Showing:

Funny satire stories about Dallas Cowboys

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 9 pages)
Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Would Love To Acquire Texas A&M Great Johnny Manziel

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Would Love To Acquire Texas A&M Great Johnny Manziel

DALLAS - Jerry Jones may be a shrewd businessman, but when it comes to certain aspects regarding his football team the billionaire gets an F minus. Jones has said time after time that he will stick with his quarterback Tony "Oops" Romo even if the...
View 'Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Would Love To Acquire Texas A&M Great Johnny Manziel'
Funny story:  Jones Could Be First Openly Incompetent GM

Jones Could Be First Openly Incompetent GM

IRVING, Texas - Unconfirmed reports suggest that Jerry Jones, owner and general manager of the NFL's Dallas Cowboys, is considering whether to publicly declare his incompetence. Jones would become the first openly incompetent GM in the league's histo...
View 'Jones Could Be First Openly Incompetent GM'
Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Visited A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Visited A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones has gone on record as saying that he is tired of his team finishing 8-8 for the last three years. Jones remarked to Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he has spent billions...
View 'Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Visited A Louisiana Voodoo Woman'
Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year

DALLAS - As if things could not get any bleaker for the Dallas Cowboys they suddenly have, with word that their field general Tony Romo is finished for the season. Tony hurt his back when he bent down to tie his shoelace. He told Coach Jason Garre...
View 'Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Hurts His Back - Won't Be Back Until Next Year'
Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Needs To Slap Dez Bryant With A Heavy Fine and A One Game Suspension

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Needs To Slap Dez Bryant With A Heavy Fine and A One Game Suspension

DETROIT - The Dallas Cowboys had their third straight victory pretty much wrapped up, but apparently Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford did not get the memo. Trailing 24-30, Stafford marched his pride of Lions down to paydirt and scored ty...
View 'Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Needs To Slap Dez Bryant With A Heavy Fine and A One Game Suspension'
Funny story:  The Denver Broncos Battle The Dallas Cowboys In A 51-48 Texas Shootout

The Denver Broncos Battle The Dallas Cowboys In A 51-48 Texas Shootout

ARLINGTON, Texas - The Denver Broncos galloped into The AT&T Stadium in Texas and along with the Dallas Cowboys showed the fans what an old-fashioned Texas Shootout looks like. After the dust had settled the boys from the Rocky Mountains had w...
View 'The Denver Broncos Battle The Dallas Cowboys In A 51-48 Texas Shootout'
Funny story:  The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was so angry that several of the sports reporters actually thought that he was talking in Mandarin Chinese. He had called a press conference in his office located in the $1.1 billion AT&T Stadium. J...
View 'The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired'
Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Is Considering Signing Tim Tebow

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Is Considering Signing Tim Tebow

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at the famed Texas Cattle Stampede House in Arlington. Jones, whose Cowboys are 1-1 told Reno that he has always liked Tim and h...
View 'Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Is Considering Signing Tim Tebow'
Funny story:  NASCAR's Danica Patrick Seen Leaving Rob Pattinson's Malibu Beach House

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Seen Leaving Rob Pattinson's Malibu Beach House

MALIBU BEACH - Danica Patrick, who was recently divorced from Dr. Paul Hospenthal, has reportedly stated that she wants to give the single girl world a spin (no pun intended). Danica told Ambrose Appomattox with The Turnstile Review that she wants...
View 'NASCAR's Danica Patrick Seen Leaving Rob Pattinson's Malibu Beach House'
Funny story:  The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones was in Cowboy Paradise as he saw his team defeat the New York Giants 36-31 led by quarterback Tony Romo's two touchdown passes. Jerry and his two sons sat up in his private luxury suite eating...
View 'The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans'
Funny story:  The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

DALLAS - The man who owns the Dallas Cowboys has informed the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders that he will not put up with any muffin tops, untoned thighs, or non-nubile breasts. Jones met with all of the cheerleaders in the conference room of an Ench...
View 'The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures'
Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Beat The Miami Dolphins 24-20 Without Tony Romo

Dallas Cowboys Beat The Miami Dolphins 24-20 Without Tony Romo

CANTON, Ohio - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said that it's good to see his team win with Tony Romo on the sidelines for the entire game. The Cowboys beat the Miami Dolphins 24-20 before a crowd of 22,001 at Fawcett Stadium. Jones told Cowbo...
View 'Dallas Cowboys Beat The Miami Dolphins 24-20 Without Tony Romo'
Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Makes A Promise To The Cowboy Fans

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Makes A Promise To The Cowboy Fans

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys open their pre-season against the Miami Dolphins in what is known as The Hall of Fame game on Sunday night. Last year many Cowboy fans were unhappy with the performance of the team and especially with quarterback Tony R...
View 'Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Makes A Promise To The Cowboy Fans'
Funny story:  Tim Tebow Confident Some NFL Team Will Pick Him Up

Tim Tebow Confident Some NFL Team Will Pick Him Up

MIAMI - Recently released quarterback Tim Tebow was in Miami checking out an orange grove that he is thinking about buying. He was asked if he had any ill-feelings towards the New York Jets organization for treating him the way that they did. T...
View 'Tim Tebow Confident Some NFL Team Will Pick Him Up'
Funny story:  The NFL Is Looking Into Making The Football Smaller

The NFL Is Looking Into Making The Football Smaller

DETROIT - The NFL Rules & Regulations Federation met in the Motor City to discuss some possible rules and regulations changes. According to NFLR&RF executive director Winthrop "Clicky" Clickfeather one of the proposed changes is making the...
View 'The NFL Is Looking Into Making The Football Smaller'
Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Made Tony Romo One Very, Very, Rich Cowpoke

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Made Tony Romo One Very, Very, Rich Cowpoke

DALLAS - Jerry Jones, who is the owner. president, and general manager of the once awesome Dallas Cowboys, has just forked over a whole passel of dough, as they say over in Fort Worth, to his quarterback Tony Romo. King Jerry I, has just given Ton...
View 'Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Made Tony Romo One Very, Very, Rich Cowpoke'
Funny story:  Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says Coach Jason Garrett Is Going To Have To Start Talking

Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says Coach Jason Garrett Is Going To Have To Start Talking

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones sat sullen-faced in a private party room at the swank Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaurant in downtown Big D. He was seated at a table with two team executives, three Cowboys cheerleaders, and Ruf...
View 'Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says Coach Jason Garrett Is Going To Have To Start Talking'
Funny story:  The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo

The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that highly devoted NFL sports fans saw coming, the New York Jets have finally decided to trade Tim Tebow. A spokesperson for the Jets organization stated that when the Dallas Cowboys failed to make the NFL playoffs after...
View 'The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo'

Showing page 1 (of 9 pages)
Breaking News...

True Facts From Snoops #1345

When alarmed, Oprah Winfrey can swell up to five times her normal size. She was taught this by Dr. Oz.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 3?

7 20 15 10


Go to top ^