A few short days ago Darnell McDonald lived, watched sunsets as a Red Sox, but now lies in the New York Yankees dugout.
Worse yet, scarce heard amid the media cry, the Yankees swooped down and emasculated our favorite Red Sox Samson.
Not a day...
Darnell McDonald graced the Red Sox for a few years, looking hotter than a Chippendale dancer in the dugout. Alas, at the plate he looks like a man without a g-string.
Darnell may be free of the Red Sox just in time to do the sequel to the hit m...
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