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Funny story: Fireworks as Trident 'third way' launched

Fireworks as Trident 'third way' launched

In a surprise announcement this morning the Treasury Secretary, Danny Alexander, has disclosed a 'third option' for the austerity Trident programme. Rather than cutting the committed contracts for the boats themselves, the government will keep 3 out...
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Funny story: Danny Alexander to Change Middle Name by Deed Poll

Danny Alexander to Change Middle Name by Deed Poll

Chief Secretary of the Treasury, Danny Alexander, has today confirmed that he has been asked to officially change his middle name from "Grain" to the more commonly used "Fucking". "It's true," said Alexander himself, whilst straightening George Os...
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Funny story: Danny Alexander protests that he "cannot possibly be a Tory"

Danny Alexander protests that he "cannot possibly be a Tory"

Chief Secretary to the Treasury Danny Alexander today explained candidly the background his political beliefs to lobby journalists at Westminster. Alexander spoke at an exclusive briefing arranged after his most recent hatchet job on behalf of what is in fact, a Conservative Government. Look, I accept that I work for the Tories, always agree with the Tories and constantly sound off in exactl...
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Funny story: Dangerous, demented, Danny

Dangerous, demented, Danny

Police in Inverness have collected a middle aged man, with ginger hair, from the Bus Station in Inverness. Locals waiting for their buses had become alarmed at the increasingly bizarre behaviour of the man. "He appeared to be carrying a House o...
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Funny story: Ginger Rodents React Angrily to Danny Alexander Comparisons

Ginger Rodents React Angrily to Danny Alexander Comparisons

Deputy leader of the Labour Party Harriet Harman has been forced into a grovelling apology, after ginger rodents reacted angrily to suggestions that they resemble Coalition Treasury spokesman Danny Alexander. Spokesman for the Guinea pig Defence L...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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