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Funny story: HRH, Dame Judi and 007: the story just gets better

HRH, Dame Judi and 007: the story just gets better

A statement issued today by a Palace spokesman has added nothing but confusion to the story of the Queen vs. Dame Judi, or 'Lizziegate' as it is now known. The spokesman denied emphatically that the Queen had anything to do with the reported inci...
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Funny story: Daniel Craig's James Bond Girl no. 23 is Kim Kardashian

Daniel Craig's James Bond Girl no. 23 is Kim Kardashian

The 23rd James Bond film 'Skyfall' is scheduled to open just before next year's Presidential election and the pre film publicity machine is already in full gear with James Bond 21, 22 and 23 Daniel Craig blasting Bond Girl 23 Kim Kardashian and the o...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Still Pining for Bond Girl Role

Kim Kardashian Still Pining for Bond Girl Role

Following a personal appeal to Daniel Craig and a failed screen test on the set of Bond 23 yesterday, Kim Kardashian has reportedly created a demo video to highlight her other talents in the hope of being reconsidered for the role of the next Bond Gi...
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Funny story: Kim Karplastican Lobbies Daniel Craig for Next Bond Girl Spot

Kim Karplastican Lobbies Daniel Craig for Next Bond Girl Spot

Not to be left out of the next entertainment news cycle and realizing her 15 minutes of reality show nonsensical fame is about up, newly available though not yet divorced Kim Karplastican, will be lobbying Daniel Craig to win the female lead in the n...
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Funny story: Bond Franchise Dumps Director Mendes for Mike Myers

Bond Franchise Dumps Director Mendes for Mike Myers

While still in the planning phase for the next 007 film, and having secured Daniel Craig again for the lead role, the James Bond franchise holders have decided to pull their directorial offer to Sam Mendes of 'American Beauty' and 'Road to Perdition'...
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Funny story: Megan Fox Snubs Daniel Craig

Megan Fox Snubs Daniel Craig

Hot 23-year old actress Megan Fox has snubbed the offer to play a Bond Girl to Daniel Craig, the 41-year old that looks like he's 51. This is not the only major role Fox has turned down; she was also asked to play a feature film Wonder Woman, bu...
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Funny story: Daniel Craig Voted Worst James Bond of All Times

Daniel Craig Voted Worst James Bond of All Times

Daniel Craig, the new James Bond actor who is loved and worshiped by all movie fans under the age of 16, was recently voted the worst James Bond by the vast majority of people in the English speaking world over the age of 25 (to include those under t...
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Funny story: Human Body Parts Found on James Bond Quantum of Solace Set

Human Body Parts Found on James Bond Quantum of Solace Set

London, England - The world premiere of the new James Bond film in London's Leicester Square was marred by revelations that human remains have been discovered on the film's set. Quantum of Solace stars Daniel Craig and Judi Dench were strutting th...
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Funny story: Daniel Craig Sues Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Craig Sues Daniel Radcliffe

Have you ever got Daniel Craig mixed up with Daniel Radcliffe? Thought not. One is a forty year old secret agent and the other is an eighteen year old wizard. Yet Craig seems to think that the public get mixed up between the two Daniels. He is so unh...
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Funny story: New James Bond Film 'A Quantity Of Shoelaces' Set For December Release

New James Bond Film 'A Quantity Of Shoelaces' Set For December Release

The new James Bond movie, A Quantity of Shoelaces, starring Daniel Craig and his real-life mother, Wendy, has divided 007 fans over its strange title and subject matter.
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Funny story: James Bond circumnavigates the world in teapot

James Bond circumnavigates the world in teapot

The names Craig. Daniel Craig! The new James Bond has entered the history books by traveling around the world in a small teapot.
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Funny story: Coronation Street Star Les Battersby To Be New James Bond

Coronation Street Star Les Battersby To Be New James Bond

The Coronation Street star Les Battersby has been confirmed as the actor chosen to be the new James Bond. The news comes close on the heels of Battersby's sacking from the soap after abusing fans...
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Funny story: Bond star Craig voted top Carry On lookalike tosser

Bond star Craig voted top Carry On lookalike tosser

London - (Rioters): A top selling UK men's magazine has voted latest James Bond movie heart throb Daniel Craig as the entertainment industry's number one tosser and a leading contender for Carry On films' Sid James lookalike competition.
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Funny story: It All Gets Nasty At BAFTA Ceremony

It All Gets Nasty At BAFTA Ceremony

You couldn't make it up could you? But that won't stop The Spoof trying, so get a load of this.
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Funny story: Emperor Penguin Signs $20 Million Film Deal After Dethroning Daniel Craig, Jesus and Tom Cruise

Emperor Penguin Signs $20 Million Film Deal After Dethroning Daniel Craig, Jesus and Tom Cruise

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - In the wake of two blockbuster hits, the second highest grossing documentary of all-time "March of the Penguins" and the currently top-rated film, the animated feature "Happy Feet," one of the last of Hollywood...
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Funny story: Daniel Craig Beats Stiff Competition to Become Bond

Daniel Craig Beats Stiff Competition to Become Bond

Faces burning with embarrassment, the producers of the James Bond film series met in an emergency closed door session to strategize a replacement replacement after having their offer of the role refused by Clive Owen, then Hugh Jackman, and finally R...
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