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David Carradine's Widow Files Wrongful Death Lawsuit

Funny story: David Carradine's Widow Files Wrongful Death Lawsuit

Anne Carradine, the widow of David Carradine has sued the French Company that was making the movie that starred Carradine in Thailand when the actor's naked body was found hanging in a closet. According to the terms, Carradine, like all actors hi...

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Wife: Film Company Caused David Carradine To Die While Masturbating with a Rope Around His Neck

Funny story: Wife: Film Company Caused David Carradine To Die While Masturbating with a Rope Around His Neck

Bored, alone, David Carradine decided to watch porn and play with whatever popped up. David Carradine's wife is suing the production company of the movie he was shooting when he died, claiming the company should never have left David alone with a...

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Shades of Michael Hutchence/David Carradine as Slipknot bassist Paul Gray found dead?

Funny story: Shades of Michael Hutchence/David Carradine as Slipknot bassist Paul Gray found dead?

Des Moines, Iowa - (Ligatures): "Is the band's name a major clue to his sudden death?" bewildered fans asked today as the lifeless body of the 38 year-old Slipknot bassist was found in an Urbandale motel room. According to preliminary reports t...

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No Michael Jackson Tapes! Mimic Honus Snell Admits That He Was Voice Of "Michael Jackson", Others

Funny story: No Michael Jackson Tapes! Mimic Honus Snell Admits That He Was Voice Of "Michael Jackson", Others

Police in New York City say they have found proof that mimic, Honus Snell, was not only the person on some recent Michael Jackson telephone tapes but that he has made and sold hundreds of thousands of such tapes over the years. "It could even run...

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Patrick Farrow: frantic search for Hutchence/Carradine-style auto-asphyxiation paraphernalia

Funny story: Patrick Farrow: frantic search for Hutchence/Carradine-style auto-asphyxiation paraphernalia

Castleton, Vermont - (RIP Mess): Conspiracy winguts are trawling cyberspace for the merest hint of 'silken ropes' and/or 'anal nightrate' following the suspicious death at a Vermont gallery today of Mia Farrow's sculptor brother Patrick. Farrow, 6...

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After David Carradine's Death, Bangkok Police issue another warning to men: "Don't Twitter while..."

Funny story: After David Carradine's Death, Bangkok Police issue another warning to men: "Don't Twitter while..."

Bangkok, Thailand - Refusing to comment on whether their latest warning to men not to Twitter while engaged in autoerotic asphyxiation masturbation was the cause of death of David Carradine, Bangkok police reiterated their warning instead. "Men.

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1970s TV "Kung Fu" Master's Autoerotic Asphyxiation documentary Not a 1980s Style Snuff Film, say Bangkok Police

Funny story: 1970s TV "Kung Fu" Master's Autoerotic Asphyxiation documentary Not a 1980s Style Snuff Film, say Bangkok Police

Bangkok, Thailand - Bangkok police have just confirmed that they recovered a digital camera containing footage of the last moments of David Carradine's life days after his death. The camera was discovered and turned into police by a hotel maid who fo...

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Coroner orders Carradine tool closet caper re-enactment following naked Bristol Palin tattoo autopsy find

Funny story: Coroner orders Carradine tool closet caper re-enactment following naked Bristol Palin tattoo autopsy find

Phuket - (Silken Ropes Ass Mess): A Bangcock Coroner has ordered a re-enactment of David Carradine's hotel tool cupboard choking sex game after finding a tattoo of a naked, prepubescent Bristol Palin on the Kill Bill actor's private parts. Volunte...

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After David Carradine's Death, Bangkok Police warn Men not to Answer this Singles ad

Funny story: After David Carradine's Death, Bangkok Police warn Men not to Answer this Singles ad

Bangkok, Thailand - No matter how alluring this singles ad: "SAF Looking to Choke and Chuff your Chubby in a Bangkok Hotel Closet. Discretion Optional", Bangkok police are strongly advising men not to answer it. At least that is the warning they are...

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Bill Killed

Funny story: Bill Killed

There was controversy in a Bangkok wardrobe this week, when David Carradine, the former Kung Fu legend, was found dead in amongst his clothes at one of the city's top hotels. Carradine, real name Bill, was staying at the 5-star Swissotel Nai Lert...

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"Grasshopper" dies trying to make "Muskrat Love"

Funny story: "Grasshopper" dies trying to make "Muskrat Love"

Bangkok, Thailand Thai coroners have ruled the cause of death of the former "Kung Fu" TV master, David Carradine, as death by assisted suicide, which seems to contradict earlier reports that the 1970s actor died by autoerotic asphyxiation. "We...

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Queen discovered trussed and naked 'like David Carradine' in Palace sex romp cubbyhole

Funny story: Queen discovered trussed and naked 'like David Carradine' in Palace sex romp cubbyhole

London - (Royal Perversion Mess): "Just another closet queen hoist by her own petard!" was the only comment from royal protection officers this morning after a gagged and naked Queen Elizabeth was discovered trussed up, a la David Carradine, in a se...

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David Carradine's Death Increases Rope Sales At Adult Shops.

(Los Angeles-CA) As more facts emerge from the Bangkok medical examiner's office regarding the death of "Kung Fu" and "Kill Bill" star David Carradine, a trend is developing at adult shops in both New York and Los Angeles. The sale of nylon rope has...

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David Carradine Botches Audition For New Celebrity Reality TV Show

Funny story: David Carradine Botches Audition For New Celebrity Reality TV Show

Bangkok, Thailand - Sources reveal that David Carradine's alleged death by auto-erotic asphyxiation was actually an audition for a new celebrity reality t.v. show to be sponsored by a leading sexual performance drug manufacturer. The series, tenta...

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Shades of Michael Hutchence in David Carradine closet sex game death?

Funny story: Shades of Michael Hutchence in David Carradine closet sex game death?

Bangcock, Thighland - (WTF? Sordid Ass Mess): "He chose to auto-eroticise in a frickin' blacked-out hotel closet? ...Like, that's a secret code-word for 'gay' maybe??...Tied the frickin' ropes round his dick and neck himself? Case closed, no othe...

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'Kung Fu' Star Dies Practicing 'Forbidden Mantis' Technique

Funny story: 'Kung Fu' Star Dies Practicing 'Forbidden Mantis' Technique

HOLLYWOOD, CA - American actor Billy Killadeen was found dead in his hotel room in Bangkok, Thailand today according to a report by Thai police. Though his career as an actor began in the mid-60's, Killadeen became popular in the 70's for his wo...

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