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Funny story: WTF! JK Claims JR Killed JFK

WTF! JK Claims JR Killed JFK

Bewigged, bothered and bewildered US Secretary of State John Kerry today let slip in an unguarded moment that there was evidence that Texan oilman and rancher the late JR Ewing had been involved in the 1963 assassination of President Jack Kennedy. In...
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Funny story: Irate Gorilla Evicted from Dallas Zoo: First Interview

Irate Gorilla Evicted from Dallas Zoo: First Interview

In case you keep in touch with the 23-year-old gorilla, Patrick, formerly of the Dallas Zoo, be advised that you should record a change of address. He's moving to South Carolina. Gail Farrelly, a Science & Technology reporter at TheSpoof.co...
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Funny story: Celebrity misquotes

Celebrity misquotes

Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...
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Funny story: British tourist arrested for theft of penis pump from Dallas sex shop

British tourist arrested for theft of penis pump from Dallas sex shop

DALLAS, TEXAS (ABSNN) - The masked, knife wielding robber who stole $500 in cash and a $150 penis pump from a Dallas adult video store today was apprehended only four hours later at Parkland Memorial Hospital according to the DPD. "We got a ph...
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Funny story: Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Cold War archives show Dallas star Linda Gray 'is John F Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe's daughter'

Yorba Linda, CA - "No wonder they shot JFK, RFK and dastardly JR," a former curator at the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum commented as news of the DNA test findings finally broke. Buried under mountains of conspiracy theory dossiers...
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Funny story: American voters call on Clint Eastwood to make Mitt Romney invisible

American voters call on Clint Eastwood to make Mitt Romney invisible

American voters who are already totally bored with the Presidential campaign have called on 82 year old kookball actor Clint Eastwood to 'make Romney disappear' after his bizarre 'conversation' with an empty chair that he thought was President Obama...
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Funny story: Larry Hagman Star of "Dallas" Says No To Eyebrow Trimming

Larry Hagman Star of "Dallas" Says No To Eyebrow Trimming

HOLLYWOOD - Producers of the TNT show Dallas have just about given up trying to convince the main star Larry Hagman, 80, to trim his ridiculously hideous looking eyebrows. Hagman showing that he is every bit as stubborn and as hard headed as the m...
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Funny story: Larry Hagman and Patrick Duffy 'outed as Spoof writers'

Larry Hagman and Patrick Duffy 'outed as Spoof writers'

Los Angeles - "Nobody wanted to screw with the iconic nature of the Spoof website,' Larry Hagman said tonight, "but we saw a unique opportunity and ran with the ball." The 80 year-old star was commenting on reports that he and his fellow Dallas...
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Funny story: J.M. Ellsbury Wilts As J.R. Ewing Returns

J.M. Ellsbury Wilts As J.R. Ewing Returns

Not since The Glass Menagerie has there been such a fragile unicorn as Jacoby Ellsbury. When Amanda's Gentleman Caller dropped the play's centerpiece glass ornament, it was curtains for the character. Jacoby Ellsbury, the sensational centerpie...
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Funny story: Dallas Mavericks' Lamar Odom Says His Wife Khloe Kardashian Has Become A Jinx

Dallas Mavericks' Lamar Odom Says His Wife Khloe Kardashian Has Become A Jinx

DALLAS - The sports world knows that ever since Lamar Odom was traded by the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks that his on court performance has not exactly been stellar. Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly has stated that the 6-foot-10-inch...
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Funny story: Dallas star Larry Hagman wants to be made into a cake when he dies

Dallas star Larry Hagman wants to be made into a cake when he dies

Larry Hagman, best known as JR Ewing on Dallas, has whipped up some quite specific instructions for what he would like to see happen after he passes away. "At death, I want to be fed through a wood chipper, spread over a wheat field and a cake baked...
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Funny story: Texas Spoof Writer Smashes Microsopic Alien Peace Delegation!

Texas Spoof Writer Smashes Microsopic Alien Peace Delegation!

Dallas, Texas - According to Homeland Securtiy officials 13 members of a delegation from the Saturn Moon of Phoebes were smashed when they accidentally tripped a Spoof writer on her way home from an evening walk. Officials say her nose and face smash...
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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Prepare to Ask for the World

The Dallas Cowboys Prepare to Ask for the World

Dallas - Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, has announced that he's excited about the draft this year. He sees it as a unique opportunity to position himself and the Cowboys in an exceptional way. "It's unparalleled. Never been done bef...
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Funny story: Green Bay Burglarized While Fans Attend Super Bowl

Green Bay Burglarized While Fans Attend Super Bowl

Green Bay, WI - The exhilaration of winning the Super Bowl for fans of the Green Bay Packers turned to anger and disbelieve today. Captain George Hanson of the city police department informed returning residents that a well coordinated team of profe...
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Funny story: Aguilera Double Whammy

Aguilera Double Whammy

Christina Aguilera broke two records earlier today at the Superbowl final between Oxford and Cambridge at The J.R. Ewing Arena,Texas.Not only was her version of 'Star Spangled Banner' the worst version of the famous ballad ever,complete with wrong wo...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Sing The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV (45)

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Sing The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV (45)

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has just announced that Super Bowl XLV (45), which is being held at the $1.2 billion Cowboy Stadium, has signed teen singing sensations Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez to sing the National Anthem before the op...
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Funny story: Wetwang Man Gets Star Wars Theme and Dallas Theme Mixed-up

Wetwang Man Gets Star Wars Theme and Dallas Theme Mixed-up

(Wetwang, East Yorks:) There was controversy and much laughter in the East Yorkshire village of Wetwang last night, when a man in the local pub became confused, and incorrectly hummed the theme to Dallas when he had intended to hum the theme to Star...
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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders 2010 Calendar Hits The Stores

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders 2010 Calendar Hits The Stores

DALLAS - A spokesperson for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has just informed the sports media that the brand new 2010 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Calendar has hit the new stands and book stores. The 12 monthly photos were taken by noted naked cal...
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Donald Trump Does Ice Bucket Challenge and Melts Away

"I've never seen anything like it-first his hair turned green and then he started to melt" said a bystander. "Just like the Wizard of Oz!" shouted another. Everyone then cheered for 2 hours straight.

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