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Young UK citizens cannot afford driving license so they jump on Shank's Pony!

Funny story: Young UK citizens cannot afford driving license so they jump on Shank's Pony!

Many young people in the UK are realising driving cars is not the be all and end all of life, and many older UK citizens are thanking their gods that young people are not driving! The prices of owning cars, driving license fees has rocketed in the...

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Dangerous drivers to get an unusual punishment

Funny story: Dangerous drivers to get an unusual punishment

The Department For Road And Transport have come up with an unusual way of punishing dangerous drivers, in an attempt to rehabilitate them. "Simply fining and locking up dangerous drivers does not alter their driving style," Mike Penning, minister...

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Lindsay Lohan Opens Porsche Driving School for Young Girls

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Opens Porsche Driving School for Young Girls

In a preemptive move to what most experts believe will be another prolonged series of court appearances for Ms. Lohan, Lindsay announced early this morning that she will be opening a series of charm and driving schools for young aspiring actresses.

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Woman named "London's Worst Cyclist"

Funny story: Woman named "London's Worst Cyclist"

A Clerkenwell woman has been named London's Worst Cyclist 2011 at the prestigious London Cycling Like a Dick Awards. 22 year old Fashion Magazine editorial assistant Tamara Okyaa scooped the award last night at the Hoxton hotel ceremony after dazz...

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Ambulances to be toned down?

Funny story: Ambulances to be toned down?

British ambulances have been branded as too noisy, too bright and too aggressively drive by The Patient Advocate Group. "Do these ambulance drivers not understand that they're carrying sick people?" asked Paul Lay. "The ill and injured don't need...

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Arizona Law Makes English the Official Texting While Driving Language

Funny story: Arizona Law Makes English the Official Texting While Driving Language

Phoenix, AZ - The Arizona Legislature today overwhelmingly passed the "English Only Texting While Driving" law. The new state law would make it illegal in Arizona to text in any language other than English while operating motor vehicles on state...

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Isle of Wight News - No casualties after Snow Plough Rampage

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - No casualties after Snow Plough Rampage

The snow plough that was being taken from Newport to Ryde over the weekend fortunately saw no casualties during its eight hour rampage down the A3054. Witnesses doing a spot of late night shopping at Tesco say that they saw the fifteen ton bright...

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Excessive Drinking 'Harmful' - Shock Revelation

Funny story: Excessive Drinking 'Harmful' - Shock Revelation

A statement issued by a bunch of Harley Street Doctors earlier today sent shockwaves through the world's drinking fraternity. The statement maintained that excessive drinking could result in 'a smack in the face' in a crowded kebab shop, extended...

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Dangerous Drivers A 'Menace' Says Lady Cop

Funny story: Dangerous Drivers A 'Menace' Says Lady Cop

A Police chief has claimed that dangerous drivers are a menace and police resources should be diverted to tackling this issue. Juliet Bravo, Chief Constable of Cambridgeshire, said "The driver in the car behind you is speeding. He is not wearing a...

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Britain's Most Dangerous Road Named

Funny story: Britain's Most Dangerous Road Named

A short section of road in Lancashire has been named as the most dangerous in Britain in a new survey.

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Man Arrested Picking Nose Whilst Driving

Funny story: Man Arrested Picking Nose Whilst Driving

A man was arrested yesterday evening for picking his nose whilst driving. David Blaspheemy, 75, was driving along a quiet residential street in his hometown of Gnomeville, East Westwick in his Ford Mundano. Sensing his nose was feeling a 'little...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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