumpy Cat" will begin in the spring of 2015 and Grum...

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Chelsea Handler Could Be Taking Over For David Letterman When He Retires

Funny story: Chelsea Handler Could Be Taking Over For David Letterman When He Retires

NEW YORK CITY - It did not take long for the entertainment media to start speculating as to who will be replacing David Letterman when he hangs up his microphone on Late Night With David Letterman. Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole stated...

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Retiring Letterman, Replaced By O'Reilly?

Funny story: Retiring Letterman, Replaced By O'Reilly?

David Letterman, 66, the longest-running host in late-night television history, announced that he will retire from his CBS show in 2015, the latest shakeup in the late-night lineup. Immediately, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Elisabeth Hasselbeck an...

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David Letterman Reveals Who He Would Marry If He Was Single

Funny story: David Letterman Reveals Who He Would Marry If He Was Single

NEW YORK CITY - The host of Late Night With David Letterman is afraid that he may have said a little more than he should of the other evening. Letterman was being interviewed by Macadamia Honeysuckle with The LaLaLand Daily when she suddenly asked...

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Stephen Colbert praises "Big Brother" Obama

ATLANTA, GA - Stephen Colbert said he's "fine" with the National Security Agency (NSA) knowing about his "privates," i. e., private and personal information, such as whether he's lesbian (he's not), gay (who would care?), bisexual (he could be), tran...

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Jay Leno To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Jay Leno To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the premier dance reality show, Dancing With The Stars have announced that former Tonight Show host Jay Leno will be one of the celebrity dancers on the upcoming season. DWTS co-host Tom Bergeron verified that Leno has...

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David Letterman Admits He Already Misses Jay Leno

Funny story: David Letterman Admits He Already Misses Jay Leno

NEW YORK CITY - David Letterman told a reporter with The Right Coast Revue that he already misses his former late night talk show competitor Jay Leno. Letterman said that although its true he and Leno had their ups and downs deep down inside, some...

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President Vladimir Putin Tells Rosie O'Donnell She Better Not Show Up At The Sochi Olympics

Funny story: President Vladimir Putin Tells Rosie O'Donnell She Better Not Show Up At The Sochi Olympics

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell says that she has always disliked being told what she can and cannot do. The very devoted lesbian recently told David Letterman that when she heard that Russian President Putin was not going to allow any gays or les...

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David Letterman Buying A House Up In The Rocky Mountains

Funny story: David Letterman Buying A House Up In The Rocky Mountains

NEW YORK CITY - The host of Late Night With David Letterman has decided that he is going to buy a home out in The Marijuana State of Colorado. Letterman recently told his studio audience and his audience at home that he is simply fascinated with t...

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Rihanna Drops A Bombshell Regarding Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown

Funny story: Rihanna Drops A Bombshell Regarding Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna was in the Big Apple to make appearances on Live With Kelly and Michael, Late Night With David Letterman, and The Viagra View. She was asked by a reporter with The Right Coast Revue if she has gotten over her ex-boyfriend C...

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David Letterman admits he's 'not funny.'

Funny story: David Letterman admits he's 'not funny.'

'David Letterman's off the cuff remarks might have damaged his career.' Say journalists. During an interview on the Late Show between David Letterman and Ashton Kutcher. David Letterman's absence of humour was instantly apparent when Ashton Kut...

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David Letterman Has Revealed That Kim Jong Un Has Invited Him To Visit North Korea

Funny story: David Letterman Has Revealed That Kim Jong Un Has Invited Him To Visit North Korea

NEW YORK CITY - Talk show host David Letterman has said that he has just received a letter from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un inviting him to visit his wonderful country. The leader of North Korea expressed to Letterman that he is his all-time f...

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Faith Hill Denies The Lesbian Rumors

Funny story: Faith Hill Denies The Lesbian Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - Faith Hill who is getting divorced from fellow country music artist Tim McGraw was strolling down Castro Street when she was approached by a news reporter. The reporter identified herself as Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magaz...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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