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NBA Commissioner David Stern Fines Dallas Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban $100,000

Funny story: NBA Commissioner David Stern Fines Dallas Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban $100,000

DALLAS - Many fans of the NBA consider retiring NBA Commissioner David Stern, one of sports oldest spoiled brats. At times Stern has ruled the NBA with an iron fist that would make some World War II Nazi's proud as hell. Stern has been very unr...

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The San Antonio Spurs Crush Their Texas Rivals The Dallas Mavericks 112-90

Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Crush Their Texas Rivals The Dallas Mavericks 112-90

SAN ANTONIO - The night saw Dallas Mavericks owner Mark "Brat Boy" Cuban sit and pout all night as his Mavs were soundly beaten by the San Antonio Spurs 112-90 led by Tony Parker and Tim Duncan. Parker is from France and Duncan is from the Virgin...

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The Real Reason The Dallas Mavericks Waived Derek Fisher

Funny story: The Real Reason The Dallas Mavericks Waived Derek Fisher

DALLAS - Derek Fisher, who has five NBA Championship rings, has been waived by the Dallas Mavericks. The 38-year-old veteran was apparently told by team owner Mark "Money Boy" Cuban that a deal was in the works where he was going to be traded to t...

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Khloe Kardashian Puts Husband On Backburner For X-Factor

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Puts Husband On Backburner For X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - NBA star Lamar Odom, 32, must surely be feeling like the little lost leprechaun from Dublin that nobody wanted. Odom has had his ups and downs being traded by the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks and then sent packing b...

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Lamar Odom Reveals That His Marriage To Khloe Kardashian Has Become A High-Wire Balancing Act With No Net

Funny story: Lamar Odom Reveals That His Marriage To Khloe Kardashian Has Become A High-Wire Balancing Act With No Net

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian-Odom are back in LaLaLand and the two could not be happier. Lamar after being traded from the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks failed to fit in with Mark Cuban's team. And Khloe w...

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The Dallas Mavericks Gets Swept Out Of The Playoffs By The Oklahoma City Thunder - Mavs Owner Mark Cuban Blames It On The "Kardashian Curse"

Funny story: The Dallas Mavericks Gets Swept Out Of The Playoffs By The Oklahoma City Thunder - Mavs Owner Mark Cuban Blames It On The "Kardashian Curse"

DALLAS - Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban will soon hear a knock on the door of his ultra luxurious office and it will be representatives from the NBA who will be picking up The Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy. The Dallas Mavericks who stood at...

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Michael Jordan Owner of The Charlotte Bobcats Who Are (5-57) Announces That He Will Not Be Renaming The Team The Kitty Cats

Funny story: Michael Jordan Owner of The Charlotte Bobcats Who Are (5-57) Announces That He Will Not Be Renaming The Team The Kitty Cats

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - Michael Jordan, the owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, who have only won 7 games and lost 57 says that he wants to dispel some rumors that are going around the NBA locker rooms. First of all the wants it known that he is n...

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Gay Rumors Fly Regarding Dallas Mavericks Delonte "Wet Willie" West

Funny story: Gay Rumors Fly Regarding Dallas Mavericks Delonte "Wet Willie" West

DALLAS - The rumor mill is working overtime as the latest sports rumor concerns Delonte West, 28, of the Dallas Mavericks who was given a technical for sticking his finger in the right ear of Utah Jazz player Gordon Hayward, 22. The Jazz ended up...

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The Dallas Mavericks Put Lamar Odom of "Khloe and Lamar" Out To Pasture

Funny story: The Dallas Mavericks Put Lamar Odom of "Khloe and Lamar" Out To Pasture

DALLAS - The Dallas Mavericks organization has finally had enough of Mr. Lamar "LaLaLand" Odom and have placed him on the inactive list instead of outright releasing him. Mavericks owner Mark "Smiley" Cuban told Sherwood Frisbee with Sports Balls...

