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Funny story: Paris vows to sue Faux News

Paris vows to sue Faux News

According to her agent, Paris Hillton may sue Faux News for referring to her erogenous zones as "no-man's lands." The comments, she whines, are "mean-spirited" and "insulting." She added, "My image has been prejudiced, and my honor has been sul...
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Funny story: PM Vows 100% Employment

PM Vows 100% Employment

BBC News has reported today that David Cameron has pledged the Tories will help Britain become "a nation of full employment." He has not stated a specific time frame for these proposals but hopes that they will happen soonish. This announcement a...
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Funny story: White House Queen's Chamber swept for bedbugs as UK PM Cameron gets the fluffy pillow routine

White House Queen's Chamber swept for bedbugs as UK PM Cameron gets the fluffy pillow routine

Washington - British diplomatic sources are adamant there will be no Jeffrey Epstein-style peroxide hanky-panky for David Cameron when he hunkers down for a White House sleepover tonight. "Besides," First Attache Sir Humpfree Whorsely commented, "...
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Funny story: Greens Respond To Cameron's TV Debate Threat

Greens Respond To Cameron's TV Debate Threat

Green Party leader, Maisie Daisy, has responded to Prime Minister David Cameron's threat not to take part in televised election debates if the Greens are not also present. "We have considered the Prime Minister's statement very carefully and, foll...
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Funny story: Cameron 'Always Destined for Greatness'

Cameron 'Always Destined for Greatness'

The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, along with numerous other long-standing acquaintances, have hinted for the first time, recently, that their old Etonian chum, David Cameron, was always destined for greatness. In an interview following the Scott...
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Funny story: Government To Re-Structure Pornography Industry

Government To Re-Structure Pornography Industry

A Government enquiry into the pornography industry has found it to be "top heavy". After the next election, changes will be made to cut out the waste and streamline the whole British Industry in line with Las Vegas and Russia. Implants will have to b...
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Funny story: David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

David Cameron in Angry Dispute with Neighbour over Christmas Decorations

David Cameron's next door neighbour Gideon has told him he will complain to the council if he puts expensive Christmas decorations up this year, outside number 10. Gideon was overheard saying that Britain is going through its worst austerity cris...
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Funny story: Black Friday - The Evil American Plot To Destroy Britain Is A Success!

Black Friday - The Evil American Plot To Destroy Britain Is A Success!

Friday, November 28th 2014 will reign as a black day in British history, black not only for the dark deeds done on that day but also for the foul American import that caused them - BLACK FRIDAY! Long accustomed to importing all new things American...
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Funny story: Move By Cameron To Target "Can't Be Bothered" Party

Move By Cameron To Target "Can't Be Bothered" Party

The newly formed "Apathy" party which sprung up almost overnight via social networking websites came in for a slamming by David Cameron at a meeting of The Conservative Party in Scunthorpe Working Men's club last night. "Apathy is endemic in our poli...
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Funny story: Boris Says "Yes, I did steal the Manhole cover, but it wasn't a leadership coup in disguise"

Boris Says "Yes, I did steal the Manhole cover, but it wasn't a leadership coup in disguise"

Boris Johnson has admitted that he was the cheeky prankster who stole a manhole cover from outside David Cameron's Downing Street House, but he denies trying to remove him from Power. The announcement came after David Cameron was tonight to hospi...
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Funny story: David Cameron 'more psychologically floored than Gorgon Brown' say WHO shrinks

David Cameron 'more psychologically floored than Gorgon Brown' say WHO shrinks

Geneva, Switzerland - A panel of eminent doctors at the World Head Organization has issued a damning report about the British PM. Four years of intensive screwtiny have produced a psychological profile of David Cameron that describes him as a shit...
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Funny story: Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators

Secret Room Found In British Government Building By Decorators

A false bookcase in the British parliament buildings, the Houses of Parliament slid aside to reveal a panelled secret corridor yesterday. To the astonishment of decorators removing books, a well lit passage appeared, leading from the back of the V.I.
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Funny story: Cameroon Proposes TV Debate with Class War

Cameroon Proposes TV Debate with Class War

Prime Minister, David Cameroon, has come up with a clever plan to embarrass Labour by promoting a TV debate with Class War before the next election. He argued that there was a 'groundswell of opinion that dismissed all the effing political parties...
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Funny story: Cameron reveals Scotland was adopted when it was a child

Cameron reveals Scotland was adopted when it was a child

Shocking revelations have risen from inside Whitehall, where today Prime Minister David Cameron revealed to all that Scotland was adopted when it was a very early age. "It gives me no pleasure to reveal that Scotland was an orphan country when we fo...
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Funny story: Cameron Celebrates Great Tory Truimph

Cameron Celebrates Great Tory Truimph

David Cameron is so enthused with the reception his speech at the Conservative Party Conference received in the Daily Mail he is ordering his whole Cabinet to wear black shirts as a mark of respect. Further, the praise from the Sun has encouraged...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

In a leaked document written by a fired Royal Household butler, references were made to loud purrings, which sounded like a cat. Prince Philip was reported as saying that he had tried sleeping in the spare bedroom and putting down saucers of cream t...
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Funny story: Windfall Tax On Scots After They Are Tricked Into Revealing Scotland's Assets

Windfall Tax On Scots After They Are Tricked Into Revealing Scotland's Assets

Chancellor Georgie MacOsbourne was today jubilant after accountants totted up Scotland's declared wealth. An immediate windfall tax has been approved of £100 per year per Scottish person. The normally canny and some say downright mean Scottish peo...
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Funny story: Thousands Of Scots Didn't Know They Were Part Of U.K. Until Referendum

Thousands Of Scots Didn't Know They Were Part Of U.K. Until Referendum

Referendum exit poll results have revealed that most Scots only realised that they were part of the U.K. when they read the referendum question. Traumatised voters were yesterday reported to be queuing up in their thousands for post traumatic str...
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