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Funny story: Danielle Staub's Sex Tape Co-Star: Please Don't Tell Anyone I Banged Her!

Danielle Staub's Sex Tape Co-Star: Please Don't Tell Anyone I Banged Her!

The man whose meat whistle is prominently featured poking the cervix of Real Housewives Of New Jersey "star" Danielle Staub has implored the film's distributor not to reveal his identity. "Please, no one can know I was with her," said the anonymo...
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Funny story: Jade Goody News: House Of Commons To Intervene?

Jade Goody News: House Of Commons To Intervene?

Writers who endlessly write spoof stories about terminally-ill former reality TV star Jade Goody have been the subject of discussion in Prime Minster's Question Time this morning, according to reports from the House Of Commons. Jade, about as Comm...
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Funny story: Big Brother Back Amid New Controversy

Big Brother Back Amid New Controversy

Big Brother returns to the nation's TV screens this Thursday amid a new controversy over the lack of any new controversy over the show, which thrives on controversy and, of course, scandal.
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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Axed To Combat Racism

Celebrity Big Brother Axed To Combat Racism

Celebrity Big Brother, the show at the centre of a major racism row, will not be back on our screens next year, according to gossip garnered by this writer on a bus today.
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Funny story: Big Brother Gerry Deserted By Gay Voters

Big Brother Gerry Deserted By Gay Voters

Gerry Stegosaurus, the clever-clogs 31-year-old Greek-born Big Brother contestant, sensationally became the 10th person to be evicted from the show last night, when the gay voters he had been dependi...
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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty Unveiled As New Leeds United Manager

Shilpa Shetty Unveiled As New Leeds United Manager

Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty was this morning unveiled as the surprise new manager of League One Leeds United, as the Yorkshire club set out its stall to put its own name back in bright lights.
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Funny story: Big Brother Shabnam: The Post-eviction Interview

Big Brother Shabnam: The Post-eviction Interview

Big Brother 2007 got its first regulation evictee last night when Shabnam Biryani was booted out of the House to a crescendo of booing from the crowd of around 10,000 people waiting outside.
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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Danielle Speaks Out On Current Crop Of Dimwits

Celebrity Big Brother Danielle Speaks Out On Current Crop Of Dimwits

Celebrity Big Brother housemate Danielle Lloyd has spoken out about current dimwitted participants Charley and Chanelle.
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Funny story: Big Brother 8 Endemol In Trouble Over Body Parts Donation Gameshow

Big Brother 8 Endemol In Trouble Over Body Parts Donation Gameshow

Big Brother creators Endemol are in the news again after a programme in which a terminally-ill woman selects one of three patients to receive her kidneys after her death, was given the all-clear for broadcast on
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Funny story: Celebrities Bitch-Slap For Top Shrek and Donkey Roles

Celebrities Bitch-Slap For Top Shrek and Donkey Roles

The casting of Broadway production of Shrek was turning into a celebrity catfight today as scores of ugly celebrities and their pukeworthy sidekicks bitch-slapped each other for a chance at the two lead roles on offer.
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Funny story: Dannielle Lloyd Steps Out with Black Boyf

Dannielle Lloyd Steps Out with Black Boyf

Liver-slag Danielle Lloyd today stepped out with her new beau, conspicuously black football player Marcus Bent of Charlton Athletic.
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Funny story: Bollywood Stars' Multi Million Dollar Wedding

Bollywood Stars' Multi Million Dollar Wedding

Bollywood heartthrob Abhishek Bachchan and top actress Aishwarya Rai were married yesterday in a ceremony that brought most of Mumbai to a standstill.
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Funny story: West Midlands Town Is Hotbed Of Ugliness

West Midlands Town Is Hotbed Of Ugliness

A West Midlands town has been declared the "Ugliest Town In Britain" according to an article in a style magazine. Dudley, near Birmingham, itself no picture, won the accolade, beating 750 other towns and cities throughout the UK, says the article in...
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Funny story: Danielle bedded David Beckham?

Danielle bedded David Beckham?

Shamed celebrity Big Brother diva Danielle Lloyd was today accused of having an affair with David Beckham. Only days after being given the boot by Teddy Sheringham, Danielle was reported to have been...
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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Jade Goody In Embarrassing India Mix-up

Celebrity Big Brother Jade Goody In Embarrassing India Mix-up

MUMBLE:Jade Goody arrived here in India last night to a tumultuous welcome from a 500,000 crowd at Kapil Dev International airport. One man rushed forward with a spear, but was restrained by security guards who told him that, only if...
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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Danielle & Jo In Teddy Love Triangle Mess

Celebrity Big Brother Danielle & Jo In Teddy Love Triangle Mess

Celebrity Big Brother housemates Lloyd Daniel and Joe O'Mira have become bitter foes in a love triangle with West Ham has-been Teddy Shirtlifter, 48.
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Funny story: Jade Goody St Valentine's Day Vagina Monologue Massacre

Jade Goody St Valentine's Day Vagina Monologue Massacre

The newest addition to the Vagina Monologues is published on Wednesday 14th February to coincide with St Valentine's Day, and will be read to the world by Celebrity Big Brother loser Jade Goody.
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Funny story: Danielle LLoyd Splits with Teddy

Danielle LLoyd Splits with Teddy

Following the 'racist' debacle during the recent Celebrity Big Brother show, Danielle Lloyd is the latest victim of her own making.
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