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Funny story: New Star Wars book exposes explosive secret

New Star Wars book exposes explosive secret

An explosive new book about the goings on behind the scenes on the set of Star Wars revealed that Darth Vader was actually two people in the costume, one who was permanently asleep, hence you could hear the breathing... Dave Prowse, who was credit...
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Funny story: Luke Skywalker Still Receives Therapy for Falling Passionately in Love With Sister

Luke Skywalker Still Receives Therapy for Falling Passionately in Love With Sister

Hollywood - Though it has been nearly 35 years since his discovery of the fact Princess Leia was his twin sister, Luke has yet to totally come to grips with the reality of the situation. Today a balding man with a beer belly, Luke opened up and spill...
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Funny story: Jedis get own church in Stoke

Jedis get own church in Stoke

The religion "Jediism" which was spawned from the popular movie franchise Star Wars is set to get its own holy place in Stoke on Trent. This ground breaking news for the religion comes after a petition was started by local "Jedis" Barry and Sus...
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Funny story: Immigration Officials Shut Down Death Star

Immigration Officials Shut Down Death Star

The Empire has been thrown in to turmoil this week, as immigration officers from a combined league of Border Agencies, stormed the battle station 'Death Star', as it orbited planet Earth. Wojtek Brzezinski of the UK Border Agency told us "our offi...
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Funny story: Darth Vader to go into the Big Brother house?

Darth Vader to go into the Big Brother house?

Plans to mark the thirty fifth anniversary of Star Wars next year began in earnest today, with many of the events planned for the UK in recognition of the role played by Pinewood Studios. As part of the proposed celebrations, television executive...
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Funny story: Darth Vader Films Public Service Announcement About Emphysema

Darth Vader Films Public Service Announcement About Emphysema

Los Angeles, CA-- The dark visage of Darth Vader will appear on television screens, beginning in October. The Sith Lord is making a public service announcement (PSA), to warn people of the dangers of emphysema. The evil man wants to warn other pote...
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Funny story: North Korean Leader Changes Name to Darth Jong-il

North Korean Leader Changes Name to Darth Jong-il

North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has changed his name to Darth Jong-il, claiming that his original name does not inspire fear or respect in the western world. "While Kim is a respected family name in Korea, our esteemed leader is very aware that i...
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Funny story: Darth Vader Loves Smoking Weed

Darth Vader Loves Smoking Weed

The Battlestar - Darth Vader released a press statement today singing the praises of marijuana, and all the joy cannabis has brought him. The Sith Lord wants weed to grow on every planet in the Empire, and for everybody to smoke it. He believes smo...
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Funny story: Part 1: Jedi Knight Attack The Spoof Alliance and Deaf Star

Part 1: Jedi Knight Attack The Spoof Alliance and Deaf Star

Tatoomein - Today as the double son/daugter rose and got out of bed, siamese twins Luke Pissgum Skywalker and sister Leia Pissgum Skywalker decided to call on their Jedi mentor Yoga. "Mocked you are, respect you are not, no more you fairest in all the land," chortled Yoga. "But Yoga," replied Luke, "We defeated Lord Vapor and his merry men in green tights and we even destroyed a Yoko Ono con...
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Funny story: Darth Vader Lands World Cup Stadium Announcer Job

Darth Vader Lands World Cup Stadium Announcer Job

Listen carefully when Greece take on Argentina next Tuesday at the Peter Mokaba Stadium, Polokwane. As well as the relentless drone of the Vuvuzelas, a familiar voice can be heard as substitutes' details are called out, the attendance is announced an...
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Funny story: Bin Laden To Rebuild Death Star.

Bin Laden To Rebuild Death Star.

Work has begun on the third incarnation of the universally feared Death Star. Financing the project is Osama Bin Laden and the USA. We spoke to him from his cave in Afghanistan. "I first met Darth Vader back in '83. We sparked up quite a relati...
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Funny story: Darth Vader Told "Take Outfit Off If You Want To Attend College"

Darth Vader Told "Take Outfit Off If You Want To Attend College"

Darth Vader has been turned away from Burnley Technical College for attending in his full outfit. Dressed from head to toe in black Vader certainly cuts an imposing figure. It was feared that he may intimidate other students and disrupt the learning...
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Funny story: Darth Vader blamed for fall of Woolworth's

Darth Vader blamed for fall of Woolworth's

It is understood that workers in Woolworths hold Sith Over-lord Darth Vader responsible for the current parlous state of the chain's finances. Vader, who starred in an advert with the shop's mascots Woolie the Sheep and Worth the Dog selling a che...
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Funny story: Darth Vader's wish to wear more colour

Darth Vader's wish to wear more colour

In a brand new series of television treat, What not to wear, latest guest Darth Vader wishes he could wear more colour, as he feels black is too limiting a colour. Speaking to Trinny and Susanah the feared Sith Over-lord said: 'I do appreciate th...
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Funny story: Darth Vader runs for president

Darth Vader runs for president

Just hours after Ralph Nader has announced he is to run for president, Darth Vader has also thrown his helmet into the presidential ring.
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Funny story: McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

Steve McClaren, the England manager now being hailed as the Greatest Ever Englishman from York, may have used 'The Force' to obtain a favourable result for his team in the Israel/Russia match on Saturday.
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Funny story: Darth Vader regrets working for Woolworths

Darth Vader regrets working for Woolworths

Lord Vader, the asthmatic anti-hero of space documentary Star Wars has recently lamented the down turn in his career which now sees him working for Woolworths.
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Funny story: Death Star - Not the best present ever

Death Star - Not the best present ever

Darth Vader, the villian of Space based documentary Star Wars has admitted that buying a Death Star for his long -estranged daughter Princess Leia was probably not the best move.
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