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Funny story: Kim Jong un "Glad About" D.L.T. Verdict

Kim Jong un "Glad About" D.L.T. Verdict

Kim Jong un announced today that his advisers have informed him that D.L.T baps are off the menu on international flights after a trial period. The tasting committee's verdict was announced this morning. The fattening sandwiches (Dutch cheese, let...
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Funny story: Beards are 'fair game' says DLT

Beards are 'fair game' says DLT

Dave Lee Travis has blasted the British justice system for targeting celebs with beards and glasses. 'It's clear to me, as it should be to everybody else, if you wear a beard and glasses you are ten times more likely to be found guilty of sex off...
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Funny story: BBC Shelves Top Of The Pops

BBC Shelves Top Of The Pops

Due to the amount of t.o.t.p presenters who have now been in trouble with the law, the b.b.c have finally held their hands up and admitted it's time to axe all Top of the Pops repeats on b.b.c.4 + any future planned events. The list of crimes include...
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Funny story: Noel Edmonds "Gotcha" Goes Too Far Claims DLT

Noel Edmonds "Gotcha" Goes Too Far Claims DLT

Former Radio 1 DJ Dave Lee Travis, who was found not guilty earlier this month of 12 counts of indecent assault believes that fellow former DJ and long term friend Noel Edmonds went to far with his latest "Gotcha" stunt made famous during Edmond's Sa...
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Funny story: Barking woman's horror as Dave Lee Travis teapot 'grows horns'

Barking woman's horror as Dave Lee Travis teapot 'grows horns'

Isle of Dogs - "I swear it looked like hexoplasm was coming out of the spout," shocked Barking resident Mrs Nora Titzoff said today as news of the paranormal 'attack' went viral in Lamp Post Avenue. Speaking to local reporters the retired special...
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Funny story: Bruce Forsyth Thought to be a Soviet Spy

Bruce Forsyth Thought to be a Soviet Spy

Papers released by the government today under the accidental off-side rule, reveal that during the height of the cold war, Britain's intelligence service -MI6, carried out a wide ranging investigation of the popular entertainer Bruce Forsyth. Init...
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Funny story: Sir Jimmy Savile Completes London Marathon Only 6 Years Behind The Pace!

Sir Jimmy Savile Completes London Marathon Only 6 Years Behind The Pace!

Cigar-chuffing, big chair-sitting and former top Radio 1 DJ, Sir Jimmy Savile, has finally crossed the finishing line on London's Mall, following his completion of the London Marathon 2005! Crowds of at one point, up to two, turned out to see the...
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Funny story: DLT to be Wookie

DLT to be Wookie

Beloved former DJ Dave Lee 'The Hairy Cornflake' Travis is set to star in a Pantomime version of Star Wars. Many former DJ's will feature, including Pat 'High 5' Sharp as Luke Skywalker, Noel Edmonds as Han Solo and Keith Chegwin as Jedi Master Yo...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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