Showing:

Funny satire stories about Dalai Lama

Try another search?

Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?

Funny story: Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?

Washington: Capitol Hill: A bill is to be presented before Congress tonight making meditation practice compulsory in all US prisons. It is unlikely the bill will get passed though as most representatives do not actually know what meditation is...

Read full story View 'Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?'

Liberation Of Tibet Imminent - Dalai Lama ecstatically states that Tibet will once again be his and celebrates with the buying of surfs!

The Dalai who is quickly approaching his eightieth birthday has said recently "This will be the year!" referring the end of Tibetan struggle with China being aligned with his eightieth birthday. A well-established fact amongst most of the Dalai Lama'...

Read full story View 'Liberation Of Tibet Imminent - Dalai Lama ecstatically states that Tibet will once again be his and celebrates with the buying of surfs!'

Nepal earthquake: China blames Dalai Llama fracking ops

Funny story: Nepal earthquake: China blames Dalai Llama fracking ops

Beijing, China - Vast crude reserves beneath Mount Everest are being harvested by the head of Tibetan Buddhism's hydraulic fracturing operations triggering earthquakes and aftershocks. According to the Beijing-based Who Flung Dung investigative t...

Read full story View 'Nepal earthquake: China blames Dalai Llama fracking ops'

Dalai Lama Sues Canon Welby: "Middle Way" not Anglican Property

The Dalai Lama may be a man of few possessions™, but he's hoping to get the better of Anglican Archbishop Justin Welby in a very material manner; while also sticking up for the faithful (at least, the right kind of faithful, anyway). Attendi...

Read full story View 'Dalai Lama Sues Canon Welby: "Middle Way" not Anglican Property'

130 Year Old Mongolian Mummified Mummy Not Dead, Just Having a Long Rest

Funny story: 130 Year Old Mongolian Mummified Mummy Not Dead, Just Having a Long Rest

Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) immortal reporter, Wan-Kin-Dik, has just sent this amazing story from a monastery in Mongolia. It seems that after discovering a mummified body of a Buddhist monk, living monks are claiming he is not d...

Read full story View '130 Year Old Mongolian Mummified Mummy Not Dead, Just Having a Long Rest'

The One World Religion Begins

Funny story: The One World Religion Begins

Since Pope John Paul 11 began the foundation work of building a One World Religion, the Jesuits, in obeyance to their current leader Pope Francis have been hard at work. In a significant move to bring Protestant and Catholic churches together it w...

Read full story View 'The One World Religion Begins'

President Obummer plays Tiddlywinks with the Dahlia Lama

WHITEWASHINGTON, D. C. -- In an attempt to erode U. S.-Chinese relations, as he has eroded those between the U. S. and most of its allies, President Barack ("B. O.") Obummer met with Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama on Friday, February 21.

Read full story View 'President Obummer plays Tiddlywinks with the Dahlia Lama'

Catholic Church to be Privatised

Funny story: Catholic Church to be Privatised

The Catholic Church is to be floated on the Stock Market. Cardinal Karl Profiteri of the Holy See's Banca Ambrosiana has announced that the Church is going to be privatised. At a special conclave of bishops the vote was taken last April during th...

Read full story View 'Catholic Church to be Privatised'

Romney demands the Dalai Lama be thrown out of US following his "fuck it" remark!

Funny story: Romney demands the Dalai Lama be thrown out of US following his "fuck it" remark!

BROWN UNIVERSITY, Rhode Island (ABSNN) - His Holiness, the Dalai Lama was thought to have told students who did not share his message of love and universal peace to "fuck off" or "fuck it," according to the closed-caption banner running beneath his v...

Read full story View 'Romney demands the Dalai Lama be thrown out of US following his "fuck it" remark!'

Slim Everdingle Claims He Smoked Weed With Barack Obama And The Dalai Lama In Lincoln Bedroom

Funny story: Slim Everdingle Claims He Smoked Weed With Barack Obama And The Dalai Lama In Lincoln Bedroom

BILLINGSGATE POST - Slim Everdingle, lead vocalist of the Whisper Conspiracy, told TMZ that after performing at a Presidential dinner party for the Dalai Lama last year, Jay Carney asked him he would like to join the Dalai and President Obama in the...

Read full story View 'Slim Everdingle Claims He Smoked Weed With Barack Obama And The Dalai Lama In Lincoln Bedroom'

Ken Barlow Declared Immortal

Funny story: Ken Barlow Declared Immortal

The Dalai Lama today declared Ken Barlow BA (Hons) an immortal being during a guided tour of Granada studios in Manchester. Ken was given the good news whilst filming a particularly difficult scene in The Rovers Return Inn in which he had to ask f...

Read full story View 'Ken Barlow Declared Immortal'

Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit

Funny story: Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit

BILLINGSGATE POST - The Dalai Lama, who will make his first official visit to San Diego this week, is Tibet's spiritual leader, that nation's political leader in exile and the 1989 Nobel Peace Prize recipient. He is also a friend and confidant o...

Read full story View 'Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit'

The Dalai Lama's World of Warcraft Account May Be Cancelled

Funny story: The Dalai Lama's World of Warcraft Account May Be Cancelled

For 99% of RPG players, the story is the same: obtaining quests, journeying into the unknown, completing extraordinarily mundane tasks, slaying any jerks along the way, gaining experience points to level up and having nerd conversations with the onl...

Read full story View 'The Dalai Lama's World of Warcraft Account May Be Cancelled'

Dalai Lama incensed at Top Gear

Funny story: Dalai Lama incensed at Top Gear

The BBC has been condemned by leading religious organisations today after their decision to allow His Holiness Pope Benedict to appear on Top Gear. His Holiness, recently stolen by thieves, was returned today in exchange for a book token, a signe...

Read full story View 'Dalai Lama incensed at Top Gear'

Plot To Clone Dr. Billingsgate Succeeds

Funny story: Plot To Clone Dr. Billingsgate Succeeds

Mystic, pundit, conservative ideologist, Dr. Billingsgate is all of that and more. Few people are the center of more fascination and yearning than the man once rumored to be a reincarnated homopteran. After years of living in relative anonymity, on...

Read full story View 'Plot To Clone Dr. Billingsgate Succeeds'

The Dalai Lama's Boot Camp called "Transience"

Funny story: The Dalai Lama's Boot Camp called "Transience"

I am Theo Seemore, editor of "Oculus" a magazine devoted to enlightenment. Recently I traveled to Poona in India to meet with The Dalai Lama. I was interested in the clinic he had established there and which he runs with his monks. Called "Transience" it deals with an unusual type of invalid, one which we in the West do not consider an invalid at all. I met Tibet's great spiritual leader in hi...

Read full story View 'The Dalai Lama's Boot Camp called "Transience"'

Dalai Lama to change his name

Funny story: Dalai Lama to change his name

The Dalai Lama, his Holiness Tenzin Gyatso, has taken the radical option of changing his name by deed poll. From now on, he wants everyone throughout the world to refer to him simply as "Norman from Tibet". Speaking to news reporters and those...

Read full story View 'Dalai Lama to change his name'

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Talk To The Dalai Lama

Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Talk To The Dalai Lama

A dreadful fate seems to have befallen Twilight movie stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, writes Andy Marvel, Celebrity Metaphysics Correspondent. The toothsome twosome have been on the crest of a celebrity wave ever since the movie franch...

Read full story View 'Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Talk To The Dalai Lama'

Breaking news…

Name Calling Trump

One thing about Trump, no one will ever call him simpatico!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
73 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more