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The Case Against Recreation - Part 17: Dice & Darts

Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 17: Dice & Darts

Dice & Darts- Dice games are another asinine activity usually played in sleazy bars and urban alleys by brain-dead boozehounds that are too drunk to play a smarter game. They roll the dice and instantly lose their life savings, and there is little chance they will ever recoup that seventeen dollars. A distinct breed of cretin is instinctively drawn to the game of Darts. It's a...

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Elgin Marbles Row - Britain Cheated, Claims Greek Games Minister

Funny story: Elgin Marbles Row - Britain Cheated, Claims Greek Games Minister

The Greek minister for skipping and street games, Mr. Aristos Popadopalus Papadopolus has accused the late Lord Elgin of cheating and using illegally weighted marbles in the 1800 contest in which he won a ship full of priceless "marble" marbles.

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Righties vs. Lefties Extreme Darts Challenge to be Held

Funny story: Righties vs. Lefties Extreme Darts Challenge to be Held

LONDON, ENGLAND - The Righties vs. Lefties Extreme Darts Challenge will be held at the Alexandra Palace next month, according to the Professional Darts Corporation. Gowan McCowan, spokesman for the group stated, "We are going to have a Righties ve...

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Chicago Bans Dart Boards In All Drinking Establishments

Funny story: Chicago Bans Dart Boards In All Drinking Establishments

CHICAGO - The Chicago City Council has just issued a city mandate that will prohibit all drinking establishments including bars, lounges, clubs, and cantinas within the city limits from having a dart board on the premises. The CCC took this measur...

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Darts Legend Eric Bristow Thrown Out Of The Jungle

Funny story: Darts Legend Eric Bristow Thrown Out Of The Jungle

Former 80's darling of the dart board Eric Bristow has ended his stay in the jungle after viewers voted him out of ITV's seemingly never-ending 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!' Finishing a credible fourth, the former King of the oche was as b...

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Cheltenham Dart Team form the British Javelin Medal Hopes

Funny story: Cheltenham Dart Team form the British Javelin Medal Hopes

The three members of the Cheltenham and District Darts Club have been roped in at the last minute to compete for the British Javelin team after it was discovered that Britain's current medal hopes have all been struck down with Repetitive Strain Inju...

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Spelling Bees to Incorporate Darts

Funny story: Spelling Bees to Incorporate Darts

Spelling Bees will look differently beginning next year as officials have decided to eliminate contestants spelling words aloud. Instead, participants will throw darts at the correct word. The announced will say the word, and the speller will s...

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Lewis beats Hamilton in World Darts Grand Prix final

Funny story: Lewis beats Hamilton in World Darts Grand Prix final

In the final of the darts grand prix last night, Adrian Lewis beat Andy Hamilton in a pulsating final that was almost as interesting as watching men drive cars very fastly round a circular track for hours on end until waved to stop by a flag. Afte...

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Angela Merkel's Darts Roundup

Funny story: Angela Merkel's Darts Roundup

Guten tag, darts fans, it's your friendly Chancellor Angela Merkel here. Grab yourself a beer and turn up the oompah band, and let's enjoy that very German game, darts. Since the demilitarisation of Deutschland in 1945, Germans have not been allowed to fire weapons, blow things up, or act in the slightest way improperly, without being severely punished. So it is that every German loves to go do...

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Britain Bestrides the World - In Slacks

Funny story: Britain Bestrides the World - In Slacks

The nation consoled itself today in the face of mounting sporting setbacks by proudly acknowledging the one area of sport where British dominance is unchecked. Recent evidence that the nations footballers, tennis players, rugby players, track athl...

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Balotelli In Training Ground Incident

Funny story: Balotelli In Training Ground Incident

Troubled Man City star Mario Balotelli has been involved in another incident with the club. Its emerged that, only days after being sent off in the Champions League tie against Dynamo Kiev, the striker is alleged to have thrown a dart at a youth p...

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British Darts Champion to Open Acupuncture Clinic

Funny story: British Darts Champion to Open Acupuncture Clinic

2009 World Dart Champion, Dudley Wang, has announced the planned opening of a new-age acupuncture clinic in London's North-End, this late summer. A product of both proper British breeding as well as Eastern science and philosophy, Dudley Wang is t...

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Mark Low Ton for John Lowe

Funny story: Mark Low Ton for John Lowe

One of the greatest Legends of Darts, and three times World Darts Champion, was John Lowe, who in his prime was such a good darts player that there used to be a saying when he threw his three darts, "Mark Low Ton" because he used to score regular to...

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Supergran challenges the Power

Funny story: Supergran challenges the Power

Supergran alias great-grandmother, Georgina Anderson plays darts for her local team at ninety years of age, and helps them soar up the league tables in Aberdeen. The Supergran, has now challenged World Darts Champion Phil The Power Taylor, to a da...

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It started with a Miss never thought it would come to this.

Funny story: It started with a Miss never thought it would come to this.

Dart Player David Cameron was involved in a darts match at his local pub the Drunken Duck which got totally out of hand. Firstly lets make it clear that this David Cameron is no relation to that other David Cameron that looks like he is going to be n...

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Special Darts for Left Handed Dart Players

Funny story: Special Darts for Left Handed Dart Players

New Darts have been created for left handed dart players which may give them an advantage over right handed players it has been announced today. LH Darts of Portsmouth, have developed new darts after years of research, and now left handed players...

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Robert Pattinson gets some advice from a King

Funny story: Robert Pattinson gets some advice from a King

Robert Pattinson the actor who was in that Vampire film Twilight is uncomfortable with the fame that has come with success. Pattinson claims he is suffering serious hearing problems because everywhere he goes he is met with the shrieks and screams of...

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Big Barney in Belfast as Orangeman goes Berserk

Funny story: Big Barney in Belfast as Orangeman goes Berserk

There was a Big Barney in Belfast last night as Dutch player Raymond Barneveld the 5 times World Darts Champion went berserk after he was beaten by the magic darts of Australian Simon Whitlock who is known as the Wizard. Barney bashed in the door...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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