A 47-year-old woman has made the astonishing claim that her chronic dandruff, which has plagued her since early childhood, has now completely cleared up, due, to what she believes to be, the miraculous healing powers of a likeness of US President, Do...
Convicted Libyan terrorist Abu Abas Abat Abamus Abatis Abant was released from a Scottish prison yesterday on compassionate grounds, because he suffers from dandruff.
An Al Qaeda doctor had previously pronounced that Abant had less than 3 weeks to...
The personal hygiene of God has once again been put in the spotlight following the freakishly heavy snow showers that have gripped the nation in a very tight grip indeed.
As every reader of The Bible knows, God has long hair and a very bushy beard...
Sidney, Australia (IP) - A giant squid washing up on an Australian beach was found to have had dandruff. Marine biologist Dr. Spongebloke Trianglepants was asked how could scientists possibly know such a thing and he said, "Just look at his Hea...
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