What the hell?
Absolutely awful book.
The main character performed NO magic, made nothing vanish and there was NO mention of his award winning and long running Las Vegas show.
I feel cheated. I was expecting a nasty looking character, covered in make-up, pretending not to be gay, prancing around conjuring things.
What did I get?
Some whiny story about blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Celtics bleed green blood like a hemophiliac from some star system in the outer universe. You have to live on the Moon made from green cheese to know about bleeding green.
Kevin Garnett refused any trades because he was a Celtic for life -and...
Top Ten Tricks Magician David Copperfield Is Reduced To Doing For Kid's Birthday Parties
10. Magically removes a wad of wax from a kid's ear.
9. Makes balloon poodles out of special ribbed balloons.
8. Shows them how they can magically disappear by closing their eyes.
7. Saws Gumby in half and magically puts him back together!
6. The magically sudden appearance of the Manhattan Bi...
Renowned magician David Copperfield has come clean today and admitted that so called "Global warming" was the biggest hoax he's pulled off yet.
When asked how he did it he declined to answer.
When asked why he did it he simply said he needed t...
After one major trick after another which he has done on live television, David Copperfield out-performed even the great Harry Houdini last night at The Phallus in Las Vegas!
Sure audiences had seen him make a jet airplane disappear.
A British man living here in the Thai eastern seaboard town of Pattaya has told of his anger and resentment of the Thai Police Force after it emerged that his wife, who was driving home to the town after a visit to see her family in Bangkok, was pull...
This newspaper has bravely rescued a TOP SECRET document from David Copperfield's shows with precise details of how the magician conceals his CLOVEN HOOF from assistants he finds attractive.
(Las Vegas) - World famous magician and accused rapist, David Copperfield, has performed the most astonishing magic trick of his career; he made himself disappear.
Las Vegas, Nevada - Magic Man David Copperfield has built a career on making things disappear, everything from elephants, airplanes and even the Statue of Liberty. Well, now his liberty may be disappearing on him instead as the FBI and a grand jury c...
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