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Peter Shilton named in England Squad

Funny story: Peter Shilton named in England Squad

With Rob Green's inept displays, David James' being viewed as "past it" and Paul Robinson's recent retirement, Fabio Capello's keeper position was in a complete crisis. That is until the crafty Capello managed to lure England legend, Peter Shilton...

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David James Told To "Decide On Hairstyle"

Funny story: David James Told To "Decide On Hairstyle"

England goalkeeper David James has been told by FIFA to make a decision on which hairstyle he will sport during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, and to "stick to it!" James, 39, the Portsmouth goalie who is about to jump ship and sign for Spurs...

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England Goalkeepers Should Wear Nothing

Funny story: England Goalkeepers Should Wear Nothing

A study by the University of Shitchester has suggested that England's goalkeeper should play in the nude at the World Cup Finals. Dr Stig O'Toole said " Players miss penalties when they are confronted with certain stimuli. We found that a well endowe...

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David James Loses Use of Arms

Funny story: David James Loses Use of Arms

Tony Adams, the worried Portsmouth Manager was put under further pressure tonight after today's game against Liverpool where it was proved that finally, after a long and distinguished career, 38 year-old David James has lost the use of his arms.

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McClaren Panics And Recalls Has-beens For 'Friendly'

Funny story: McClaren Panics And Recalls Has-beens For 'Friendly'

Steve McClaren, the least popular England football manager in the history of the game, has given 'one last chance' to two veterans of the English game, goalkeeper David James and his Portsmou...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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