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Funny story: New police interceptors trialled by 6 year old

New police interceptors trialled by 6 year old

A 6 year old has trialled several new prototype police cars, one of which will potentially be picked up by Australian police departments to use in their vehicle fleets. The vehicles were fitted out with modern technology including mobile fingerpri...
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Funny story: Boy riding scooter rejects kiss from Fanning sister

Boy riding scooter rejects kiss from Fanning sister

11 year old Dakota Fanning today made her appearance dressed as Scarlett O'Hara at the 12th Annual Dream Halloween Benefit, which is held to raise money for children with HIV/AIDS every year in October. According to eyewitnesses, Dakota was seen w...
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Funny story: Stewart comes out as a lesbian?

Stewart comes out as a lesbian?

Kristen Stewart shocked fans at a Breaking Dawn autograph session by admitting that she found sex scenes filmed with Robert Pattinson for the film, particulary difficult as he was "bloody awful in bed, can't play Twister, and stank of stale smoke". S...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Talks About His "Tell All" Book On The Behind-The-Scenes Tidbits of The Twilight Movies

Rob Pattinson Talks About His "Tell All" Book On The Behind-The-Scenes Tidbits of The Twilight Movies

LOS ANGELES - Rob Pattinson, star of the Twilight series has stepped into the role of author with his soon-to-be-released tell-all book titled The Twilight Tidbits. In the book RPattz tells about the very first time that he and Kristen Stewart kis...
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Funny story: Man Commits Suicide After Watching Dakota Fanning - Kristen Stewart Bomb

Man Commits Suicide After Watching Dakota Fanning - Kristen Stewart Bomb

A New Jersey may was found hung in his home this evening, and police say it might have been caused by a huge wave of depression caused by the Dakota Fanning / Krtistin Stewart cinematic emetic "The Runaways." "The deceased was found dead of asphyxiation," said Keyport, NJ Police Chief George Casaletto. "It also appears that he poked his own eyes out sometime before his death." While the dece...
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Funny story: Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner Reveals Why Nude Photos of Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Dakota Fanning Do Not Exist

Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner Reveals Why Nude Photos of Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Dakota Fanning Do Not Exist

LOS ANGELES - One of the top news programs in America, Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that they have irrefutable evidence regarding so called nude photos of some of America's most popular young female singers. 3T's Papaya Ruckusgarden stated t...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner One of The Stars of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" Has Sure Ignited Quite A Firestorm Feud Between Dakota Fanning and Boo Boo Stewart

Taylor Lautner One of The Stars of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" Has Sure Ignited Quite A Firestorm Feud Between Dakota Fanning and Boo Boo Stewart

HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Lautner who stars as Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse says that he has always been a practical joker. He once took a black Sharpie Pen and drew the Eiffel Tower on Jay Leno's chin while Leno slept at his desk. Another t...
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Funny story: New Wizard Of Oz With Dakota Fanning, Adam Lambert In 3D!

New Wizard Of Oz With Dakota Fanning, Adam Lambert In 3D!

News today was that there is the possibility of a completely new Wizard of Oz that follows the original in story form, but in quite a different setting. For one thing, the "Kansas" scenes will still be in black & white but once Dorothy gets to...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart - Dakota Fanning - Hardcore Scene - Hands Off!

Kristen Stewart - Dakota Fanning - Hardcore Scene - Hands Off!

Twilight star Kristen Stewart was told in no uncertain terms to keep her hands off Dakota Fanning as the two filmed a lesbian kissing scene from upcoming movie 'The Runaways' In the movie, Stewart plays real life rocker Joan Jett and Fanning plays...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Called a Moron By Charlene Boll

Kristen Stewart Called a Moron By Charlene Boll

Charlene Boll was not exactly favorable in her remarks about the Twilight favorite in her review of the movie 'The Runaways' and how Kristen came across at the Sundance Film Festival last week. On the other hand, she thought her co-star Dakota Fan...
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Funny story: Dakota Fanning Is Angelina Jolie's Biological Daughter

Dakota Fanning Is Angelina Jolie's Biological Daughter

BEVERLY HILLS - Angelina Jolie flew into town to attend The 18th Annual Collagen Lips, Hips, and Tits Seminar and Demonstration Convention. She was asked how many children, biological and adopted, does she now have. Jolie thought for a second and...
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Funny story: Banana Boy Breaks Up Fight Between Between Dakota Fanning And Hannah Montana Star While Jonas Bros Look On In Amazement.

Banana Boy Breaks Up Fight Between Between Dakota Fanning And Hannah Montana Star While Jonas Bros Look On In Amazement.

Fresh from comforting Katie Price in the Australian jungle over rumours that she was being vote-rigged (or gerrymandered) into performing Bushtucker Trials because she's got huge breasts and the Bilderbungalow Group held a grudge against her, banana...
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Funny story: Conspiracy Theorists See Hannahs Brainwashing the Youth

Conspiracy Theorists See Hannahs Brainwashing the Youth

Conspiracy theorists at the annual UFO Symposium in Roswell, New Mexico have accused the Hannah Group of attempting to brainwash the youth of the world. Group spokesman Niles Myles issued a statement saying that: "We think that the multi-national...
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Funny story: Secret Revealed: Dakota Fanning is Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana

Secret Revealed: Dakota Fanning is Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana

On the television show Hannah Montana, the characters of sixteen year old Miley Stewart and Hannah Montana are played by Miley Cyrus. This publication has learned that the real name of fifteen year old actress Dakota Fanning is Hannah Dakota Fanning...
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Funny story: Dakota Fanning crying after leaving popular store

Dakota Fanning crying after leaving popular store

Dakota Fanning was spotted crying leaving the popular department store 'Fred Segal' on Monday, fans say. The 11-year-old actress was reportedly seen this week with tears streaming down her face by members of the general public and the Californian...
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Funny story: Where Will They Be In 15 Years Time?

Where Will They Be In 15 Years Time?

At the moment Hollywood is filled with rising stars who aren't even old enough to drink. Kids like Miley Cyrus and Dakota Fanning are children who who have become household names, but has anyone wondered what their future will hold?...
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Funny story: Why It's Cool To Be Dakota Fanning

Why It's Cool To Be Dakota Fanning

Actress reveals the Top 10 reasons she's glad she's who she is...
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Funny story: Alec Baldwin Apologizes to Daughter For Remarks

Alec Baldwin Apologizes to Daughter For Remarks

Alec Baldwin apologized to his daughter yesterday for his telephone message where he referred to her as a pig. He was so distraught by his words and his anger that he felt he had to make it up to the eleven year old.
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