Showing:

Funny satire stories about David Cameron

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 45 pages)
Funny story: Government To Re-Structure Pornography Industry

Government To Re-Structure Pornography Industry

A Government enquiry into the pornography industry has found it to be "top heavy". After the next election, changes will be made to cut out the waste and streamline the whole British Industry in line with Las Vegas and Russia. Implants will have to b...
View 'Government To Re-Structure Pornography Industry'
Funny story: David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

David Cameron's next door neighbour Gideon has told him he will complain to the council if he puts expensive Christmas decorations up this year, outside number 10. Gideon was overheard saying that Britain is going through its worst austerity cris...
View 'David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations'
Funny story: Black Friday - The Evil American Plot To Destroy Britain Is A Success!

Black Friday - The Evil American Plot To Destroy Britain Is A Success!

Friday, November 28th 2014 will reign as a black day in British history, black not only for the dark deeds done on that day but also for the foul American import that caused them - BLACK FRIDAY! Long accustomed to importing all new things American...
View 'Black Friday - The Evil American Plot To Destroy Britain Is A Success!'
Funny story: Move By Cameron To Target "Can't Be Bothered" Party

Move By Cameron To Target "Can't Be Bothered" Party

The newly formed "Apathy" party which sprung up almost overnight via social networking websites came in for a slamming by David Cameron at a meeting of The Conservative Party in Scunthorpe Working Men's club last night. "Apathy is endemic in our poli...
View 'Move By Cameron To Target "Can't Be Bothered" Party'
Funny story: Boris Says "Yes, I did steal the Manhole cover, but it wasn't a leadership coup in disguise"

Boris Says "Yes, I did steal the Manhole cover, but it wasn't a leadership coup in disguise"

Boris Johnson has admitted that he was the cheeky prankster who stole a manhole cover from outside David Cameron's Downing Street House, but he denies trying to remove him from Power. The announcement came after David Cameron was tonight to hospi...
View 'Boris Says "Yes, I did steal the Manhole cover, but it wasn't a leadership coup in disguise"'
Funny story: David Cameron 'more psychologically floored than Gorgon Brown' say WHO shrinks

David Cameron 'more psychologically floored than Gorgon Brown' say WHO shrinks

Geneva, Switzerland - A panel of eminent doctors at the World Head Organization has issued a damning report about the British PM. Four years of intensive screwtiny have produced a psychological profile of David Cameron that describes him as a shit...
View 'David Cameron 'more psychologically floored than Gorgon Brown' say WHO shrinks'
Funny story: Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators

Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators

A false bookcase in the British parliament buildings, the Houses of Parliament slid aside to reveal a panelled secret corridor yesterday. To the astonishment of decorators removing books, a well lit passage appeared, leading from the back of the V.I.
View 'Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators'
Funny story: Cameroon Proposes TV Debate with Class War

Cameroon Proposes TV Debate with Class War

Prime Minister, David Cameroon, has come up with a clever plan to embarrass Labour by promoting a TV debate with Class War before the next election. He argued that there was a 'groundswell of opinion that dismissed all the effing political parties...
View 'Cameroon Proposes TV Debate with Class War'
Funny story: Cameron reveals Scotland was adopted when it was a child

Cameron reveals Scotland was adopted when it was a child

Shocking revelations have risen from inside Whitehall, where today Prime Minister David Cameron revealed to all that Scotland was adopted when it was a very early age. "It gives me no pleasure to reveal that Scotland was an orphan country when we fo...
View 'Cameron reveals Scotland was adopted when it was a child'
Funny story: Cameron Celebrates Great Tory Truimph

Cameron Celebrates Great Tory Truimph

David Cameron is so enthused with the reception his speech at the Conservative Party Conference received in the Daily Mail he is ordering his whole Cabinet to wear black shirts as a mark of respect. Further, the praise from the Sun has encouraged...
View 'Cameron Celebrates Great Tory Truimph'
Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

In a leaked document written by a fired Royal Household butler, references were made to loud purrings, which sounded like a cat. Prince Philip was reported as saying that he had tried sleeping in the spare bedroom and putting down saucers of cream t...
View 'Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV'
Funny story: Windfall Tax On Scots After They Are Tricked Into Revealing Scotland's Assets

Windfall Tax On Scots After They Are Tricked Into Revealing Scotland's Assets

Chancellor Georgie MacOsbourne was today jubilant after accountants totted up Scotland's declared wealth. An immediate windfall tax has been approved of £100 per year per Scottish person. The normally canny and some say downright mean Scottish peo...
View 'Windfall Tax On Scots After They Are Tricked Into Revealing Scotland's Assets'
Funny story: Thousands Of Scots Didn't Know They Were Part Of U.K. Until Referendum

Thousands Of Scots Didn't Know They Were Part Of U.K. Until Referendum

Referendum exit poll results have revealed that most Scots only realised that they were part of the U.K. when they read the referendum question. Traumatised voters were yesterday reported to be queuing up in their thousands for post traumatic str...
View 'Thousands Of Scots Didn't Know They Were Part Of U.K. Until Referendum'
Funny story: Yes, Scotland Has No Bananas

Yes, Scotland Has No Bananas

Yes, Scotland has No bananas: 55% No bananas. As Katherine Hepburn once said about Fred Astaire, "Ginger Rogers made Fred more masculine." Like Ginger, Scotland made England more masculine. And as former Governor of Texas Ann Richards once pointed ou...
View 'Yes, Scotland Has No Bananas'
Funny story: Plan To Celebrate Scottish Independence By Putting Midget On The Moon Backfires

Plan To Celebrate Scottish Independence By Putting Midget On The Moon Backfires

A surprise plan to celebrate Scottish Independence by putting the female half of The Krankies on the moon backfired yesterday when it was realised that the intention had been to put the proposed Scottish Emblem, a swarm of midges, not midgets there.
View 'Plan To Celebrate Scottish Independence By Putting Midget On The Moon Backfires'
Funny story: David Cameron's Police State Britain

David Cameron's Police State Britain

10 Downing Street, LONDON: Over the past few days while jolly old Dave has been surfing, taking plenty of holidays, eating ice cream, there has been increasing Press reports of FEARS about security. Dave Cameron, a puppet for the New World Order,...
View 'David Cameron's Police State Britain'
Funny story: Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance

Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance

Liverpool, A homeless man forced to dig for a better way of life struck oil yesterday. Joe Murphy (50) originally from Bootle but homeless for the last 5 years due to devastating Tory cuts in welfare and unemployment assistance will now receive round...
View 'Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance'
Funny story: Cameron solves lack of own parliamentary powers for the North of England

Cameron solves lack of own parliamentary powers for the North of England

Cameron believes he has solved the problems of a lack of parliamentary powers for the North of England from a London centric society. In a radical move he plans to sell the North of England to China or Russia. Speaking to Daily Spoof reporter FBI...
View 'Cameron solves lack of own parliamentary powers for the North of England'

Showing page 1 (of 45 pages)
Breaking News...

Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 2?

4 24 7 23


65 readers are online right now!

Go to top