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Minogue sisters charged with attempted bribery of disabled person

Kylie Minogue has reportedly made a statement about the attempted bribery of a disabled person last week. It is reported that Miss Minogue, who is 46 years of age, was at a book signing at a local mall when a mobility scooter with police equipment...

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Television Talent Show Transfer Window Opens

Funny story: Television Talent Show Transfer Window Opens

January is always a busy time of year for tv talent shows as the increasingly written about 'transfer window' opens and top telly shows scramble to secure the services of a established judge or rising star. The first big name transfer of the new...

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All Change At American X Factor As Cheryl Cole Is Fired And Pippa Middleton Is Hired!

Funny story: All Change At American X Factor As Cheryl Cole Is Fired And Pippa Middleton Is Hired!

The storm surrounding the sensational sacking of Cheryl Cole from American X Factor shows no signs of abating this morning, with the rumour mill working overtime processing and devouring snippet after snippet concerning the amazing axeing of the UK's...

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Dannii Minogue Devastated Over Being Fired From 'X-Factor'

Funny story: Dannii Minogue Devastated Over Being Fired From 'X-Factor'

LONDON - This years X-Factor will hardly be recognizable. Three of the four judges are gone including Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, and now Dannii Minogue. Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell left to return to America where he is putting the finishi...

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Danni Minogue Quits As X Factor Judge

Funny story: Danni Minogue Quits As X Factor Judge

The future of the X Factor has been thrown into confusion by Danni Minogue's last minute decision to resign as a judge on the programme. Minogue has had to withdraw as the X Factor schedule clashes with her commitment to appear as a judge on Austr...

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Simon Cowell May Be Replacing X-Factor Judge Dannii Minogue With His Fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy

Funny story: Simon Cowell May Be Replacing X-Factor Judge Dannii Minogue With His Fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy

LONDON - Since the departure of X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole to America to be with her boyfriend Derek Hough, aka "The Dancing Dude" Simon Cowell has been trying to figure out who to replace Chezza with. And although he has not yet made his final de...

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Simon Cowell Is Touting Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole To Replace His Ex-Wife Cheryl Cole As A Judge On "X-Factor"

Funny story: Simon Cowell Is Touting Chelsea Footballer Ashley Cole To Replace His Ex-Wife Cheryl Cole As A Judge On "X-Factor"

LONDON - Simon Cowell, who Queen Elizabeth II herself has remarked will soon become the richest man in The United Kingdom, has stated who he would like to see replace Cheryl Cole as judge on his highly rated reality show X-Factor. Cowell, the man...

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Goden Grobes - Thai Tannic

Funny story: Goden Grobes - Thai Tannic

Astonishing news just in that James Cameron has bowed to Far Eastern pressure and will film a Chinese version of the already world famous disaster film. Interest has been huge and actors already signed up. Dannii Minogue will play the Captain,...

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X-Factor Cast-Off Wagner Carrilho To Tour With The All-Girl Band, The Saturdays

Funny story: X-Factor Cast-Off Wagner Carrilho To Tour With The All-Girl Band, The Saturdays

LONDON - Wagner Fiuza Carrilho's facial expression has gone from a blitheringly bleak frown to a bloomingly blissful smile. The Brazilian-born singer was eliminated from X-Factor during the past weekend. Carrilho reportedly told his personal hair...

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X-Factor's Katie Waissel Hits The Bottle and Begins Her Unbridled Ranting and Raving

Funny story: X-Factor's Katie Waissel Hits The Bottle and Begins Her Unbridled Ranting and Raving

LONDON - Katie Waissel, who found herself in X-Factor's bottom two this weekend, reportedly smuggled in a bottle of Robin Hood Straight-As-An-Arrow Whisky into her dressing room and proceeded to drink away her depressed disappointment. The 24-year...

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X Factor Judge Dannii "No Punchbag," Says Expert

Funny story: X Factor Judge Dannii "No Punchbag," Says Expert

Dannii Minogue's claims that she is just a punchbag on the X Factor have been rubbished by a British expert. Dannii made the claim yesterday at the launch of a fashion range at a posh London store. She told reporters: "This series is the most i...

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X Factor fake talent, storm in a brew-ha-ha, hullabaloo type headline

Funny story: X Factor fake talent, storm in a brew-ha-ha, hullabaloo type headline

The X Factor has become embroiled in a new "auto-tune" row after fans accused editors of using technology to make their cars go faster and make some contestants sound less talentless. Simon Cowling who drives a very fast car said "all I did was ge...

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Kylie outrage at brother's birth!

Daniel Synagogue, famous ugly sister of Kylie, today gave birth to a bouncing baby boy during an X Factor audition. Simon Cowell felt that the bounce wasn't as impressive as Susan Boil's audition, whilst Pierced Organ felt it. Commenting on the n...

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Dannii Minogue Gives Birth To Baby Jackal

Funny story: Dannii Minogue Gives Birth To Baby Jackal

Doctors in Australia were showing concern tonight, as they gathered around the bedside of the X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue after she had earlier given birth - to a jackal! Minogue, 38, the singer, actress, model and TV personality who has never h...

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X-Factor Starting Soon - Morons Come Out To Play

Funny story: X-Factor Starting Soon - Morons Come Out To Play

Oh Lord - the X-Factor season will soon be upon us again, as could be reasonably assumed by the three thousand morons who turned out to audition for the show in Manchester. It's pretty much business as usual for Simon Cowell and co as they take th...

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Simon Cowell Says Dannii Minogue Is Out As X-Factor Judge and Ex-Spice Girl Mel B. Is In

LONDON - After weeks and weeks of rampant speculation as to whether or not pregnant X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue would return or not the question has been answered by none other than "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Simon Cowell. Cowell stated that if he...

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Dannii Minogue Down Under In Australia Is Attacked By A Kangaroo

Funny story: Dannii Minogue Down Under In Australia Is Attacked By A Kangaroo

MELBOURNE - X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue and her boyfriend Chris Smith were out in the bush shooting nature photos of the animals of the outback when she was suddenly attacked from the rear by a kangaroo. Smith said that he was zooming in on a pa...

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Dannii Minogue Says She Resents Living In Cheryl Cole's "Nude" Shadow

Funny story: Dannii Minogue Says She Resents Living In Cheryl Cole's "Nude" Shadow

LONDON - X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue revealed to her hairdresser that she is beginning to resent living in Cheryl Cole's nude shadow. Minogue said that every time she picks up The London Hand-Held Daily Mirror, The Nottingham Messenger, or The P...

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