HOLLYWOOD - Producers of the TNT show Dallas have just about given up trying to convince the main star Larry Hagman, 80, to trim his ridiculously hideous looking eyebrows.
Hagman showing that he is every bit as stubborn and as hard headed as the m...
Los Angeles - "Nobody wanted to screw with the iconic nature of the Spoof website,' Larry Hagman said tonight, "but we saw a unique opportunity and ran with the ball."
The 80 year-old star was commenting on reports that he and his fellow Dallas...
Not since The Glass Menagerie has there been such a fragile unicorn as Jacoby Ellsbury.
When Amanda's Gentleman Caller dropped the play's centerpiece glass ornament, it was curtains for the character.
Jacoby Ellsbury, the sensational centerpie...
DALLAS - The sports world knows that ever since Lamar Odom was traded by the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks that his on court performance has not exactly been stellar.
Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly has stated that the 6-foot-10-inch...
Larry Hagman, best known as JR Ewing on Dallas, has whipped up some quite specific instructions for what he would like to see happen after he passes away. "At death, I want to be fed through a wood chipper, spread over a wheat field and a cake baked...
Dallas, Texas - According to Homeland Securtiy officials 13 members of a delegation from the Saturn Moon of Phoebes were smashed when they accidentally tripped a Spoof writer on her way home from an evening walk. Officials say her nose and face smash...
Dallas - Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, has announced that he's excited about the draft this year. He sees it as a unique opportunity to position himself and the Cowboys in an exceptional way.
"It's unparalleled. Never been done bef...
Green Bay, WI - The exhilaration of winning the Super Bowl for fans of the Green Bay Packers turned to anger and disbelieve today. Captain George Hanson of the city police department informed returning residents that a well coordinated team of profe...
Christina Aguilera broke two records earlier today at the Superbowl final between Oxford and Cambridge at The J.R. Ewing Arena,Texas.Not only was her version of 'Star Spangled Banner' the worst version of the famous ballad ever,complete with wrong wo...
DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has just announced that Super Bowl XLV (45), which is being held at the $1.2 billion Cowboy Stadium, has signed teen singing sensations Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez to sing the National Anthem before the op...
(Wetwang, East Yorks:) There was controversy and much laughter in the East Yorkshire village of Wetwang last night, when a man in the local pub became confused, and incorrectly hummed the theme to Dallas when he had intended to hum the theme to Star...
DALLAS - A spokesperson for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has just informed the sports media that the brand new 2010 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Calendar has hit the new stands and book stores.
The 12 monthly photos were taken by noted naked cal...
DALLAS - A prominent football organization has issued a statement to the national media stating that the rumor about one of their cheerleaders being involved with Jesse James "TattooGate" scandal is totally without basis.
Agnes Lulu Webbsnicker sp...
AUSTIN - The Department of Texas Rangers has issued an all points bulletin for hip hop soul singer Erykah Badu on charges of indecent exposure.
The 39-year-old filmed a video for her song "Window Seat" in Dallas in front of Dealey Plaza in which s...
AUSTIN - Texas Governor Rick Perry is one mad, angry hombre. The Lone Star gov is hotter than a piece of bubblegum on a Laredo sidewalk in July.
He has just seen the video of hip hop soul singer Erykah Badu which shows her walking down Dallas' Dea...
Warrants were issued today by the Dallas Police in response to the publicity stunt by neo soul, whatever that is, artist Erykah Badu.
Ms. Badu staged a music video portraying a strip assassination at the place where John F. Kennedy was killed as...
Dallas, TX - Just another day in the retired life of George W. Bush Jr. He and his security agents had just returned from a jog around the neighborhood when there was a knock at the door.
"There was this middle eastern lookin' fella holding a suga...
Debbie DeLightful, the legendary hard core porn actress continued her US publicity tour by visiting Dallas, Texas.
Addressing a crowd of conspiracy theorists in Dealey Plaza, standing on a grassy knoll, she announced that she was really glad to ge...