The real estate tycoon formerly known as Donald Trump has gone completely to the dark side and is now known as Darth Hirsutias.
At a press conference from Traitors Towers, formerly Trump Towers, the dark lord Hirsutias explained the name change an...
News from the death star is that beloved Muppet Kermit the Frog has joined the dark side. The hero to many who grew up in the late 1970's and early 1980's is now serving alongside Darth Vader, and Mr Burns from The Simpsons.
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