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Two old frauds in TV junk science love-in

Funny story: Two old frauds in TV junk science love-in

Washington - The President of the United Snakes of America and a Brit Reality TV con artist famous for faking the Beeb's wildlife documentaries have appeared in a televised White House junk science rant. Barack Obama and ageing UK naturalist (sic...

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David Attenborough - Bans Human Evolution!

Funny story: David Attenborough - Bans Human Evolution!

Following on from yesterdays evolution bullshit that humans were growing taller with bigger penii, Sir David Attenborough has now announced a halt to human evolution. The surprise move, where evolution is an unguided genetic phenomena moulded by n...

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Science to be no longer taught in school - Dawkins in rapture!

Funny story: Science to be no longer taught in school - Dawkins in rapture!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins and his loopy crones are celebrating following a new ruling that will prevent any questioning of the religion of evolution to the poor children in our schools. The Department for indoct...

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Thieving Penguin On 'Frozen Planet' "Was A Scouser. Probably."

Funny story: Thieving Penguin On 'Frozen Planet' "Was A Scouser. Probably."

According to at least one school of thought, the thieving penguin on David Attenborough's BBC smash hit series 'Frozen Planet' was probably a Scouser. So says Donald Skoob, 93, a janitor at Salford University. Viewers of the nature documentary...

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'We faked the Royal Wedding too' says BBC

Funny story: 'We faked the Royal Wedding too' says BBC

London - 'The Corporation's been airbrushing people's perceptions for decades so tonight's revelation isn't such a big deal' was the gist of a PR statement issued tonight. News of the latest bit of Beeb quackery comes amid reports that 'it all sta...

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BBC denies hoodwinking viewers

Funny story: BBC denies hoodwinking viewers

The BBC, renowned for making computer generated space and pro-evolution dinosaur propaganda programmes is today in hot water over it's latest hit - Frozen Planet. Footage of baby Polar Bears in a dutch zoo, was interspersed with footage of Polar B...

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Evolutionists - the master race!

Funny story: Evolutionists - the master race!

Evolution fundamentalists are now demanding the banning of 'Creationism' in science lessons in our children's schools. This despite the fact that it isn't actually taught in schools. Apparently, the belief that man's ancestors were once hydrogen atom...

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Wildcat Strikes All Over Scotland

Funny story: Wildcat Strikes All Over Scotland

Scotland has been hit by a wave of wildcat strikes and the disruption is liable to last all summer. World famous naturalist Richard Attenborough, spokesman for the wildcats, explained the reason for their extreme action : "For years, wildcats t...

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The Lost Tribe Of Putney Common. Part 1

Funny story: The Lost Tribe Of Putney Common. Part 1

Hello, my name is David Atticbutter, and I am a nosey bastard that finds lost civilisations and tells the whole world where they live, and then fucking destroys them. During one of my treks I came across evidence that there is a lost tribe living on Putney Common. Which is in fact, in Putney, south west London. That is why it is named Putney Common. This is the story of my encounter. Monday...

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Paxo makes gains, Fry falls, on National Treasure Index

Funny story: Paxo makes gains, Fry falls, on National Treasure Index

Business news - and there have been spectacular falls on the National Treasures Index today, with Both Stephen Fry and Alan Davies closing down. Both stocks falling a unprecedented 10W (Whiteleys) as a result of off-colour jokes made about the Japane...

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Sir Attenborough Quits TV After Tribe Encounter

Funny story: Sir Attenborough Quits TV After Tribe Encounter

World famous documentary filmmaker and nature lover, David Attenborough has quit television after declaring the world is now, "too small to explore." In an interview with BBC radio, the 84 year old national treasure poured his heart out, after re...

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Sir David Attenborough gives his life to save the planet

Funny story: Sir David Attenborough gives his life to save the planet

Veteran programme maker, Sir David Attenborough has joined a new group that is dedicated to reducing the population of humans on this planet. He has become the patron of the Optimum Population Trust. He told In Seine News; "The rate of growth of...

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Sir David Attenborough A "Complete Hypocrite"

Funny story: Sir David Attenborough A "Complete Hypocrite"

The legendary broadcaster Sir David Attenborough is today outed as a complete and utter hypocrite. After decades making a living showing animals humping he has announced that he wants to control the number of times humans shag. "The population is...

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David Attenborough receives ASBO from dolphins

Funny story: David Attenborough receives ASBO from dolphins

Sir David Attenborough, the face and voice of British natural history programmes, was left bewildered yesterday at having received an ASBO following filming of his new series "The lives of dolphins." As a result of an order he is banned from approach...

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Keep it down in there...

Funny story: Keep it down in there...

The quiet men of entertainment, Whispering Bob Harris, and David Attenborough today surprised many in the BBC Canteen with a shout off. The two who are very close friends said they were sick and tired of people not being able to hear them properly...

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David Attenborough's next series - Life in my backyard

Funny story: David Attenborough's next series - Life in my backyard

Television Legend David Attenborough has revealed the ideas behind his next series. It is to be called 'Life in my backyard'.

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Sir David Attenborough To Receive Lifetime Recognition Awards From BBC And Queen

Funny story: Sir David Attenborough To Receive Lifetime Recognition Awards From BBC And Queen

Sir David Attenborough, the iconic British broadcaster, is to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award from the BBC for his long and distinguished service to the animal kingdom. He is also to be honoured by the Queen.

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Giant Tortoise found washed up on Cornish Beach

Funny story: Giant Tortoise found washed up on Cornish Beach

Walking on a beach these days, you can find almost anything; buckets, spades, motorcycles, chocolate biscuits, wooden decking, seaweed and even condoms. Much of these items come from an alarming rise in shipwrecks these days. Many of...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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