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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Elton John Purchased Dorothy's Red Slippers That She Wore In 'The Wizard of Oz'

The Real Reason Why Elton John Purchased Dorothy's Red Slippers That She Wore In 'The Wizard of Oz'

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Elton John and his husband David Furnish visited America to show off the brand new addition to their family little Zachary Hickory Dickory John-Furnish. The proud pop and pop first visited New York City where they were the guests...
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Funny story: Elton or David could be father of child - Whose sperm was fastest?

Elton or David could be father of child - Whose sperm was fastest?

Elton John has revealed that neither David Furnish nor he know who the Father of baby Zach is. John said: 'I believe David must be the father, because it stands to reason he is a better swimmer than I am so his sperm must be also.' Furnish on the...
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Funny story: Ghost of Tony Randall haunts Elton John

Ghost of Tony Randall haunts Elton John

Iconic musician Sir Elton John gets no rest of late. It's not because his infant son Zachary keeps him awake at night; Zachary is, by all accounts, a surprisingly well-tempered baby. Rather, the ghost of actor Tony Randall has taken it upon himself...
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Funny story: Elton John has gay pride and joy at last

Elton John has gay pride and joy at last

Elton John and his partner David Furnish have at last agreed to have a baby, after years of agonising. "The problem was," says Elton," we considered there were far too many backward children in the world without producing another." However in...
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