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The Case Against Recreation - Part 3: Diner, Drinks, and Dancing

Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 3: Diner, Drinks, and Dancing

Dinner, Drinks and Dancing This entertainment combo frequently goes together as a dating package. The way it works is like this: The couple knows the routine, they want to have fun but to do it right they need to follow a standard procedure that they can count on. The Three Ds have been a reliable strategy for generations as a ritualistic part of the traditional game playing involv...

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Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season 18 With A New Co-Host

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kicks Off Season 18 With A New Co-Host

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars has a brand new co-host, Erin Andrews who is trained as a sports reporter. Erin who at 5'10" towers over everyone, including all of the male dancers, replaced Brooke Burke-Charvet because as the producers put it,...

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The Dance "The Robot" Has Just Become The Number One Dance At 9 Out of 10 Senior Citizen Homes

Funny story: The Dance "The Robot" Has Just Become The Number One Dance At 9 Out of 10 Senior Citizen Homes

TOPEKA, Kansas - Word coming out of the Midwest is that the residents of old folks homes have just embraced a new favorite dance. Cressida Guava, 49, a representative with AARP stated that up until recently The Hokey Pokey was the best liked dance...

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Egyptian Statue In Museum Now Practically Dancing!

Funny story: Egyptian Statue In Museum Now Practically Dancing!

Just about a month ago, British scientists thought that they had found the reason an Egyptian Statue in the museum was moving after being left alone, apparently on it's own. After careful study, it was determined that it was not due to an ancient...

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Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars Buys A $9.8 Million Russian Style Mansion in Malibu Beach

Funny story: Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars Buys A $9.8 Million Russian Style Mansion in Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - The Dancing With The Stars dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy has reportedly paid $9.8 million for a Russian style mansion that once belonged to famed ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev. Maks who is known as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom because of...

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Iowa Becomes The First State In The Nation To Ban Gay Dancing

Funny story: Iowa Becomes The First State In The Nation To Ban Gay Dancing

SIOUX CITY, Iowa - The state of Iowa has just become the first state in the United States that has taken a stand against gay dancing. Reports from the Hawkeye State say that the bill was passed by a vote of 39 to 11. A source within the governo...

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Area Wide School Ban On "Twerking" Enacted During Homecoming Season

Localtown, USA - An area wide ban on a dance craze called "twerking" has been enacted during homecoming season. School officials have decided that it has gotten so out of hand that even the use of the term "twerk", "twerking", or any variation of i...

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Miley Cyrus Responds To The Foam Finger Criticism

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Responds To The Foam Finger Criticism

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was certainly the talk of the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards Show. Cyrus pranced and danced on stage in what appeared to be intimate underwear. She twerked and jerked and made some vulgar gyrations that put her up ther...

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Matt "The Alleycat" Lauer Told To Stop With The Hanky Panky Routine

Funny story: Matt "The Alleycat" Lauer Told To Stop With The Hanky Panky Routine

NEW YORK CITY - An inside source has told the news media that NBC Today Show host Matt Lauer seems to think that he is the East Coast version of George Clooney. But one look in the mirror will prove to Mr. Lauer that, that just isn't the case.

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Former V.P. Dick Cheney Tries To Crash A White House State Dinner But V.P. Joe Biden Stops Him

Funny story: Former V.P. Dick Cheney Tries To Crash A White House State Dinner But V.P. Joe Biden Stops Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden has always been one to speak what's on his mind and he certainly let everyone know at a recent state dinner given in honor of Portugal's President Joey Maracas. The guests had all had dinner and were dan...

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IRS preparing rules to mandate weekly WAL*MART shopping list

Funny story: IRS preparing rules to mandate weekly WAL*MART shopping list

Washington DC - Ms. Inelay Ancerday, spokeswoman for the IRS, told TheSpoof.com today that in addition to taxpayers K, L, and M having to purchase $20,000.00 of health insurance from the approved cartel, all families of one or more people will be req...

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Dancing With The Stars: Andy Dick Gets His Marching Papers

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to half a dozen dance teams as comedian Andy Dick is the latest celebrity to be eliminated from the dancing show. Host Tom Bergeron said he hated to see Andy go because he is one of the funniest looki...

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Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

Funny story: Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

NASHVILLE - Effective Wednesday, May 1, 2013, Tennessee cloggers will find a restriction placed on their beloved clogging. According to Cutter Shiloh, a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine, the Tennessee State Senate has passed a law that wi...

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Top West End dancer Kurt Silvey admits to practicing dance routines with a female shop mannequin

Well we never expected to hear this, but apparently this week Kurt Silvey has admitted to the rumours that most of the time he did not practice his dance routines with his partner, he actually did it with a female shop mannequin. Friends of the West...

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An Amazing Dancing Fly Discovered In Mississippi

Funny story: An Amazing Dancing Fly Discovered In Mississippi

BILOXI, Mississippi - Everyone has heard of a Flea Circus, but the folks down in Biloxi, Mississippi, are all excited about a fly that was discovered on Cletis "Hooch" Collywobbles' hog farm. According to local veterinarian Dr. Herbert "Boo Boo" N...

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Len Goodman Hints He May Depart Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Len Goodman Hints He May Depart Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - There is probably no one in Hollywood who is grouchier than Len Goodman, the British judge on Dancing With The Stars. The 68-year-old native of London recently told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that the thrill of being...

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Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco of Dancing With The Stars: The Va Va Voom Rumors

Funny story: Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco of Dancing With The Stars: The Va Va Voom Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - Members of the entertainment media have been speculating since the start of this season's Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars, that professional dancer Val Chmerkovskiy and General Hospital actress Kelly Monaco could be more than simply...

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Dancing With The Stars: Paula Abdul Guest Stars As A Judge

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Paula Abdul Guest Stars As A Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Paula Abdul, the woman without a show was asked to be a guest judge on week 4 of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars. And the little pint-sized firecracker and former American Idol judge as well as former X-Factor judge jumped at the...

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