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Funny story: Daleks exterminate Trinny and Susannah after disastrous make-over

Daleks exterminate Trinny and Susannah after disastrous make-over

The Daleks courted fresh controversy yesterday after exterminating beloved fashion gurus Trinny and Susannah. The extermination came following a make-over which saw the drab extra-terrestial tin cans put into a variety of colours, designed to best sh...
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Funny story: Dr Who's Rainbow Daleks should be Exterminated

Dr Who's Rainbow Daleks should be Exterminated

Dr Who started away back in 1963 in fact it was the same week that President Kennedy, was assassinated. It was at this time we were first introduced to The Daleks, who became Dr Who's number one enemy. The Daleks used to have children running in te...
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Funny story: The Daleks are taking over - Says Boffin

The Daleks are taking over - Says Boffin

Scientists are refusing to comment following the publication of a letter in the prestigious newspaper, The Prestatyn Herald, which claims that Daleks are already infiltrating planet Earth. These astounding revelations have been put forward by loc...
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Funny story: Daleks Spotted Roaming Around The White House

Daleks Spotted Roaming Around The White House

Washington, DC-- Three Daleks were videotaped last week, roaming the corridors of the White House. The evil androids from the planet Scara were seen entering the Oval Office with President Obama for a conference. White House security quickly confis...
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Funny story: The Policy of The Daleks to deal with criminals

The Policy of The Daleks to deal with criminals

Dave Ross who has been studying crimes for years is totally pissed off with our stupid laws which are so much in favour of the criminals as opposed to the rights of innocent victims and law abiding citizens. There are so many cases of murderers be...
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Funny story: Daleks and Ninjas collectively to sue French government

Daleks and Ninjas collectively to sue French government

The General International Honourable Association of Daleks (GIHAD) and National Union of Ninjas (NUNS) are this week taking the French Government to the International Court of Inhuman Rights over what they see as slur on their respective races. Br...
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Funny story: New Dr Who is not going to be Matt Smith!

New Dr Who is not going to be Matt Smith!

Despite the recent announcement that Matt Smith is to be the new Doctor Who, the corporation have now retracted the statement and confirmed that the new Dr Who will in fact be Abu "Hook" Hamza. An apology has been issued to all viewers regarding t...
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Funny story: Dalek Poetry Reading

Dalek Poetry Reading

A recent poetry evening, organised by Lenny Smith, a 37 year old Dalek was said to be a complete disaster. Smith, a peace loving Dalek, completely at odds with his comrades blamed a lack of love for Poetry amongst his friends for the show's disapp...
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Funny story: London borough employs daleks to deal with smokers

London borough employs daleks to deal with smokers

Are you a smoker who uses a pub in Westminster? Do you carelessly drop your cigarette butt on the ground? From October you could end up being exterminated. This is a new measure by Westminster City Council to deal with the problems of discarded c...
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Funny story: Doctor Who Dalek Creator Raymond Cusick Hurt In Incident With Bin

Doctor Who Dalek Creator Raymond Cusick Hurt In Incident With Bin

Dalek creator Raymond Cusick has been injured in an incident with a dustbin at his home in London. Mr Cusick was 'bundled over' by his bin when he tried to put some trash in it yesterday morning.
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Funny story: Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots

Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots

David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry.
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Funny story: Daleks vs Burkas and up in arms over Passport Office fiasco

Daleks vs Burkas and up in arms over Passport Office fiasco

A Channel Islands-based organisation, the Jersey International Honourable Association of Daleks (JIHAD) has reacted strongly to a request from the National passport Office that member Daleks remove their lids prior to having their photographs taken f...
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Funny story: Dr Who Done Up Like A Right Kipper - Sensation

Dr Who Done Up Like A Right Kipper - Sensation

BBC executives are said to be furious at a breach of security that has scuppered the corporation's plans for the Dr Who Christmas special.
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Funny story: Top UK Professor Reveals 'Nothing Really Exists!'

Top UK Professor Reveals 'Nothing Really Exists!'

After a week long study, top UK Scientist, Dalek and ex front man of the modern glam rock band 'The Darkness' Professor Squawking, sensationally revealed 'nothing really exists'...
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Funny story: Daleks in BBC Shocker

Daleks in BBC Shocker

In a shock statement by the BBC today it was revealed that the actors used inside the shells of the terrifying Daleks in the new Dr Who series are in fact Gummi-bears. A spokesman today commented that the only creatures small enough to fit in the gap...
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Funny story: Radical new Dalek design 'Crap', say Dr Who fans.

Radical new Dalek design 'Crap', say Dr Who fans.

Fans of Dr Who have been voting with their feet after the popular sci-fi series underwent drastic budget cuts.
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