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The "World's Greatest Vagina"... up for Grabs

Funny story: The "World's Greatest Vagina"... up for Grabs

At an auction in Sotheby's London, a photo of what experts describe as "the world's greatest vagina" was unveiled. Dubbed "The Source" media coverage at the auction was global. However, owner of the vagina was not named and speculation is rife; but i...

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Banksy Unmasked?

Funny story: Banksy Unmasked?

We met up with the perpetually elusive Brit artist Banksy at a pub in Soho London, the same pub ironically where J.K Rowling allegedly met her future publishing agent Christopher Little. Banksy wore a woollen mask and shades. Our reporter from "Hoodwinked" recorded the conversation. An Interview with Banksy Q. Would you call yourself a capitalist? B. No way. Loathe it. Q. Why do you st...

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Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London

Funny story: Damien Hirst's "Ephemeral Sculpture Store" Opens in London

Famous British artist Damien Hirst, said to be the world's wealthiest artist, has opened a small store in Soho London that was once a Chinese restaurant. He calls it his "Ephemeral Sculpture Store". It is the size of a small supermarket with all y...

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Notorious Mitchell-Hedges crystal skull 'communicating evil thoughts' with Damien Hirst diamond skull: reports

Funny story: Notorious Mitchell-Hedges crystal skull 'communicating evil thoughts' with Damien Hirst diamond skull: reports

London - A telepathic war of words is suspected by museum curators monitoring the infamous life-sized Mitchell-Hedges crystal skull found in Belize circa 1924. The pre-Columbian Mesoamerican artefuct is thought to be 'having a mental war' with Dam...

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'My Art is Dogshit' boasts Damien Hirst

Funny story: 'My Art is Dogshit' boasts Damien Hirst

Notorious multi-millionaire artist Damien Hirst is making the streets and parks of London a little more colourful by painting miniature pictures on pieces of dog excrement. "My whole career has consisted of polishing turds." says Brit Art's 'Bad L...

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Artist Damian Hirst shocks the world by starting his new career as an artist!

Funny story: Artist Damian Hirst shocks the world by starting his new career as an artist!

World famous con-man, better known as the artist Damian Hirst is starting a brand new career. . .as an artist! This announcement has shocked the world because everybody was conned into thinking that's what Damian had been doing all the time.

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Documentary proves Damian Hirst is a complete and utter very rich wanker!

Funny story: Documentary proves Damian Hirst is a complete and utter very rich wanker!

A very cutting documentary has been released about Damian Hirst, his gallerists, the auctioneers, the contemporary art world generally and how the fuck they all manipulate the astronomical prices of their so called works of very crappy, contemporary...

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Artworld Adrift in Shitty Artists

Funny story: Artworld Adrift in Shitty Artists

Fine Art Reporting Team - SMEARGATE, Santiago Sierra's shit blocks , Sotheby's selling Manzoni's canned caca from the seventies, Gilbert & George illuminated Crap Scapes. It just seems to go on and on. Is nothing tethered down in the Art world. W...

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Damien Hirst Shocks the Inconsequential Commercial Art World

Funny story: Damien Hirst Shocks the Inconsequential Commercial Art World

Fresh from his gigantic rip-off art auction at London's Sotheby's where he netted a cool £95.7 million for pickled dead animals and other 'must have' items, Damien Hirst wasted no time and today announced his next ambitious project. Following upo...

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NATO's Autumn Equinox warning: Queen 'is like a Damien Hirst sheep trapped in formaldehyde'

Funny story: NATO's Autumn Equinox warning: Queen 'is like a Damien Hirst sheep trapped in formaldehyde'

Balmoral Castle, Scotland - (Nikita Khrushchev Mess): NATO bigwigs reckon the IRA Puppet Monarch may not survive the most cataclysmic Autumn Equinox since Alaric, king of the Visigoths, sacked Rome in 410 AD. "She's like some cloven-hooved beastie...

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Damien Hirst To Hold Jumble Sale

Funny story: Damien Hirst To Hold Jumble Sale

Damien Hirst, the Turner Award winner and talented 'artist', is to follow up a recent Sotheby's auction of his best and most sought-after prize artworks, by getting rid of the rest of his shite in a Jumble Sale. The 223-item lot raised over £111mi...

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Damien Hirst Finishes His Next Masterpiece

Funny story: Damien Hirst Finishes His Next Masterpiece

Not long after his record breaking Sotherby's auction of dead rotting stuff dressed up as art to idiot elites who have nothing better to spend their money on, now that they've become board of normal things such as mansions, cars, planes and unlimited...

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Mass Insecticide Memorial Unveiled

Funny story: Mass Insecticide Memorial Unveiled

Semi-pickled nylon clad monarch The Queen today unveiled a Damien Hirst designed memorial to all the insects and plants killed in World War Two. The piece depicts a woodlouse being cruelly fumigated by Nazi pest police.

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Damien Hurst Is Richest Artist

Funny story: Damien Hurst Is Richest Artist

Damien Hurst has been acclaimed as the world's richest living artist.

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Filth Artist Hirst: "I want Manning Skull"

Funny story: Filth Artist Hirst: "I want Manning Skull"

Contorversial shark-stuffer Damien Hirst capped off tributes to deceased potty mouth Bernard Manning today by announcing he is set to acquire the comedian's skull.

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Damien Hirst branded plagiarising little impostor

Funny story: Damien Hirst branded plagiarising little impostor

Royal Academy, London - (Ass Mess): Curators at London's most prestigeous gallery the Royal Academy have admitted they have known for over three decades that stellar artist Damien Hirst is a plagiarising little fraudster who has consistently ripp...

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Hirst Diamond Skull Rumored to be that of Jeff Koons

Funny story: Hirst Diamond Skull Rumored to be that of Jeff Koons

Oddly enough, no one in the media asks whose skull it is, but the diamond-encrusted platinum-trimmed skull called an "art work" - and entitled "For the Love of God" so as to maintain its essential link with unmeaning cliche - is r...

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Hirst reveals reality plans

Funny story: Hirst reveals reality plans

London, Sunday - Controversial artist Damien Hirst has revealed plans for a new reality TV show at the unveiling of his latest controversial masterpiece, a diamond human skull.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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