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Passengers of Crippled Ship Jump Overboard After David Hasselhoff Flies In to Entertain Them

The US Coast Guard was kept busy this morning plucking hundreds of passengers out of the water after they jumped overboard to avoid the singing of David Hasselhoff. Party Cruise Lines later released an apologetic statement saying they were "just...

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Pamela Anderson Denies Any Intimate Involvement With Piers Morgan

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Denies Any Intimate Involvement With Piers Morgan

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Pamela Anderson recently confessed that she is so tired of the way she has been ignored in Tinsel Town that she is seriously considering returning to her native Canada. The 44-year-old starlet is probably best noted for strutting...

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Hasselhoff bags world record

America's David Hasselhoff has reportedly won a world record for the person to say the most American phrases in a TV series. The world record came as a shock for Hasselhoff when he found the world record people looking for him straight after Saturday...

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CBeebies for Edward

Britain's Got Talent's Edward Reid got picked up by Cbeebies last night as he lost to rival Steven Hall earlier in the week. A Cbeebies spokesperson reportedly said "This is our dream come true.Edward can sing nursery rhymes with style and young k...

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McIntyre May Be Asked To Fall On The Sword Of Damocles To Save Ailing Talent Show

Funny story: McIntyre May Be Asked To Fall On The Sword Of Damocles To Save Ailing Talent Show

In a sensational development today high-trousered media mogul and pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, moved to silence critics over the falling ratings of his ailing Britain's Got Talent TV show. Speaking from his luxurious barn conversion in leafy Surrey...

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Britain's Got No Talent

Funny story: Britain's Got No Talent

As the new series springs into life, it's all change for the hit show 'Britain's Got Talent'. The New Presenting team of David Hasselhoff and Michael McIntyre, alongside the returning Amanda Holden haven't proved quite as popular as producers hope...

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David Hasselhoff Joins Reopen Morecambe Campaign

Funny story: David Hasselhoff Joins Reopen Morecambe Campaign

Baywatch legend David Hasselhoff has pledged his support for a campaign to reopen Morecambe, the North Lancashire town and Britain's Most Decrepit Seaside Resort 2005. Morecambe, voted Britain's Most Desolate Ghost Town in 1999, has been closed si...

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Pope Mentally Breaks Up with David Hasselhoff

Vatican--Pope Benedict XVI announced he is breaking up with his imaginary boyfriend David Hasselhoff because of David's constant desire for alcohol. "While I will always love the nights David and I spent in mind. I just think it is best that we e...

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David Hasselhoff Is The First Victim Of This Year's "Dancing With The Stars"

Funny story: David Hasselhoff Is The First Victim Of This Year's "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - The Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' went all out musically as they featured the legendary music icon Carlos Santana and the futuristic legendary music icon Chris Daughtry as musical guests. Even host Tom Bergeron who is usually n...

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World's Smallest Man to Appear on Dancing with the Stars

Funny story: World's Smallest Man to Appear on Dancing with the Stars

Khagendra Thapa Magar is soon to be named the smallest man in the world, measuring in at only 22 inches. He was in New York recently to meet with World Record executives about his impending title. ABC executives caught wind of Magar's presence and of...

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Dancing With The Stars: David "Tipsy" Hasselhoff Already Making Goo Goo Eyes At His Partner Kym Johnson

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: David "Tipsy" Hasselhoff Already Making Goo Goo Eyes At His Partner Kym Johnson

HOLLYWOOD - A Dancing With The Stars insiders has revealed that ex-Baywatch star, and ex-America's Got Talent judge David Hasselhoff is already starting to let his male libido interfere with his assigned job. And his assigned job is to win this se...

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Dancing With The Stars Announces The New Season's Amazing Line Up Of Stars

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Announces The New Season's Amazing Line Up Of Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of one of the most successful reality shows on television Dancing With The Stars have just announced the names of the stars that will be appearing on the new season of DWTS. The shows producers Bernadette Penderlicki and...

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David Hasselhoff Surprised to Learn He's Appearing on Dancing with the Stars

Funny story: David Hasselhoff Surprised to Learn He's Appearing on Dancing with the Stars

In a rare instance of lucidity, David Hasselhoff acknowledged he'd been signed on to appear on ABC's Dancing with the Stars, set to air on September 20. "All I know is, I was having a few drinks one night at home, and when I woke up, I was doing t...

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British Blogger "Skoob" Charters David Hasselhoff Eradication Society

Funny story: British Blogger "Skoob" Charters David Hasselhoff Eradication Society

Reportedly based on a personal bet, following a tough loss at team Guinness Pong at the local Pig & Whistle, Internet Blog celebrity, only known as "Skoob", launched a full Blogosphere campaign to eradicate David Hasselhoff from all media airwaves. A daunting task, most would agree, to eliminate the man who keeps coming back from the proverbial media grave. Somehow more famous now in cer...

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David Hasselhoff to produce more politically correct, 'Boy-Watch'

Funny story: David Hasselhoff to produce more politically correct, 'Boy-Watch'

David Hasselhoff is rumoured to be in talks to produce a more 'politically-correct' version of the 90's phenomenon, Bay-Watch. The original programme, starring Hasselhoff as hunky lifeguard Mitch Bucannon, centered on the work of a team of lifegua...

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David Hasselhoff Shows Up At A Taping of America's Got Talent - Says He Forgot He Got Fired

Funny story: David Hasselhoff Shows Up At A Taping of America's Got Talent - Says He Forgot He Got Fired

HOLLYWOOD - David "Hic" Hasselhoff says that he had not been drinking when he accidentally showed up at the television studio where America's Got Talent is filmed. David was asked by a security guard for AGT if he was sure that he had not been dri...

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America's Got Talent Season Premier: David Hasselhoff Out - Howie Mandel In

Funny story: America's Got Talent Season Premier: David Hasselhoff Out - Howie Mandel In

LOS ANGELES - America's Got Talent kicked off its fifth season and judge David "The Brewmaster" Hasselhoff was nowhere to be seen. And sitting in the Hoff's chair was Howie "Don't Touch Me Bro" Mandel. Howie apparently made a pretty good deal for...

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David Hasselhoff to Reprise Old Roles in 'The Hung and the Breathless'!

Funny story: David Hasselhoff to Reprise Old Roles in 'The Hung and the Breathless'!

Hollywood embraced recycling today when it was announced David Hasselhoff agreed to headline the new cable soap opera 'The Hung and the Breathless.' Hasselhoff is best remembered by reviving the lifeguard series 'Pamwatch' and starring in the sci...

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