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Grammy To Go To David Foster Wallace

Funny story: Grammy To Go To David Foster Wallace

The Grammy Music Awards committee will posthumously name writer David Foster Wallace as a recipient of a Lifetime achievement award in February. The news was met with quizzical looks and murmurs of "WTH?" Joyce Muenzler, a self described "huge...

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Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Charles Manson To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

In an age where the American public worships celebrities it is no surprise that Olympian Ryan Lochte is appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Lochte gained fame by being caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint at a gas station whose restroom he...

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TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"

Funny story: TDLC Announces "Dancing With Disabilities"

The Disabled Learning Channel is launching yet another wonderful learning inspired program. In the pilot, dancers with fake feet who could tap dance and a hunchback who weighed over 300 pounds did one hell of a Polka with a blind midget. Myron...

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President Obama Is Thrilled As He Wins $4,000 Betting On The Washinton Wizards

Funny story: President Obama Is Thrilled As He Wins $4,000 Betting On The Washinton Wizards

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden said that he and his wife, the second lady (Jill Biden) were watching Dancing With The Stars when he got a phone call from President Obama. The president was so ecstatic that he could hardly talk. Biden...

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Erin Andrews of Dancing With The Stars Believes That Brooke Burke-Charvet Has Had A Curse Put On Her

Funny story: Erin Andrews of Dancing With The Stars Believes That Brooke Burke-Charvet Has Had A Curse Put On Her

HOLLYWOOD - The word filtering out of the set of Dancing With The Stars is that the network powers that be are not very happy with new co-host Erin "Blondie" Andrews. The big bosses at DWTS originally felt that Erin would bring in a much younger m...

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Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Explains Why He Said No To Dancing With The Stars

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has said that he turned down an offer to appear as a contestant on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Sheriff "Pinky" Arpaio, received his...

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Dancing With The Stars Is Not Happy With New Co-Host Erin Andrews and She May Be Dancing Out The Door Pretty Soon

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Is Not Happy With New Co-Host Erin Andrews and She May Be Dancing Out The Door Pretty Soon

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are not happy with Brooke Burke-Charvet's replacement Erin Andrews. Word from the set of DWTS is that the 5-foot-10-inch Erin towers over everyone including most of the male celebrities and male...

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The Lesbian Community Is Upset As World Famous Swimmer Diana Nyad Gets Plucked From American Idol

Funny story: The Lesbian Community Is Upset As World Famous Swimmer Diana Nyad Gets Plucked From American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - There isn't much joy in the lesbian community as one of their champions, world famous swimmer Diana Nyad was the first Dancing With The Stars contestant to be sent home this season. Diana was paired up with Henry Byalikov who said afte...

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Dancing With The Stars' Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Says Mark Ballas Better Cut His Silly-Looking Hairdo Or It'll Affect His Score

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Says Mark Ballas Better Cut His Silly-Looking Hairdo Or It'll Affect His Score

HOLLYWOOD - There is perhaps no one on American television who is more ornery, more cantankerous, and more hated than Dancing With The Stars judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman. The 69-year-old Englishman (who looks 89) is perhaps one of the mo...

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The Ukraine's Version of Dancing With The Stars Has Been Postponed

Funny story: The Ukraine's Version of Dancing With The Stars Has Been Postponed

KIEV, Ukraine - The Ukraine Television Coalition has just made an announcement regarding this season's Dancing With The Stars. The Ukraine version of the dance competition show has been postponed indefinitely due to the rumblings of an invasion by...

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Brooke Burke-Charvet Gives Her Dancing With The Stars Replacement Erin Andrews a D Minus

Funny story: Brooke Burke-Charvet Gives Her Dancing With The Stars Replacement Erin Andrews a D Minus

HOLLYWOOD - Brooke Burke-Charvet said that she watched the season's opener of Dancing With The Stars and replied that she missed not seeing herself on the show. She spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo who asked her what she thought of...

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Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season 18 With A New Co-Host

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season 18 With A New Co-Host

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars has a brand new co-host, Erin Andrews who is trained as a sports reporter. Erin who at 5'10" towers over everyone, including all of the male dancers, replaced Brooke Burke-Charvet because as the producers put it,...

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Is Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas Hiding A Woodchuck Underneath His Humongous Hairdo

Funny story: Is Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas Hiding A Woodchuck Underneath His Humongous Hairdo

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas started season 18 of Dancing With The Stars with a big bang. The pro dancer who is paired with Candace Cameron Bure who appeared in the TV series Full House, took second place with 25 points out of a possible 30. Bruno "...

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President Obama Says Shame On The Producers of Dancing With The Stars For Allowing 77-Year-Old Billy Dee Williams To Appear On The Show

Funny story: President Obama Says Shame On The Producers of Dancing With The Stars For Allowing 77-Year-Old Billy Dee Williams To Appear On The Show

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and the first lady both watched season 18's opening show of Dancing With The Stars. Afterwards the first couple spoke with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors in the White House Oval Office. The president said that h...

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Pussy Riot May Perform On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Pussy Riot May Perform On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy says that he is trying to get the producers of his show, Dancing With The Stars to book Russia's all-girl punk rock band Pussy Riot. Maksim, who is a native of the Ukraine, said that as popular as Pussy Riot is, it...

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Nina Dobrev and Derek Hough Spotted Tongue Wrestling At The Encino Reservoir

Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Derek Hough Spotted Tongue Wrestling At The Encino Reservoir

ENCINO, California - Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars recently remarked that he has never been with a woman that he enjoys being with more than Nina Dobrev, star of The Vampire Diaries. Hough, 28, said that Nina, 25, is one of the most luscio...

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Justin Bieber Begs Dancing With The Stars To Let Him Be A Dance Contestant This Season

Funny story: Justin Bieber Begs Dancing With The Stars To Let Him Be A Dance Contestant This Season

HOLLYWOOD - The host of Dancing With The Stars, Tom Bergeron has just informed the Hollywood media that he received a text message from Justin Bieber. Bergeron said that Bieber begged him to please pull some strings so that he can join the cast of...

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Erin Andrews Says Dancing With The Stars Fired Brooke Burke-Charvet and Hired Her Because She Much Younger and Much Prettier

Funny story: Erin Andrews Says Dancing With The Stars Fired Brooke Burke-Charvet and Hired Her Because She Much Younger and Much Prettier

HOLLYWOOD - Erin Andrews spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and told him that she feels bad that Brooke Burke-Charvet was fired from her co-hosting job on Dancing With The Stars. But the ESPN Sports blonde firecracker quickly added...

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