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Funny story: Pope Benedict challenges David Blaine to public miracle competition

Pope Benedict challenges David Blaine to public miracle competition

The Pope has challenged famous magician David Blaine to a public miracle competition. Pope Benedict told this website: "Yeah, yeah - I've seen what this Blaine can do.All very clever in its own way - fasting for days, frozen in time, fake drowning. B...
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Funny story: David Blaine Sets Record For A Male Watching "The View"

David Blaine Sets Record For A Male Watching "The View"

David Blaine sat in the background while The View was on live for four and a half days, breaking the old record set by Jonathon Winters two years ago, who made it through three days and fifteen minutes. "I knew this would be the Biggie", stated Bl...
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Funny story: David Blaine Number One Suspect As Mother-In-Law Disappears!

David Blaine Number One Suspect As Mother-In-Law Disappears!

Stunt man and Magician David Blaine's mother-in-law has disappeared and police are searching everywhere Blaine has been over the past four days. Actually he was in a block of ice inside the downstairs lobby of ABC's Good Morning America, but he wa...
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Funny story: Derren Brown Makes David Blaine Disappear

Derren Brown Makes David Blaine Disappear

LONDON - In what has got to be London-born magician Derren Brown's most amazing magical feat ever, he has managed to make Brooklyn-born magician David Blaine disappear. Last month at a magic show in Waterloo, Iowa, Blaine tried to make Brown disap...
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Funny story: David Blaine responsible for the credit crunch

David Blaine responsible for the credit crunch

David Blaine today revealed that the 'Credit Crunch' was his greatest illusion to date. The weirdo magician was said to be laughing on the other side of his face (a trick he perfected in 1998) at the turmoil in the global money markets. "I simp...
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Funny story: David Blaine to Hang by Testicles

David Blaine to Hang by Testicles

Las Vegas - David Blaine is preparing himself for the greatest stunt of his career. In three days, if all goes well, he plans to hang upside-down by his testicles from the famous Las Vegas landmark the Stratosphere tower. When the stunt was announ...
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Funny story: David Blaine Sued Over Cunning Stunt

David Blaine Sued Over Cunning Stunt

Stupid magician David Blaine was today being sued under the trades description act after his "Dive of Death" didn't cause his untimely death. Literally dozens of fans waited until the end of his stunt to see him "dive to his death." When this didn...
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Funny story: David Blaine's latest stunt will never be a record

David Blaine's latest stunt will never be a record

As David Blaine began his latest stunt, the Guinness World Records company have revealed that no matter how long he hangs it will not be a world record. Spokesman Cedric Bigglesworth said "Mr Blaine has forgotten that hanging upside down is nothin...
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Funny story: David Blaine To Work Mundane Job For Forty Five Years

David Blaine To Work Mundane Job For Forty Five Years

US illusionist David Blaine is to take on his biggest challenge yet in a feat of endurance that has silenced even his harshest critics. "I will go to new parts of my mind, " he said, "I will wake up at six thirty every morning and travel to an of...
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Funny story: David Blaine insists "I'm the reincarnation of Gandalf"

David Blaine insists "I'm the reincarnation of Gandalf"

Magic man David Blaine has made an outrageous claim saying he is "the reincarnation of Gandalf The Great". Whilst appearing on Oprah Winfrey last night, Blaine, 50, claimed that he is indeed the reincarnation of the famed wizard. "I've known fo...
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Funny story: David Blaine holds Mike Easley underwater for 17 minutes!

David Blaine holds Mike Easley underwater for 17 minutes!

American magician David Blaine set a new campaign stunt record yesterday by holding North Carolina governor Mike Easley, who said Tuesday that Ms Clinton "makes Rocky Balboa look like a pansy" and possibly derailing Hillary Clinton&...
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Funny story: David Blaine Sets Levitation Record by Lifting Oprah

David Blaine Sets Levitation Record by Lifting Oprah

CHICAGO, IL - The crowd was hushed. David Blaine's face was the picture of pure concentration. Oprah sat patiently in her signature interviewer's chair. Then suddenly, with a gasp from the crowd and a squeal from Oprah, the chair began to...
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Funny story: David Blaine holds in his own ego on Oprah

David Blaine holds in his own ego on Oprah

Delusionist David Blaine, held his ego in check for a full seventeen minutes 4 seconds on the Oprah Winfrey show today.
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Funny story: Exclusive: Jesus Christ Returns; Mistaken for David Blaine

Exclusive: Jesus Christ Returns; Mistaken for David Blaine

Action News 8, Billings Montana -- Jesus Christ was spotted descending down to earth in a remote region of Montana by a local couple and their two children yesterday. "I didn't know what was goin' on myself," stated eyewitness Joe Bob Chandler. "He...
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Funny story: David Blaine plans next magical stunt

David Blaine plans next magical stunt

Street magician David Blaine has announced his latest daring stunt.
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Funny story: David Blaine's Next Stunt: Eaten Alive!

David Blaine's Next Stunt: Eaten Alive!

(New York) David Blaine, known for his unique style of street magic and outrageous, death-defying stunts, has planned his next big attraction which he is calling "Eaten Alive."...
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Funny story: Royal Navy Cock-A-Hoop As Magic Stunt Goes Wrong

Royal Navy Cock-A-Hoop As Magic Stunt Goes Wrong

Street magician, David Blaine, is the toast of the Royal Navy today but because his latest illusion went spectacularly wrong in Portsmouth Naval Dockyard.
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Funny story: Blaine Attempts His Most Audacious Stunt Ever

Blaine Attempts His Most Audacious Stunt Ever

Weirdo street magician, David Blaine, has announced his latest stunt to be entitled 'Sod all'...
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