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Supreme Court Will Issue Definitive Decision Next TuesdayAt end of 2015 term US Supreme Court will issue its most definitive decision to date,mandating that all in US must now be GAY.Activists celebrate,while religious adherents prep for guerilla warfare.
Divorcee Cuts Everything In Half!Shitsville, Arkansas - An angry man took every possession him and his ex-wife had, and cut it in half - including Flopsy, the Shih-Tzu. "What-? said Ronny to the judge, "I gave the bitch both halves!"
US Celebrates Peace On July 4thIn a historic reconciliatory humanitarian gesture the United States will release all terrorists from secret prisons so they can enjoy 4th of July activities, particularly making pyrotechnical devices.
Gay Marriage Law Prevails In Supreme CourtHeterosexual Americans are outraged at the controversial verdict handed down from the high court legalizing gay marriages. The ruling outlaws all marriages between men and women unless they are gay.
Santorum's Presidential Key Wish Evokes Classic Movie CharacterClose insiders at Campaign Santorum know that their hopeful's key wish for a Presidential victory would be like that of the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz -- to somehow obtain a brain.
Donald Trump bans Scottish Nationalists from playing at his golf courseApparently bags of human excrement dumped at the 19th hole proved DNA positive for ScotsGnats' leader Nicola Sturgeon, yuck!
Cardinal Dolan and Gov Chris Christie freak out about gay marriage rulingCritics respond that they two old fogeys will just have to get a divorce like all other warring couples
WTF '20 gay-marriage jokes that ultimately helped lobotomize it?'Surely, legitimize it??
Woman climbs up flagpole, takes down Confederate Flag and hoists own pantiesCheering locals then snap her descent down the flagpole and post pics on their InstaBareFannyGram accounts
Rand Paul Plans For the Future Post-Presidential RaceWhen his Presidential aspirations finally flush out, Rand Paul plans to team up with his Dad to go on the road with a dual crackpot Libertarian rapping act called The Hillbilly Isolato-Fed Busters.
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