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Haye and Chisora fight billed for Acton boozer

Funny story: Haye and Chisora fight billed for Acton boozer

Promoter Bunny Warren announced at a press conference this morning that the eagerly awaited punch up between two of Britain's biggest attention seekers would be going ahead on the 14th July. As both fighters don't have a licence to fight in the UK, t...

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Haye Coming Out Of Re-TOE-rment to Fight Someone who Smashed Him's Brother?

Funny story: Haye Coming Out Of Re-TOE-rment to Fight Someone who Smashed Him's Brother?

We spoke to some stocky man who claimed he was an insider of David Haye's camp yesterday, and he claimed that Haye will come out if retirement in March to fight Vitali Klitschko, elder brother of Wladimir, who shook him in Hamburg last year. At on...

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David Haye to continue breaking promises with Lib Dem role

Funny story: David Haye to continue breaking promises with Lib Dem role

David Haye is primed to continue breaking promises made to the nation after Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg said a job offer from his party was as inevitable as the 12-round hammering the boxer suffered at the hands Vladimir Klitschko on Saturday...

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David Haye's broken toe demands rematch with "lucky" Klitschko

Funny story: David Haye's broken toe demands rematch with "lucky" Klitschko

Boxer David Haye's broken toe has failed in it's attempt to become undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World. The one inch broken toe was outpointed over 12 rounds by Russian giant Wladimir Klitschko in Hamburg last night. Irish flyweight...

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Lingerie model Florence Brudenell-Bruce backing David Haye

Funny story: Lingerie model Florence Brudenell-Bruce backing David Haye

Aristocratic boxing fan Florence 'Flee' Brudenell-Bruce is getting ready to rumble. The fit and toned lingerie model, who according to her personal trainer Rupert Bear-Bottom "is in the best shape of her life", will be cheering on David 'The Hayma...

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Klitschko - "I'll Sit On David Haye!"

Funny story: Klitschko - "I'll Sit On David Haye!"

Ahead of tonight's world heavyweight title fight in Hamburg's Imtech Arena, Wladimir Klitschko has been talking tactics, claiming that he intends to wrestle David Haye to the canvas and then sit on him for the duration of the 12 round contest. Fol...

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Harrison 'sorry' for hitting Haye

Funny story: Harrison 'sorry' for hitting Haye

Audley Harrison has sensationally apologised to David Haye for hitting him with the only blow he landed during their World heavy weight Championship bout, at the M.E.N Arena in Manchester. Harrison was contrite having thrown the straight left in h...

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David Hay gets beaten up... By his mum!

Funny story: David Hay gets beaten up... By his mum!

Newly-crowned heavyweight champion of the world, David 'The Hayemaker' Haye has come home to face being told off by his mum. Having beaten the 7' 2" Russian giant Nicolai Valuev at the weekend, the 'Eastender' flew home to a hero's welcome - that is...

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'No fixes in boxing' shock claim made by Don King, as Serena Williams defeats Nikolai Valuless to take WBA title

Funny story: 'No fixes in boxing' shock claim made by Don King, as Serena Williams defeats Nikolai Valuless to take WBA title

American Boxing impressario Don King today made the shock claim that boxing title fights are never fixed. 'Well, they just ain't', he said, as he watched a recording of seven foot Russian giant Nikolai Valuless being easily defeated by Serena Will...

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UK Rejoices As David Smacks The Crap Out Of Goliath (Again!)

Funny story: UK Rejoices As David Smacks The Crap Out Of Goliath (Again!)

They called it David against Goliath Part II as plucky Brit fighter David Haye, (6'3") went into a ruckus with Russian giant Nikolay Valuev (7'2") to contest the WBA Heavyweight Championship of The World at the Arena Nurnburger Versicherung. Nobod...

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