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Funny story: Police say: "David Carradine's rope-end found around Michael Jackson's neck after it was discovered snaking under the Pacific Ocean!

Police say: "David Carradine's rope-end found around Michael Jackson's neck after it was discovered snaking under the Pacific Ocean!

Bangkok, Thailand - Police officials have confirmed that the end of the rope that strangled David Carradine looped over 10,000 miles from the Bangkok hotel closet to Los Angeles and was discovered around the late Michael Jackson's neck! Paramedic...
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Funny story: Autopsy shows David Carradine was at the end of his rope

Autopsy shows David Carradine was at the end of his rope

Babgkok, Thailand - Official autopsy results are and the results are surprising! It seems actor David Carradine was suffering from anxiety and had a bout while doing the tally-whacking route late one night in his hotel room! Anxiety or panic attac...
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Funny story: David Carradine: "Death by Misadventure" What went wrong with the Schlong?

David Carradine: "Death by Misadventure" What went wrong with the Schlong?

Bangkok, Thailand - Medical Examiners in Thailand have released a statement of their findings in the death of American actor, David Carradine. "With an autopsy being only part of the analysis, we have concluded that his death was caused when the...
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Funny story: Patrick Farrow: frantic search for Hutchence/Carradine-style auto-asphyxiation paraphernalia

Patrick Farrow: frantic search for Hutchence/Carradine-style auto-asphyxiation paraphernalia

Castleton, Vermont - (RIP Mess): Conspiracy winguts are trawling cyberspace for the merest hint of 'silken ropes' and/or 'anal nightrate' following the suspicious death at a Vermont gallery today of Mia Farrow's sculptor brother Patrick. Farrow, 6...
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Funny story: After David Carradine's Death, Bangkok Police issue another warning to men: "Don't Twitter while..."

After David Carradine's Death, Bangkok Police issue another warning to men: "Don't Twitter while..."

Bangkok, Thailand - Refusing to comment on whether their latest warning to men not to Twitter while engaged in autoerotic asphyxiation masturbation was the cause of death of David Carradine, Bangkok police reiterated their warning instead. "Men.
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Funny story: 1970s TV "Kung Fu" Master's Autoerotic Asphyxiation documentary Not a 1980s Style Snuff Film, say Bangkok Police

1970s TV "Kung Fu" Master's Autoerotic Asphyxiation documentary Not a 1980s Style Snuff Film, say Bangkok Police

Bangkok, Thailand - Bangkok police have just confirmed that they recovered a digital camera containing footage of the last moments of David Carradine's life days after his death. The camera was discovered and turned into police by a hotel maid who fo...
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Funny story: Coroner orders Carradine tool closet caper re-enactment following naked Bristol Palin tattoo autopsy find

Coroner orders Carradine tool closet caper re-enactment following naked Bristol Palin tattoo autopsy find

Phuket - (Silken Ropes Ass Mess): A Bangcock Coroner has ordered a re-enactment of David Carradine's hotel tool cupboard choking sex game after finding a tattoo of a naked, prepubescent Bristol Palin on the Kill Bill actor's private parts. Volunte...
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Funny story: After David Carradine's Death, Bangkok Police warn Men not to Answer this Singles ad

After David Carradine's Death, Bangkok Police warn Men not to Answer this Singles ad

Bangkok, Thailand - No matter how alluring this singles ad: "SAF Looking to Choke and Chuff your Chubby in a Bangkok Hotel Closet. Discretion Optional", Bangkok police are strongly advising men not to answer it. At least that is the warning they are...
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Funny story: Bill Killed

Bill Killed

There was controversy in a Bangkok wardrobe this week, when David Carradine, the former Kung Fu legend, was found dead in amongst his clothes at one of the city's top hotels. Carradine, real name Bill, was staying at the 5-star Swissotel Nai Lert...
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Funny story: David Carradine kicked out of heaven for tying up Jade Goody. God pissed!

David Carradine kicked out of heaven for tying up Jade Goody. God pissed!

Heaven - Recently departed David Carradine thought no one would know the difference as he huddled in the 'New Arrivals' section of Heaven carrying a length of yellow nylon rope, and looking a tad out of breath. But the Angel Police had an idea the...
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Funny story: "Grasshopper" dies trying to make "Muskrat Love"

"Grasshopper" dies trying to make "Muskrat Love"

Bangkok, Thailand Thai coroners have ruled the cause of death of the former "Kung Fu" TV master, David Carradine, as death by assisted suicide, which seems to contradict earlier reports that the 1970s actor died by autoerotic asphyxiation. "We...
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Funny story: Queen discovered trussed and naked 'like David Carradine' in Palace sex romp cubbyhole

Queen discovered trussed and naked 'like David Carradine' in Palace sex romp cubbyhole

London - (Royal Perversion Mess): "Just another closet queen hoist by her own petard!" was the only comment from royal protection officers this morning after a gagged and naked Queen Elizabeth was discovered trussed up, a la David Carradine, in a se...
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Funny story: Police officals say, "David Carradine's penis killed him!"

Police officals say, "David Carradine's penis killed him!"

Famous veteran actor David Carradine was found trussed up with nylon rope taken from the room's drapery and sitting nude in a closet in an upscale Bangkok hotel this past week. He was stone cold dead when paramedics tried to revive him. The nylon...
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Funny story: David Carradine's Death Increases Rope Sales At Adult Shops.

David Carradine's Death Increases Rope Sales At Adult Shops.

(Los Angeles-CA) As more facts emerge from the Bangkok medical examiner's office regarding the death of "Kung Fu" and "Kill Bill" star David Carradine, a trend is developing at adult shops in both New York and Los Angeles. The sale of nylon rope has...
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Funny story: David Carradine Botches Audition For New Celebrity Reality TV Show

David Carradine Botches Audition For New Celebrity Reality TV Show

Bangkok, Thailand - Sources reveal that David Carradine's alleged death by auto-erotic asphyxiation was actually an audition for a new celebrity reality t.v. show to be sponsored by a leading sexual performance drug manufacturer. The series, tenta...
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Funny story: Shades of Michael Hutchence in David Carradine closet sex game death?

Shades of Michael Hutchence in David Carradine closet sex game death?

Bangcock, Thighland - (WTF? Sordid Ass Mess): "He chose to auto-eroticise in a frickin' blacked-out hotel closet? ...Like, that's a secret code-word for 'gay' maybe??...Tied the frickin' ropes round his dick and neck himself? Case closed, no othe...
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Funny story: 'Kung Fu' Star Dies Practicing 'Forbidden Mantis' Technique

'Kung Fu' Star Dies Practicing 'Forbidden Mantis' Technique

HOLLYWOOD, CA - American actor Billy Killadeen was found dead in his hotel room in Bangkok, Thailand today according to a report by Thai police. Though his career as an actor began in the mid-60's, Killadeen became popular in the 70's for his wo...
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