Fans have suffered exquisite torture at the hands of the Celtics GM Danny Ainge.
Of course, even the horrors of the Auto de fe or the Inquisition required more than just the Grand Inquisitor.
The Boston media has provided more chills than Joan...
Kevin Garnett doth protest too much. He keeps saying he is a Boston Celtic player for life. He knows life is too short-even to spend the rest of his career with Shorty Rondo.
If Queen Gertrude of Hamlet knew nothing, then Garnett is the maste...
Kevin McHale may pass to Danny Ainge. It won't be the first time. Those two have played pass and shoot more often off court than on.
Kevin McHale, coach of the Houston Rockets, may again ride to the rescue of the Boston Celtics. He seems to like c...
Celtics fans may wish the team would make like Elvis Presley singing, "Hound Dog," when it comes to making banjo eyes to next season's team.
Instead, it looks like the Danny Ainge will be humming, "How Much is That Doggie in the Window?"
Out of town reporters are scooping the Boston press yet again.
Locals have been checking Craig's List for the best bargain, but the Celtics are moving product over at e-Bay.
Danny Ainge insists that he has made "zero" calls to anyone in an att...
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