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Funny story: Dancing On Ice And Big Brother Return... Watch Wipeout, Says TV Repair Man

Dancing On Ice And Big Brother Return... Watch Wipeout, Says TV Repair Man

As Celebrity Big Brother and Dancing On Ice return to our screens, shadowy vigilante organisation TV Repair Man has issued a new warning to producers and schedulers. "Ignore these warnings and accept the consequences," the organisation said in a c...
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Funny story: ITV announce competitors for 'Skating With Nobodies'

ITV announce competitors for 'Skating With Nobodies'

ITV today unveiled the new list of nobodies destined to fill our screens for the next 9 and a half weeks making prats of themselves in the name of showbiz and a higher than normal cheque compared to the minimum wage on offer in Burger King. The li...
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Funny story: Television Talent Show Transfer Window Opens

Television Talent Show Transfer Window Opens

January is always a busy time of year for tv talent shows as the increasingly written about 'transfer window' opens and top telly shows scramble to secure the services of a established judge or rising star. The first big name transfer of the new...
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Funny story: Channel 5 to launch another reality show - 'Dancing with Mice'

Channel 5 to launch another reality show - 'Dancing with Mice'

Channel 5 bosses appear to have stolen another reality show, well copied one anyway in their latest offering: Dancing with Mice. In the show, celebs will train to dance with real live mice on ice. While not being completely original it seems to...
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Funny story: Kerry Katona and Her 'Dancing On Ice' Partner Daniel Whiston Seen 'Passionately Snuggling' Down By London's Thames River

Kerry Katona and Her 'Dancing On Ice' Partner Daniel Whiston Seen 'Passionately Snuggling' Down By London's Thames River

LONDON - Since being eliminated on the reality show Dancing On Ice, dance skating partners Kerry Katona and Daniel Whiston have kept in close contact. The two call each other on a daily basis and talk about the show, the upcoming Prince William-Ka...
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Funny story: Dancing On Ice Headline Shock!

Dancing On Ice Headline Shock!

Media commentators were scratching their heads in disbelief today as they tried to understand how the latest TV "reality" show, Sunday's Dancing On Ice, made headlines in this morning's papers. The Daily Star was prominent in its coverage. "Bro...
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Funny story: Peter Andre and Elen Rivas - Naked fury as Dancing on Ice Cancelled

Peter Andre and Elen Rivas - Naked fury as Dancing on Ice Cancelled

Failure after failure - The red-hot romance of Pete Andre and Elen Riva is the talk of the red tops. However, it could spell the death for the spectacular Dancing on iIce if they don't cool it down quick. Reports from behind the scenes indicate bo...
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Funny story: Skating On very thin Ice!

Skating On very thin Ice!

Its almost that time of the year again-or rather next year-when ITV, that well known 'death wish' TV channel inflict their clapped out ice skating circus, "Dancing On Very Thin Ice" upon viewers yet again! Hosted as always by, Phillip 'Dorian Gray' S...
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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson Has Been Asked To Appear On The Next Season of Dancing On Ice

Jennifer Thompson Has Been Asked To Appear On The Next Season of Dancing On Ice

LONDON - The producer of the popular British show Dancing on Ice, Burgess Willowhouse, has just announced that he has asked the very popular prostitute Jennifer Thompson to appear as a contestant on the next edition of the highly rated ice dancing sh...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking to appear on 'Dancing on Ice'

Stephen Hawking to appear on 'Dancing on Ice'

TV bosses in charge of the BBC programme 'Dancing on Ice', have expressed their delight at the reported increase in viewing figures for the last series, brought about by the inclusion of amputee, Heather Mills as a contestant. A BBC spokesman said...
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Funny story: Dancing On Ice Final will be in 3D

Dancing On Ice Final will be in 3D

It was announced today that next Sunday's final of Dancing On Ice will be the first live programme to be broadcast in 3D. Now fans of the show will be able to experience the thrills and excitement of watching ex Hollyoaks stars and Daniella Westbr...
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Funny story: Dancing On Ice: Christopher Dean Chilling With Karen Barber

Dancing On Ice: Christopher Dean Chilling With Karen Barber

LONDON - Christopher Dean of Dancing On Ice fame has reportedly separated from his wife and has been seen doing the 'kissy-kissy' with Karen Barber, Dancing On Ice judge who is rather on the married side. The Nottinghamshire ice skater Dean is one...
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Funny story: Dancing On Ice Judges Attack An Angry Emily Atack And Send Her Skating On Back Home

Dancing On Ice Judges Attack An Angry Emily Atack And Send Her Skating On Back Home

LONDON - Dancing On Ice has sent Emily Atack, the star of The Inbetweeners back to her London flat and the young lady was none too happy. On her way out of Elstree studios located in London's Borehamwood, the 20-year-old Emily was so angry that sh...
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Funny story: The Vancouver Vixen, Ivana Phuque Agreeds To Skate On "Dancing On Ice" Next Season

The Vancouver Vixen, Ivana Phuque Agreeds To Skate On "Dancing On Ice" Next Season

LONDON - The producer of the highly popular British Reality Show, Dancing On Ice, Burgess Willowhouse is thrilled to announce that he has just signed the tremendously popular Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque to appear on next season's edition of Dan...
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Funny story: Dancing on Ice Judge to be replaced

Dancing on Ice Judge to be replaced

Bosses on the hit ITV programme Dancing on Ice are set to replace acid tongued Australian judge Jason Gardiner with his esteemed Holiness the Dalai Lama. Gardiner recently caused uproar by comparing the costume worn by Sharron Davies to "faecal m...
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Funny story: Ofcom Rules That Nasty 'Dancing On Ice' Judge Jason Gardiner Will Not Be Fired

Ofcom Rules That Nasty 'Dancing On Ice' Judge Jason Gardiner Will Not Be Fired

LONDON - Ofcom, which is the United Kingdom's communication industry's regulator, has ruled that Dancing On Ice judge Jason Gardiner did not violate any established rules, regulations, or bylaws. The executives of Dancing On Ice received well over...
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Funny story: Heather Mills Disqualified and Booted Off "Dancing on Ice"

Heather Mills Disqualified and Booted Off "Dancing on Ice"

Heather Mills, former wife of Paul McCartney, has struggled over the past few years to change her public image from that of an attention hungry, gold-digging opportunist to an inspirational role model for disadvantaged women worldwide. Mills lost par...
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Funny story: Fans of Dancing On Ice Demand That Judge Jason Gardiner's Arse Be Kicked Back To Australia

Fans of Dancing On Ice Demand That Judge Jason Gardiner's Arse Be Kicked Back To Australia

LONDON - Well it appears that Dancing On Ice Judge Jason Gardiner has gone and stirred up quite a sh*t storm. Yes, the Aussie judge has most definitely stepped in it this time. Gardiner who has a reputation for his venomously vulgar commentary...
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