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Funny story: 'My Art is Dogshit' boasts Damien Hirst

'My Art is Dogshit' boasts Damien Hirst

Notorious multi-millionaire artist Damien Hirst is making the streets and parks of London a little more colourful by painting miniature pictures on pieces of dog excrement. "My whole career has consisted of polishing turds." says Brit Art's 'Bad L...
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Funny story: Artist Damian Hirst shocks the world by starting his new career as an artist!

Artist Damian Hirst shocks the world by starting his new career as an artist!

World famous con-man, better known as the artist Damian Hirst is starting a brand new career. . .as an artist! This announcement has shocked the world because everybody was conned into thinking that's what Damian had been doing all the time.
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Funny story: Documentary proves Damian Hirst is a complete and utter very rich wanker!

Documentary proves Damian Hirst is a complete and utter very rich wanker!

A very cutting documentary has been released about Damian Hirst, his gallerists, the auctioneers, the contemporary art world generally and how the fuck they all manipulate the astronomical prices of their so called works of very crappy, contemporary...
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Funny story: Artworld Adrift in Shitty Artists

Artworld Adrift in Shitty Artists

Fine Art Reporting Team - SMEARGATE, Santiago Sierra's shit blocks , Sotheby's selling Manzoni's canned caca from the seventies, Gilbert & George illuminated Crap Scapes. It just seems to go on and on. Is nothing tethered down in the Art world. W...
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Funny story: Damien Hirst Shocks the Inconsequential Commercial Art World

Damien Hirst Shocks the Inconsequential Commercial Art World

Fresh from his gigantic rip-off art auction at London's Sotheby's where he netted a cool £95.7 million for pickled dead animals and other 'must have' items, Damien Hirst wasted no time and today announced his next ambitious project. Following upo...
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Funny story: NATO's Autumn Equinox warning: Queen 'is like a Damien Hirst sheep trapped in formaldehyde'

NATO's Autumn Equinox warning: Queen 'is like a Damien Hirst sheep trapped in formaldehyde'

Balmoral Castle, Scotland - (Nikita Khrushchev Mess): NATO bigwigs reckon the IRA Puppet Monarch may not survive the most cataclysmic Autumn Equinox since Alaric, king of the Visigoths, sacked Rome in 410 AD. "She's like some cloven-hooved beastie...
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Funny story: Damien Hirst To Hold Jumble Sale

Damien Hirst To Hold Jumble Sale

Damien Hirst, the Turner Award winner and talented 'artist', is to follow up a recent Sotheby's auction of his best and most sought-after prize artworks, by getting rid of the rest of his shite in a Jumble Sale. The 223-item lot raised over £111mi...
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Funny story: Damien Hirst Finishes His Next Masterpiece

Damien Hirst Finishes His Next Masterpiece

Not long after his record breaking Sotherby's auction of dead rotting stuff dressed up as art to idiot elites who have nothing better to spend their money on, now that they've become board of normal things such as mansions, cars, planes and unlimited...
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Funny story: Mass Insecticide Memorial Unveiled

Mass Insecticide Memorial Unveiled

Semi-pickled nylon clad monarch The Queen today unveiled a Damien Hirst designed memorial to all the insects and plants killed in World War Two. The piece depicts a woodlouse being cruelly fumigated by Nazi pest police.
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Funny story: Damien Hurst Is Richest Artist

Damien Hurst Is Richest Artist

Damien Hurst has been acclaimed as the world's richest living artist.
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Funny story: Filth Artist Hirst: "I want Manning Skull"

Filth Artist Hirst: "I want Manning Skull"

Contorversial shark-stuffer Damien Hirst capped off tributes to deceased potty mouth Bernard Manning today by announcing he is set to acquire the comedian's skull.
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Funny story: Damien Hirst branded plagiarising little impostor

Damien Hirst branded plagiarising little impostor

Royal Academy, London - (Ass Mess): Curators at London's most prestigeous gallery the Royal Academy have admitted they have known for over three decades that stellar artist Damien Hirst is a plagiarising little fraudster who has consistently ripp...
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Funny story: Hirst Diamond Skull Rumored to be that of Jeff Koons

Hirst Diamond Skull Rumored to be that of Jeff Koons

Oddly enough, no one in the media asks whose skull it is, but the diamond-encrusted platinum-trimmed skull called an "art work" - and entitled "For the Love of God" so as to maintain its essential link with unmeaning cliche - is r...
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Funny story: Hirst reveals reality plans

Hirst reveals reality plans

London, Sunday - Controversial artist Damien Hirst has revealed plans for a new reality TV show at the unveiling of his latest controversial masterpiece, a diamond human skull.
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Funny story: Art Not Gross, But Not Real Candy Either

Art Not Gross, But Not Real Candy Either

The oddball Brit artist known for his masterful pickled animals and brilliant diamond skull has revealed his newest work. "Licorice Candy," a collection of children's blocks painted with stripes, will be auctioned next week. Damien Hir...
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Funny story: Damien Hirst Diamond Skull Commissioned by the Beckhams

Damien Hirst Diamond Skull Commissioned by the Beckhams

Controversial artist Damien Hirst has today unveiled his most expensive piece to date, a diamond encrusted sculpture of Victoria Beckham's head worth 50 to 90 million.
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Funny story: Damien Hirst's "Turd of life"

Damien Hirst's "Turd of life"

Controversial modern artist Damien Hirst has revealed his latest creation to the world.
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Funny story: Anna Nicole tampon fetches $50,000 on eBay

Anna Nicole tampon fetches $50,000 on eBay

Bahamas - (ReUterus & Ass. Mess): A partially used tampon once worn by former Playboy centrefold Anna Nicole Smith has broken all records by selling for over $50,000 on internet auction site eBay.
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