When Mark finally came to he was in a white room on a ornate white poster bed. Bright sun shone through huge gothic castle windows and glinted off of the padlock that held his ropes taught. A light fog hung just off of the floor, making the whole thing seem very dream like to him. The ceiling was easily 60 feet tall, with paintings of angels.
"Your awake," said a soft gentle voice, but he could...
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Vatican City-- In an effort to increase funds in a slumping world economy the Vatican announced Thursday that it was reinstating the medieval practice of selling indulgences. An official statement released early yesterday morning cited the primary re...
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