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Funny story: Tibetans Face Down Scorn of Chinese in Close World Cup Match

Tibetans Face Down Scorn of Chinese in Close World Cup Match

In world cup action today the Dalai Lama started the match by blessing the game ball. The move was protested by the Chinese National team which does not recognize the Dalai Lama or the right of Tibetans to have autonomy. "All I said to the soccer...
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Funny story: President Obummer plays Tiddlywinks with the Dahlia Lama

President Obummer plays Tiddlywinks with the Dahlia Lama

WHITEWASHINGTON, D. C. -- In an attempt to erode U. S.-Chinese relations, as he has eroded those between the U. S. and most of its allies, President Barack ("B. O.") Obummer met with Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama on Friday, February 21.
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Funny story: Catholic Church to be Privatised

Catholic Church to be Privatised

The Catholic Church is to be floated on the Stock Market. Cardinal Karl Profiteri of the Holy See's Banca Ambrosiana has announced that the Church is going to be privatised. At a special conclave of bishops the vote was taken last April during th...
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Funny story: Romney demands the Dalai Lama be thrown out of US following his "fuck it" remark!

Romney demands the Dalai Lama be thrown out of US following his "fuck it" remark!

BROWN UNIVERSITY, Rhode Island (ABSNN) - His Holiness, the Dalai Lama was thought to have told students who did not share his message of love and universal peace to "fuck off" or "fuck it," according to the closed-caption banner running beneath his v...
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Funny story: Slim Everdingle Claims He Smoked Weed With Barack Obama And The Dalai Lama In Lincoln Bedroom

Slim Everdingle Claims He Smoked Weed With Barack Obama And The Dalai Lama In Lincoln Bedroom

BILLINGSGATE POST - Slim Everdingle, lead vocalist of the Whisper Conspiracy, told TMZ that after performing at a Presidential dinner party for the Dalai Lama last year, Jay Carney asked him he would like to join the Dalai and President Obama in the...
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Funny story: Ken Barlow Declared Immortal

Ken Barlow Declared Immortal

The Dalai Lama today declared Ken Barlow BA (Hons) an immortal being during a guided tour of Granada studios in Manchester. Ken was given the good news whilst filming a particularly difficult scene in The Rovers Return Inn in which he had to ask f...
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Funny story: Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit

Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit

BILLINGSGATE POST - The Dalai Lama, who will make his first official visit to San Diego this week, is Tibet's spiritual leader, that nation's political leader in exile and the 1989 Nobel Peace Prize recipient. He is also a friend and confidant o...
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Funny story: The Dalai Lama's World of Warcraft Account May Be Cancelled

The Dalai Lama's World of Warcraft Account May Be Cancelled

For 99% of RPG players, the story is the same: obtaining quests, journeying into the unknown, completing extraordinarily mundane tasks, slaying any jerks along the way, gaining experience points to level up and having nerd conversations with the onl...
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Funny story: Dalai Lama incensed at Top Gear

Dalai Lama incensed at Top Gear

The BBC has been condemned by leading religious organisations today after their decision to allow His Holiness Pope Benedict to appear on Top Gear. His Holiness, recently stolen by thieves, was returned today in exchange for a book token, a signe...
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Funny story: Plot To Clone Dr. Billingsgate Succeeds

Plot To Clone Dr. Billingsgate Succeeds

Mystic, pundit, conservative ideologist, Dr. Billingsgate is all of that and more. Few people are the center of more fascination and yearning than the man once rumored to be a reincarnated homopteran. After years of living in relative anonymity, on...
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Funny story: The Dalai Lama's Boot Camp called "Transience"

The Dalai Lama's Boot Camp called "Transience"

I am Theo Seemore, editor of "Oculus" a magazine devoted to enlightenment. Recently I traveled to Poona in India to meet with The Dalai Lama. I was interested in the clinic he had established there and which he runs with his monks. Called "Transience" it deals with an unusual type of invalid, one which we in the West do not consider an invalid at all. I met Tibet's great spiritual leader in hi...
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Funny story: Dalai Lama to change his name

Dalai Lama to change his name

The Dalai Lama, his Holiness Tenzin Gyatso, has taken the radical option of changing his name by deed poll. From now on, he wants everyone throughout the world to refer to him simply as "Norman from Tibet". Speaking to news reporters and those...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Talk To The Dalai Lama

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Talk To The Dalai Lama

A dreadful fate seems to have befallen Twilight movie stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, writes Andy Marvel, Celebrity Metaphysics Correspondent. The toothsome twosome have been on the crest of a celebrity wave ever since the movie franch...
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Funny story: Dalai Lama in Drive-Thru Fight

Dalai Lama in Drive-Thru Fight

The 14th Dalai Lama has allegedly paid damages to a McDonalds worker after an incident at a McDonalds Restaurant in an unnamed location. CCTV footage of the incident- which happened some time last year- has appeared on youtube over the last few d...
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Messes with Peoples' Heads "Cause I Can"

Stephen Hawking Messes with Peoples' Heads "Cause I Can"

There are a few things Stephen Hawking says in his Discovery mini-series "Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking" that are meant to be taken in jest, but since most people with an average I.Q. don't really get anything the brainiac says anyway, the j...
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Funny story: Dolly Llama Toys Upset Tibet

Dolly Llama Toys Upset Tibet

Persons in Tibet and other countries who follow the Dalai Lama are upset by the new Mattel Price "Dolly Llama" toys. The plush figures are meant to be ridden on by Barbie Dolls and other figures in the Barbie universe. When asked why they gave th...
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Funny story: Dalai Lama Sets Off Dhia-Rumpus On Campus!

Dalai Lama Sets Off Dhia-Rumpus On Campus!

A special visit to Borea College in Arkansas by the Dalai Lama to endorse the methods of peace, wound up giving 90% of the students the diarrhea. "I am so sorry, but I was driven through your rural areas before coming here and I had to get out and...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Joins Facebook

Pope Benedict XVI Joins Facebook

Not to be outdone by the Dalai Lama, who recently joined the twitter revolution, Pope Benedict XVI has signed up for a Facebook account. The profile photo, taken in an Ayia Napa bar, shows him having a few drinks with his cardinals during their annua...
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