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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Could Be Heading For The Big "D" (Divorce)

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Could Be Heading For The Big "D" (Divorce)

DALLAS - It is no secret that Khloe Kardashian, 27, misses the spotlight of Tinsel Town worse than she lets on. Big Khloe, as her husband Lamar Odom calls her, has made it known that she is not at all happy with having to relocate from her home in...

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Dallas Mavericks' Lamar Odom Says His Wife Khloe Kardashian Has Become A Jinx

Funny story: Dallas Mavericks' Lamar Odom Says His Wife Khloe Kardashian Has Become A Jinx

DALLAS - The sports world knows that ever since Lamar Odom was traded by the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks that his on court performance has not exactly been stellar. Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly has stated that the 6-foot-10-inch...

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Some Dallas Mavericks Fans Are Blaming Lamar Odom's Downward Spiraling on The Kardashian "Curse"

Funny story: Some Dallas Mavericks Fans Are Blaming Lamar Odom's Downward Spiraling on The Kardashian "Curse"

DALLAS - Well if Dallas Mavericks player Lamar Odom's basketball play gets any lower he may run into some West Virginia coal miners picking away at Mother Earth. The NBA forward who last year received the coveted Sixth Man of The Year Award has be...

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Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Want To Adopt The E-Trade Baby

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Want To Adopt The E-Trade Baby

DALLAS - The past few months have not been very good for the tallest of the Kardashian sisters, 5-foot-10-inch Khloe, and her husband Dallas Mavericks player Lamar Odom. First in early December Lamar was suddenly traded from the Los Angeles Lakers...

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The Los Angeles Lakers Trade Lamar Odom To The Dallas Mavericks - His Wife Khloe Kardashian Says He Ain't Going

Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Trade Lamar Odom To The Dallas Mavericks - His Wife Khloe Kardashian Says He Ain't Going

LOS ANGELES - Lamar Odom, the Los Angeles Lakers sixth man, or rather former sixth man is now Lakers history. The 6-foot-10-inch basketball player, who also stars in the E! Network cable reality show Lamar & Khloe, is needless to say one very...

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A Group of Wealthy Ohio Businessmen Want To Purchase The Miami Heat and Move The Team To Tegucigalpa, Honduras

Funny story: A Group of Wealthy Ohio Businessmen Want To Purchase The Miami Heat and Move The Team To Tegucigalpa, Honduras

CLEVELAND - Businessman Leander W. Gollyheimer, who heads a group of investment brokers in Ohio says that his attorneys are negotiating to buy the Miami Heat of the NBA. The Heat lost to the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals four games to two.

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The State of Ohio Has Purchased Brand New Trucks For Each Dallas Mavericks Player

Funny story: The State of Ohio Has Purchased Brand New Trucks For Each Dallas Mavericks Player

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Governor John "Happy Guy" Kasich is so thrilled at the fact that the Dallas Mavericks defeated the Miami Heat to capture the NBA Finals Championship Trophy that he has given each of the Dallas Mavericks players a brand new 2011 Toyot...

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LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever

Funny story: LeBron James and Dwyane Wade Finally Apologize To Dirk Nowitzki For Making Fun of Him When He Had A 102 Fever

MIAMI - Well it took them long enough but the losers of the NBA finals LeBron "Prince" James and Dwyane "The Court Jester" Wade have finally apologized to the 2010-2011 NBA Champion MVP Dirk "Mr. Class Act" Nowitzki. LeBron, who has since been tra...

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The Dallas Mavericks Defeat The Miami Heat 105-95 To Become The World Champions - LeBron James Sure Talked The Talk, But Couldn't Walk The Walk

Funny story: The Dallas Mavericks Defeat The Miami Heat 105-95 To Become The World Champions - LeBron James Sure Talked The Talk, But Couldn't Walk The Walk

MIAMI - The loud thunderous sound that was heard after the Dirk Nowitzki-led Dallas Mavericks defeated the Miami Heat 105-95 to win the NBA World Championship did not come from Miami or even from Dallas...that loud boom came from the town that sits o...

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